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~ Auld Cool ~ Duane

That dreams, like the stars, are shining all the time - Carl Sagan

About Me


"This is the story of life. This is the story of an accident waiting to happen. This is the story of a great mystery in the making. This is the story of a great fiasco waiting to be born. This is a story aching to be told. This is a story of hopes and dreams, laughter and tears, fury, glory, passion and fears. This is a story yet to unfold. This is the story of losing my virginity. This is the story of my expulsion from the Garden of Eden. This is the story of me and you. This is the story of 1 + 1 = another one. This is the story of this, that and the other one. This is the story of my extraction from the womb. This is the story of my resurrection from the tomb. This is a story without retraction. This is the story. This is a story" - Duane Alan Cook
"Never underestimate the depth of my shallows, nor the shallows of my depth" - Duane Alan Cook

I'm a fun loving guy who loves life, and living life to its fullest. I am a dreamer, a thinker, and ultimately an achiever. I hope to someday realize all of my crazy, magnificent, dreams, impossible or not!!! I get along with everyone and make friends naturally and easily, but consider a select few my closest confidants and truest friends. I firmly believe that "one is not judged by how much he loves, but by how much he is loved" (It's a Wonderful Life), and I love life and people and ideas deeply, profoundly, passionately and resolutely.
I live by my own morals, values and rules, ideals, dreams and my own reality. I have reconstructed Descartes' infamous building block of existence and philosophy, "I think, therefore I am", into my own adopted/adapted, personal construct and philosophy of life, existence, and reality: "I think I am, therefore I may be...anything I desire", and I desire all things infinitely wonderful.
I thirst for, and crave, knowledge and I am constantly seeking out new ideas and wisdom, knowledge and experiences - I just need to know everything I can about the world around me, and everyone in it - most times, I am trying to find out as much about myself as I can, so I am constantly challenging myself to be a better person, and to overcome all fears, challenges and obstacles I come across and face in my life.
I love the Arts and Nature, and believe that Art not only Imitates Life-Life Imitates Art, but that Art and Life are mirrors of each other. To me "Beauty is truth, truth beauty, — that is all Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know" - John Keats. I guess that's why I read and write: to try to express the inexpressible and indefinable; to discover (and create my own) touchstones of humanity, and to achieve and catch a fleeting glimpse of the sublime and the absolute beautiful truth, and I am always expressing my self in words and music!!!
"Every morning I awake from dreaming with music in my head, sometimes familiar, sometimes not. Sometimes it is music that inspires, or has been inspired by my waking life and has thus been amplified in my dreams; or it is strange music that I have composed and only heard played in my dreams, and that I seek to recapture once I awake - at times I succeed, at other times I do not. Nevertheless, these vivid, yet elusive melodies are always pleasant and uplifting, persistent and amusing. And there are always images, visions and pictures lingering and commingling with the music as remembrances of my dreams. And there are inspirational words and familiar phrases from life, literature and song that complete the story, and that capture the emotion, tone and mood of the entire dream, and set the poetic overture and symphonic dream into motion once again and into the next movement" - Duane Alan Cook
"Everyone lives and dreams and has a unique story to tell. Eventually life must end, but in death, as in life, there exists an opportunity for rebirth and a renewed hope that the dreams and stories that inspire, and are inspired by life, may live on in a greater historical sense and poetic tradition; and most importantly, in a deeply personal manner. Life is an impossible dream, and in the story of Life, life and death meet to create a new beginning, a new life and dream, a new story. There can be no stories if there are no poets, no poets if there is no life. In short: Poetry is Life, Life is Poetry" - Duane Alan Cook
If you would like to read some of my shorter poetry, then search "Cook" "Duane" on The International Poets' Society homepage - simply click on the following link: Click HERE to Read Selected Works of DUANE ALAN COOK
All selections that come up under the three consecutive headings "Cook, Duane Alan" are my own ["Tell Me-Show Me I and II" and "Demain Demain" appear under separate headings for some reason; and please note that the entries under "Cook, Duane E." are not mine]. Some poems are broken into two or three parts as there is a maximum of 20 lines of text per page; many of these are missing the introductions or dedications, so if you want to read those, I can email the complete Word docs to you. This is only a small portion of my collection, some of which have been published. I have also written and composed a lot of prose and song lyrics that I could forward to you, if you are at all interested.
Life is a fantastic journey: "The first commandment for every good explorer is that an expedition has two points: the point of departure and the point of arrival. If your intention is to make the second theoretical point coincide with the actual point of arrival, don’t think about the means – because the journey is a virtual space that finishes when it finishes, and there are as many means as there are different ways of “finishing”…"
- Ernesto "Che" Guevara
"One never really knows what will be encountered when first embarking on such a journey - there are always so many questions: "what ifs?", the great unknown and all of its mysteries, pitfalls and dangers. There are always warnings one must heed, too: "Oh, don't go there" (as if "there" was such a bad place), but I've never been afraid of travel. In fact, I’m in a constant state of travel and adventure in my wandering life, my stationhouse mind - my grounded imagination. But stakes, foundations, and even entire settlements built atop fortified mountains can be uprooted and moved to new locations, or destroyed, and rebuilt. People have even been known to live in houses built upon wheels, or floating dwelling places destined for the back of beyond, or the bottom of the sea. Some may have even sailed off the edge of the earth, but that was before 1492. Nonetheless, it's still the journey that remains important. The point of departure and the destination are only secondary, for the time being at least. The length of the voyage is likewise quite unimportant, as time is nearly always relative, though constant and persistent.
"Alas, step on board a dream vision and escape this time and place. I’ll take you away; I'll take you "there". Pack your bags, and make any necessary arrangements: cancel your newspaper; have your neighbour collect the mail, and feed the cat; pretend you've just gone out for the evening, when in fact you've stepped out for the duration. And remember this little piece of advice: "Travel well, and travel often, but travel light". Take this little book along for the ride, if you wish, as a silent, but helpful companion: a passport to the ports of call on this journey. For it is always wise to wisely choose with whom you travel. There is nothing more frightful than an uncompanionable companion, except perhaps to never embark on a new adventure at all - ever.
"Ensuite, allons y! Bon Voyage!
"p.s. never say "Bomb in my briefcase" in a Customs area, even if it’s not true - this is a very bad thing" - Duane Alan Cook, from BOOK I, Part I of The Great Fiasco
Life is fleeting, and Time is always persistent - get busy living, or die trying; and dare to live all your crazy dreams!!!
Live large and prosper!!!
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One Love, Free Peace and Sweet Hope!!!
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My Interests


