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Ush

ANUS

About Me


FIRSTLY THE JOKES AND CARTOONS ON HERE MAY NOT REPRESENT ME! THEY MAY NOT BE MY PERSONAL THOUGHTS OR FEELINGS. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR REALISING THIS..... PLEASE ..... I DONT WANT ANY MORE MESSAGES FROM RACIST DEEP SOUTH AMERICANS..... ANY MORE AND I'LL FIND YOU AND BURN YOU. (THATS PROBABLY NOT TRUE EITHER....)
right NOW THE ACCURATE STUFF!:- you need somone to talk to? Yeah I'll do it. Have had YEARS of "issues training" so could probably help with your problems if I put my noggin to it.
Love seeing my mates and going out - mashed ankle ligaments are hampering me at the moment though! Physio says it'll never be back to how it could be, but hey - there may be improvement
Love sleep - HOW GOOD IS SLEEP!!!! Hate being one pillow away from a happy sleep though.....
Play Volleyball - used to play for London, Manchester, UK Universities, and trained with and played one game for England B (but that's in the distant past!) Play 5 a side football occasionally with old school mates and a few new friends. Again due to injuries - I can't play at the moment!
Love gaming - whether computer/board/card - Munchkin/Xbox360/Trackmania/Oblivion at the moment. Read loads - doesnt really matter what style so long as it's gripping but i love my fantasy novels.
SSSSUUUUUUSSSSSSHHHHHHIIIIII!!!!! Mexican/chinese/thai food is a must in life!!
Not straight edge but in the last year havent really drunk much - bet that will change seeing I am moving in with Seb :-P In a band "ORAKAI" - check out www.myspace.com/orakai Old band - Mumcuss - aaah the momories :)
MC whenever I have time now I'm on shifts. Used to MC for Ruud Awakening (104.2/3 FM) and Ruud Nation (Club once a month).

My Interests

stuff - lots of it

GHOSTBUSTERS - The whole film

Indiana Jones + Temple of Doom

I'd like to meet:



Jamaicans, Mitsubishi owners, homosexuals with their own teapots,
racists, AIDS sufferers, computer analysts, photographers, toenail collectors,
slags, sluts, fat blokes, singers, turntablists, people with bouffant hair, broken nosed chiefs, people who had dreads, people who had long hair, people with long hair,
people who walk, people without legs, lepers, people who cant stop dribbling,
junkies, exhibitionists, insecure people, and cats.


Music:

Metal HipHop D&B Pop Funk Blah Blah something with edge - whether it be smooth or heavy, dance based or metal or hip hop

there has got to be some talent to it, and at the moment there are too many talented bands being overlooked - oh well!


Movies:

Anchorman, Kung Pow, The Incredibles, Matrix, Memento, The Sting, Shawshank Redemption, LOTR Trilogy, Pirates of the Carribean, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pixar films, Action/Comedy/Thrillers This isnt a full list of my favourites - but i cant go into it - i have about 150-200 dvds and vids - so lets leave it there!!

Television:

Office, 24, 80s cartoons, Dogtanian, Transformers, Mysterious Cities of Gold, Ulysees, MASK, Thundercats, Willie Fogg, Sport in general, The Fast Show, Have I got news for You, Who's Line, Spooks, 24, Blackadder, Red Dwarf, Derren Brown, Jimmy Carr, Fawlty Towers, The Fast Show, Bottom, The Young Ones, Only Fools.., Men Behaving Badly, Friends, Neighbours!, Adam and Joe, Yes Minister, Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, My Name is Earl, Drawn Together - etc etc etc

Books:

Terry Pratchett, David Gemmel, Garth Nix, Artemis Fowl, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Historical, Factual

Some Funny Sketches that were WAY too hard to upload all to mygay!

Heroes:

Heroes? More like people who inspire/d me and have affected me: My mum (aw), Kenia Serrano, Trotsky, Paul Warhurst, Derren Brown, teachers at my schools: Mike Nalewajko, Andy Bratt, Paul Dearson, Jim Jeffries, Dave Gorman

Ush

is a Giant Robot that CANNOT BE STOPPED, can Leap Great Distances, is Susceptible to Electrical Damage, and has Crablike Pincers.

Strength: 11 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 13

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My Blog

5 love things

Wierd.......... probably close to the truth - not exact, but seeing I did it I may aswell post it   The Five Love LanguagesMy primary love language is probablyActs of Servicewith a secondary love...
Posted by Ush on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:49:00 PST

Johari thing! Do I think what you think?

http://kevan.org/johari?name=Ush Be honest please!!!!
Posted by Ush on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 12:12:00 PST

Photos from Rome

Seeing we took about 200 and videos and shit Go here for a little selection! http://www.xanga.com/Stefiny_Lynn
Posted by Ush on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 11:07:00 PST

WHY I wont go to Reading &other little bits (a proper post!)

Mainly camping its fucking gay - gayer than gay - gayer than hom gay people say "aaaah there's nothing like camping with all your mates and booze and drugs and a fire" BOLLOX there is - its call...
Posted by Ush on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 04:56:00 PST

What a boring questionnaire!!!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:UshBirthday:7/12Birthplace:LondonCurrent Location:LondonEye Color:BrownHair Color:BlackHeight:5'10"Right Handed or Left Handed:Righty!Your Heritage:Indian - eat...
Posted by Ush on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Countries With The Most Executions Last Year:-

Countries With The Most Executions Last Year:- 1. China - 1067 2. Democratic Republic of Congo - 100 3. USA - 68 4. Iran - 66 5. Egypt - 48 6. Belarus - 33 7. Taiwan - 32 8. Sa...
Posted by Ush on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lah de Dah

So my missus gets here in 2 weeks! guess the poo stains on the toilet bowl will have to be cleaned before that!! and the supporting Senser!! WOO!! SUUUURRREEELYY!! yeah all's good - apart fr...
Posted by Ush on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My friendster testimonials

God it feels SO long ago that we used that shit!! and now we use THIS shit!! YAY! hahaha these comments are kinda cool! have a peek to see if you knew me then! Kerry, 11 October 2003: Safe, is ...
Posted by Ush on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

2004 and What it meant to me

wow - the USA trip was the best trip/holiday i have ever had 2004 for me will always be the year that will be remembered for injuries and the loss of a lot of great things for me. Some VERY sad mo...
Posted by Ush on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Birthday

Awesome was a really fun night.... a couply of Mikey death spliffs too.... oh dear. thanks to everyone who came cos I had fun! drunken messed up debauched fun..... oh well. and 14 belts - om. ...
Posted by Ush on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST