Mad Skillz

I'd like to meet:

Somebody who says stuff about giving a crap

Music:

Television:

Wipe away your inhibitions!!!

Books:

I like Enders Game, and Tale of Two Cities and heres cool quotes for the hell of it Dont threaten me with a good time
I was up there trapped in that fat guy suit literally suffocating to death, and I was still, STILL trying to contribute to the group by making as many laser noises as humanly possible
you gotta embrace your worthlesness. You know, just think about all the greatest losers throughout history: UPN, the metric system, Kevin Cosner...
Aint no booty like south side booty
Dont threaten me with a good time
I cant have a boyfriend, I suck enough at the whole best friends thing
You think you know me? Shut Up!!
why would you want to go out with me? i suck!
It's amazing how I never cease to amaze!
I dont appreciate you even standing here
This is the nightmare of my life
If there's nothing wrong with me... maybe there's something wrong with the universe!
I dont talk to you cause your face fucking frightens me
An ink pencil?
Everything in nature is beautiful. Unless it's ugly.
Forbidden is just a label they stamp on it so they dont feel so bad about their failure
Well, occasionally I like to help the humans
"What do you want me to do?" "Die"
Oh yea Im cooler than that law now
How the fuck did I get into this shit?
It takes 4 days to get to like me but 2 to want to leave
"Why doesn't anyone ever believe me!?" " Because you're never right? "
Shut up or I will kill you! Do you understand? Shut up or I will physically kill you
If it should become necessary to fight, can you arrange to find me some rocks to throw at them
Damnit there are so many idiots whose asses I have to kick
Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed.
"What was World War II like?" "What do you think?"
It sounds like funny, but it's not
So are we looking for an ex-con or some nut job with an Amazon account?
You just let people step all over you. You're just like stairs.
I want to create an environment of welcoming and you just need to get the hell outta here
Hey, you know what would make a great coffee table book? A coffee table book about coffee tables
Done with broken people this is ME I'm working on
It's absolutely breathtaking. I'm breathless . . . I need to take a breath
I wouldn't want to disappoint you by not disappointing you.
Im an energetic hypothetic version of another person
WHO THE HELL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS FIASCO?!
Remember when you said that all you wanted was me? Well now you know better
Im not trying to make him happy! Im trying to cure his depression!
I'm gonna give you two hits... my hand hitting your face, and uh... my hand hitting your face again.
I dont know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
I made up your mind
Keep my name out o' yo mouth!!
Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me
"To be or not to be. That is the question. Who said that?" "You just did, Ma'am"
It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds
I fired two warning shots.......in his head
Fine so its really bad and everything's my fault is everybody happy now?
"I'm playing the most dangerous game of all! " "Musical Chairs?"
When I fall in love I take my time, there's no need to hurry when I'm making up my mind
Did you ever read a book called "The Cat-in-the-Hat?" It changed my life
I prefer babysitters who aren't affiliated with the Manson family
I have some Chaka Khan queued up on the CD player
Its not my fault.... except for the part that is
Infamous is when your more than famous
Don't tell me what I cant do
All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you
Id like to think that the best of me is still hiding up my sleeve
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant
So how's it feel, taking my place on top of everyone's most hated list? Sucks don't it?
Youre so vain so probably think some of these lines are about you