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Between The Buried And Matt

I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew...

About Me

I'm very important... I have many leather bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I drink Pepsi and not Coke. I work for a damn cool online clothing store WWW.EBTM.COM . I get confused very easily... and confuse people very easily. Would like to say I'm a pacifist, but really it's just a cover up for being a pussy and I don't wanna get punched in the face. I own too many pairs of shoes. I DJ at various places in London, so come rock out with me some time. The most important things in my life are music, Tottenham Hotspur Football Club, my family, my friends, my girlfriend and my Xbox 360. I worship the life and work of Michael Allan Patton and suggest you do too if you have any taste. I hate emo kids and scene kids... I dont have a star tattoo, I dont like pirates or swallows, my girlfriend cuts my hair, and I'm still way fuckin cooler than you! I have a sense of humour bordering on retarded, and I have the shortest attention span known to man. I hate loud people, white people that think they're black, 12 year olds that think they are gangstas, and the twats that sit in the aisle seat on trains and buses and expect you to climb over them to get to the window seat. Twats. Egotistical, but hey... look at me, I'm gorgeous. I love playing football, and I'm fucking great at it. I have an irrational fear and loathing of Ted Danson. All I want is an easy life with no hassles... Maaaaan do I hate hassles. I can't make decisions to save my life. Finally on a scale of 1 to awesome, I'm Super Great...

'Edge of the World' -Oh, my. A smooth-talking pedophile. Excuse me while I lock up my daughters.
Which Mike Patton song are you?
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My Interests

Music, Indy wrestling, cheerleaders, motorbike racing, football, my PC, My Xbox, my GameCube, my PS2, my PSP, my iPod, my Xbox360, Homerstarrunner, dirty sweaty metal clubs, sleeeeping, boobs, eating, alcaholica, hot chicks with tattoos, haircuts, clowns, perving, Haribo, gigs, lots of T.V, exfoliating and moisturising, shopping (god bless you eBay and TK Maxx,) hanging out the passenger side of my best friends ride, and generally just looking like an uber fly suave mudderfugger.

I'd like to meet:



I would say Mike Patton... but I can tick that one off the list now :-) Mr T. Jack Black. Hulk Hogan. Derren Brown. Boba Fett. A real-life ninja. Chris Morris.

Music:


I like a LOT of music... but love FAITH NO MORE, Mr Bungle, Fantomas, Tomahawk, Peeping Tom, Lovage... anything by the genius that is Mike Patton... if you don't know Patton, you don't know shit. Yes, I'm a Patton fanboy... I'll admit it... Everything else pales in comparison...BUT, the following deserve a special mention... GlassJaw, Nothingface, Slayer, Refused, Every Tme I Die, Life Of Agony, Clutch, Slayer, Metallica, White Stripes, The Strokes, NIN, Guns n Roses, Eyving Kang, Slayer, Poison The Well, Lionel Richie, Chemical Brothers, Slayer, Frank Sinatra, Unearth, Head Automatica, Tenacious D, Slayer, Prodigy, Duran Duran, Hendrix, Helmet, Lostprophets, Rolling Stones, The Killers, Moby, He Is Legend, Dillinger Escape Plan, The Uriah Omen, Slayer, Fudge Tunnel, Burt Bacharach, Tool, E-Town Concrete, Nailbomb, ol' skool Sepultura, Paw, Bjork, Bleeding Through, Slayer, Pantera, Snot, Jeeeeeez I could go on... But basically, my music taste is badasss!

Movies:

The Cannonball Run is my favourite movie EVER. I'm also a huge Star Wars fan, and I like all Tarantino stuff, all Kevin Smith stuff, Napoleon Dynamite, Anchorman, Adam Sandler stuff, Grease, Shaaaaaun Of The Dead, Top Gun, Ferris Bueller, Weird Science, Trading Places, Bubble Boy, Bring It On, A Night At The Roxbury, BioDome, National Lampoons, Waynes World, Bill & Ted, Talladega Nights, Hustler Barely Legal Vols. 1 - 10

Television:

Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Nathan Barley, TMWRNJ, Alan Partridge, Prison Break, Spaced, Heroes, Brass Eye, anything with Rik Mayall, cartoons...

Books:

I don't read books. I read magazines... and not very good ones. Nuts and Viz kinda sum up my mentality... I like boobs and swearing.

Heroes:

Mike Patton
Carl Fogarty
Gigi Buffon
These two incredible pretty ladies... I love you both
Han Solo, Homer Simpson, Jack Black, Eric Cartman, Lionel Richie, Burt Reynolds...

My Blog

Benoit...

It is a horrible day.  Once again we are mourning the loss of a wrestling legend and icon.  The circumastances surrounding his death, and those of his wife and son,  are far from c...
Posted by Between The Buried And Matt on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:39:00 PST

Download 07... the low-down

Wow, it would appear I haven't posted a blog in ages... anyhoo, Download 07.... It didn't rain.I burnt my nose.I watched Megadeth, Paramore, Slayer, Mastadon, BMTH, Gallows, AILD, Unearth, Machine Hea...
Posted by Between The Buried And Matt on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:39:00 PST

Laminated top 5

In honour of Ross from Friends, here is my laminated top 5 list of celebrities I'm allowed to sleep with without Tiggy getting mad at me 5  Carly Pope 4 Jennifer Love Hewitt 3 Jennifer Aniston 2...
Posted by Between The Buried And Matt on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:51:00 PST

Alton Towers

Was damn hilarious yesterday.  Robot Wars-esque round of applause to Pants for sorting it out.  Hope everyone enjoyed it as much as me  Pre-kid squashing group photo. Pre-Jamiroquai ...
Posted by Between The Buried And Matt on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 02:09:00 PST

Johari...

http://kevan.org/johari?name=Matthius Johari jobby... seeing as everyone else did one.   x
Posted by Between The Buried And Matt on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 03:38:00 PST

New digits...

So, I gots a new mobile number.  Drop me a message and I'll hook you up... cos I'm way too smart to post in on here for weirdos and eem kids to see! X
Posted by Between The Buried And Matt on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 10:52:00 PST

Another legend leaves us too soon...

It's so weird... I was talking to Tigz like an hour ago about it being nearly a year since Dimebag died... I come online and find that Eddie Guerrero has passed away... A truly great loss to the...
Posted by Between The Buried And Matt on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 11:10:00 PST

My freakin nose!!!

So, if anyone wants to know why I sat in the corner at Vendetta all nite Saturday with a bag of ice on my nose... I felt the full force of Mikes Black Rage whilst dancing to Clutch. Busted n...
Posted by Between The Buried And Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Check yo' skills on my quiz!

http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizname=0506291 52036-470178 X
Posted by Between The Buried And Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The weary wanderers return from FURYFEST

...We've just got back from FuryFest in France... and after a lot of initial dissapointment (finding out a load of people meant to be going with us, werent coming) and bad organisatiion (waiting for 2...
Posted by Between The Buried And Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST