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Well... the honest truth is I have plenty to be happy about... but I'm not happy. I am really fucking miserable, it is my curse; and at the same time, my greatest source of happiness. I'm not a masochist, I simply find humor in the world's most horrible travesties, no one is safe. I've made and laughed at jokes about miscarriages, cancer, AIDS, burn victims, and natural disasters... well, that does sound pretty masochistic, but trust me, I'm not...I also sling around clichés like a sopping bag of douche, so if you hear me saying one, you have my permission to kick in the teeth of the person I'm standing next to.oh yeah, and I love movies...

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Music:

Huge fan of Hip Hop and R&B, however if it's good, I don't care if it's pop, folk, or metal, I'll listen to it.

Movies:

Huge fan of films... my favorites are Goodfellas, Once Upon a Time in the West, Pulp Fiction, and Shaun of the Dead.

Television:

I watch Lost, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I have to admit that "Burn Notice" is also a guilty pleasure. Gabrielle Anwar... 'nuff said.

Books:

Freakonomics, Killing Pablo, The Lovely Bones, Autobiography of Fredrick Douglas, and Happy Ending: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch.

My Blog

oh no you diint...

Nothing enrages me more then out of touch, usually old, people use phrases that they not only barely comprehend, but then to top it off beat you to death by using every possible chance they get.If I h...
Posted by Santorum­ on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:40:00 PST

friends

I was very inspired by this animated pic...So this is a call out to all my buddays... send me pics of how excited you are to be Roderick's budday.  Bonus points for creativity....
Posted by Santorum­ on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 03:06:00 PST

a good night's sleep

Until recently I have forgotten how important this was.  Now when I crash, I'm dead to the world, on a carpeted floor, in a bed, on a couch, in a car... when my body is ready to shut down, I am o...
Posted by Santorum­ on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:52:00 PST

Job...

As many of you know, I'm not satified with my current job, and am looking for some options out.  After reading about Steve Jobs, I think I'd like to be paid a dollar a year like him.  No, no...
Posted by Santorum­ on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 10:58:00 PST

You know you want to...

I know what you are thinking... Roderick, where can I get a super sweet ninja mask like you?  Well little boys and girls, you can accomplish this with a little time, and a t-shirt... follow the d...
Posted by Santorum­ on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 08:46:00 PST

Pathetic...

Well, recently I've been feeling a bit burned out so me and the wife decided to take a little road trip to just unwind.  We kind of needed it, so we packed up and headed out.  We were having...
Posted by Santorum­ on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 08:53:00 PST

F.*@ THE MAN

That's right... I'm all about screwing the man every chance I get.By "the man," I'm referring to big business... the government... the rich... basically anyone doing better then me.  Well, I've w...
Posted by Santorum­ on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 07:29:00 PST

poker was interesting...

Tonight was poker night... it was to say the least, interesting.  Some people got pissed, some new players shook up the table.  I was up all night, fluctuated from time to time... sometime u...
Posted by Santorum­ on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 09:01:00 PST

surprise...

Surprise... I'm an asshole.Actually I just like to laugh... and I don't really give a shit at the expense of anyone, cripples, celebs, retards, millionaires, they get all lumped together when it's tim...
Posted by Santorum­ on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 05:22:00 PST

I went out to get some milk and...

came back with this!This book fucking rocks... it's written by Max Brooks (Mel Brooks' son) and it a satire on all those survival guides out there.  "How to survive in the wilderness", "How to su...
Posted by Santorum­ on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 08:10:00 PST