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The Meanest Man

I gotta' moisturize My situation, You know... Preserve My Sexy...

About Me


"Stuntin' Like My Daddy"

"We in the car, we ride slow, we doin' things that the girls don't do... The boys stare, we smile back, all my girls in the rainbow Cadillac, Yea'!!!"
"So go ahead and get gone
Call up that chick and see if shes home
Oop, I bet you thought, I didn't know
What did you think I was puttin' you out for?
Cuz' you was untrue
rollin' her around in that car that I bought you..."
"So since I'm not your everything
How about I'll be nothing, nothing at all to you..."
Pisces here on tha' for real for real!!! Don't hate, But I love to have an awesome time. I love to kick it with my pals anyone from OC's to O.G.'s!!! I am a real showstoppa', only I don't ride slow in a rainbow cadillac, yea'!!! I am all about being real, no bullshit or what not. Let me know whats really good!!!! I yi yi!
If any one would like to hit me up on AIM, My SN is: youndatmonkee
Do I really look like any of these Muh Fucka's???
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Eddie A.K.A. E~Dawg!!!
Birthday: March 17, 1985
Birthplace: Ky
Current Location: Da' Nasty Nati
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty
Your Heritage: puerto rican, ital, cherokee, scot-irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: None, yet...
Your Weakness: MUSIC!!!
Your Fears: Bills, Bills, Bills!!!
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepporoni w/ cheese!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: swim the english channel, NOT!!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL... but I haven't used IM in years...
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Oh snapp, did I miss Oprah?"
Your Best Physical Feature: Too many to name, but people always say my eyes and smile...
Your Bedtime: usually around 6 a.m.
Your Most Missed Memory: My gals and good times from High School!!!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mc D's!!
Single or Group Dates: single, but I really don't do date, dates... They are boring...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither...
Chocolate or Vanilla: Ben n' Jerry's half baked!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: yuck, neither...
Do you Smoke: Nope!!!
Do you Swear: Fuck yea'!!
Do you Sing: always!!!
Do you Shower Daily: yep, I do, I am a clean teen...
Have you Been in Love: yes, sir...
Do you want to go to College: no, Hair school.
Do you want to get Married: it's illegal for me, but I really don't know If I believe in marriage...
Do you belive in yourself: Hell yes...
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes.
Do you think you are Attractive: think? I know I am lol...
Are you a Health Freak: no...
Do you get along with your Parents: no comment.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them...
Do you play an Instrument: I play w/ my instrument...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh yes...
In the past month have you Smoked: nope, don't smoke...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nyquil, it helps me get my ZZZ's!!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea' kinda..
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yea...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I wish!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes...
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: LOL!!!
Ever been Drunk: YES!!!
Ever been called a Tease: Yes!!!
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in a Fendi boutique!!! with T.I. holding my hand~~!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Superstar Eddie, the "IT" boy!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: sooo many, I don't know which one...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dark eyes....
Favourite Hair Color: dark...
Short or Long Hair: lowcut ceaser w/ deep waves or braids...
Height: taller than I...
Weight: thicker than I...
Best Clothing Style: what ever makes him feel confident and sexy...
Number of Drugs I have taken: what???
Number of CDs I own: I have no clue...
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: 0, I am getting a Puerto Rican Jesus tattoo
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't regret anything, It teaches me stuff!!!
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Which Jem and the Hologram's Star are you?
You are Aja! you love to work out and are a bit of a tom boy. You are an insperation for your friends and care deeply for them!
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Pisces
You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio
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My Interests


Ya' Boy, E~Boogie (a.k.a. Compton A$$ Eddie) is da' Mix Tape Master... Browse my Mixtape... Don't be skeerrred!!! ONE!!!

Cool Slideshows

Hair and Make-up... (Doing it, that is) Art, reading, religion, Music, Movies, fashion, Old Hollywood, Hip-Hop culture, People... Animals... And Showstoppa's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lookin' good!!!!!!!

I really like to watch Lil' Wayne and Birdman kiss, It's Hot!!! Thats My #1 interest!!!

My ALL time favorite MODEL!!! Marguax Hemingway!!!

My Friend Raven used to have this picture hanging over his toilet!!! LOL!!!

Chrissy Snow is My "JESUS"

PARKER POSEY (What more can I say???)!!!!

Dorothy Stratten, 1980 Playmate of the Year

Sharon Tate

I'd like to meet:


Superstar D.J. Keoki, "The IT Boy"!!! For real, though!!! I mean Superstar D.J. Keoki, "The It Boy" as portrayed by Wilmer Valderrama in "Party Monster"!!! I finally saw that movie all the way through at a friend's house and read like 70 pages from the book that inspired the movie... Superstar D.J. Keoki, "The IT Boy"(minus the drug use, LOL) was a sexy mug in that movie!!! Maybe it's b/c I have always had a soft spot for ole' Wilmer, but seeing him act like a jealouse Gay Latino Lover, made me GUSH!!! LOL!!! So, right now the man of my dreams would be Superstar D.J. Keoki, "The IT Boy" as portrayed by Wilmer Valderrama in "Party Monster"...

And of course Pharrell Williams... Besides the fact that He is my husband, He is absolutely genius!!!

...And last but not least, the one and only MISS ROSS!!! Watch this and you will know why!!!

To all of you who are as excited about the up-coming movie 'Dreamgirls' as I am... Here is a medley of songs from the musical from the early 80's!!! Look at the lady who is playing Deena Jones... This bitch is givin' Diana Ross!!! Enjoy!!!

"In the morning, this feeling will be gone
It has no chance going on
Something so right, has got no chance to live
So lets forget about chances
One night's what I'll give..."

Music:


DESTINY'S CHILD, BEYONCE', T.I., NELLY, CHINGY, DIANA ROSS, PRETTY RICKY, CHERISH, LETOYA, Blondie (from the old days,not now), LUDACRIS, Murphey Lee, OUTKAST, M.I.A., NICK CANNON, CHRISTINA MILIAN, NIVEA, LIL' WAYNE, JUVENILE, DANITY KANE, PCD (mostly just "Beep"), DIDDY, MARIO WINANS, BOBBY VALENTINO, T-PAYNE, Billy Idol, Bananarama, CHIC, The Ojay's, Dead or Alive, Loretta Lynn, Trina.... Awwwww way too many to name, but these are a few I really love...

I LOVE PRETTY RICKY, Here is their NEW!!! Video "On The Hotline":
Pretty Ricky - On the hotline

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"Spicy Chicks like Hot Sauce, careful you might burn it up!"

T.I. is the "KING"

You must not know 'bout Her, but don't get it twisted, B/C I love Me some of B'!!!!

All jokes aside Diana Ross is the original "Boss" bitch!!! So watch out Kelis... Becasue "No One Gets the Prize"!!!! This Album ("The Boss") and "Diana" are two of my all time favorite Albums!!!

Does any one remember this Destiny's Child video? It's called 'Get on the Bus' and It prolly like one of my fav DC videos/songs...:

Here is Destiny's Child performing 'Get on the Bus' live in 2002, Check out Beyoncé's hair (love it):

Movies:



Ok!!! I usually don't like musicals, but after I watched 'Oprah' today and since I absolutely love Beyonce, Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Hudson and Diana Ross and the Supremes(and their whole story, read "Call Her Miss Ross: The Unauthorized Biography of Diana Ross" by J. Randy Taraborrelli )... I can't wait until X-MAS Day (12/25/06) when "DREAMGIRLS" opens!!! YAY!!! I have been excited to see this Since I saw this teaser trailer on my "Destiny's Child: Live in ATL" DVD I got in MARCH!!! Watch this:
I am a HORROR MOVIE Junkie!!! I love all the Classics... Halloween 1 & 2... The Friday the 13th series... The Nightmare on Elm St. series... Prom Night, Terror Train, The Fog (the old one)... All John WATER's movies... But,especially his old stuff... I.E. 'Female Trouble', 'Desperate Living', 'Polyester'... Party Monster... Mean Girls... Valley of the Dolls, Rosemary's Baby... STAR 80... Dazed and Confused... Party Girl... Mommie Dearest... Mildred Pierce... Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte... Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?... White Chicks... The Women... I love Some Like It Hot and Seven Year Itch...The Hot Chick... Carrie, Dressed to Kill, Scarface... Clueless... Rock N' Roll High School... Gosh, way toooooo many tooo name... Anything with P.J. Soles... The Pam Grier Movies from the 70's (Coffy, Foxy Brown, Friday Foster)...

Television:

Jem!!! Besides the fact that She is 'Truly Outragous'; She is also the reason I am gay!!!

Was Blair Warner the original 'Celebutante'?

I really am not into new T.V. I actually think it suck... I am a lil' bit addicted to those dumb asses' on 'The Real World'... But here are my all time fave shows... 1. Jem (The Pink Haired Rockstar cartoon) 2. DYNASTY 3. Three's Company 4. Facts of Life 5. Charlie's Angels 6. Knot's Landing 7. Melrose Place

Books:



The Bible... Okay, I am not religious... But that damn book is very interesting... I haven't even made it all the way through...I love Norman Mailer's 'Marilyn'... and Bert Stern's 'The Last Sitting'... 'The Stud', 'The Bell Jar', 'The Amityville Horror', 'Helter Skelter', 'The Art of War', 'The Prince', 'My Way of Life' by Joan Crawford... I love those corny ass Flowers in the Attic books (I am goofy)...

Heroes:


My Hero is Super MARIO!!! Not only has he saved Princess Toadstool and Mushroom Kingdom from Bowser like half a dozen times... He also kicked Donkey Kongs ASS... His theme song should be 'What you know' by T.I., B/C this Muh' Fuh-kah' knows all about that!!!

My Blog

You Stripped me of my dreams, you gave me faith and then took my hope... Look at Me Now!!!

I don't know about the rest of you, but considering that its December, I have become very reflective... I have been reflecting on the events from the past year that have gotten me from then to now... ...
Posted by You N Dat Monkee on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:25:00 PST

One Night Only! One Night Only, is all I have to spare!!!

It's really interesting the feeling I am feeling right now... Its really interesting how intimate you can be with someone... Its hard for me to specify, but I really had a moment in time with some one...
Posted by You N Dat Monkee on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 01:19:00 PST

UNAPPRECIATED: is the proof really in the pudding???

Ok, I have friends right? I am not the only guy in the world either... But I have friends whom crave to be the center of everything, but always tend to get pulled in to several different directions......
Posted by You N Dat Monkee on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:27:00 PST

Ocean of Thoughts and Dreams... And why does Hot Sauce and Ranch make everything taste better??

It's funny, it really is, but why does Hot sauce and ranch make everything soooo tasty? I mean something can taste god aweful, but you slop some ranch and hot sauce on it and that shit is blazin'!!! I...
Posted by You N Dat Monkee on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 08:03:00 PST

Destiny Fulfilled, or maybe not so much???

Recently I have finally gotten over my ex or something like that and I decided to start looking for love again... I had been on a slight high this month... I have been hanging out with one of the funn...
Posted by You N Dat Monkee on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:46:00 PST

"BEEP!", When E-Mails attack!!! and other thoughts...

Well, I remember why I hate communicating via the internet... It is absolutely annoying... I mean I know I can tend to run off at the mouth, but, I can always back it up or expalin exactly what I mean...
Posted by You N Dat Monkee on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:02:00 PST

Thou Shalt Not Wear Heart On Sleave!

I know it may sound silly, but even after being burned after a two year relationship, a guys gotta get back on the saddle... (PLEASE FORGIVE THE RUN ON) You think your ready to put it out there and yo...
Posted by You N Dat Monkee on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:26:00 PST

Flat Iron... To use or not to use... That is the Mutha' F***'n question!

Okay, I have nappy roots... I am all kinds of nationalities, and I have a crazy kinky mess of hair.... Not, I do have nice curly hair, but It got real boring... So I changed my hair and now I have to ...
Posted by You N Dat Monkee on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 05:06:00 PST