"That is my business: the relentless pursuit of that which is deemed impossible"

- Duane Alan Cook

I enjoy listening to, writing, and playing music and attending live music concerts and outdoor festivals; reading; writing poetry and short stories; playing and watching cards; playing and watching hockey (Go Habs!!!), soccer (Liverpool, Ajax, Celtic), softball; watching CFL, NFL and CFB Football (Go Riders, Broncos, Razorbacks!).

I love being in the great outdoors; soaking in a hot tub; long, hot showers; travelling; pondering, philosophizing and pontificating, especially over cocktails with family and friends!!! I love and am addicted to my Saturday morning newspaper and coffee (people watching) - Ah!!!

Ultimately, I enjoy living my life and being the best me I can possibly be - it ain't always easy folks, believe me!!!

Give Me Strength...

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"To you from failing hands we throw the torch; be yours to hold it high" - “In Flanders Fields” , John McCrae

I'd like to meet:


"Some people are bored, some are just boring"

- Duane Alan Cook

If you're bored, get busy; if you're boring, get lost (please?). And please people, don't claim to be somebody important or famous, because everyone is important to someone, and everyone is famous for something. And I am certainly not awed or intimidated by anyone or anything. Okay? Thanks!

So, I would like to meet anyone and everyone who is not boring, with the exception of course of racists, bigots, fascists, terrorists and prejudice, close-minded, hollow, empty, shallow souls, including and especially George "Dubya" Bush and war mongers of his ilk and the like - self-serving, murderous pricks.

"WITH THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD - RISE UP!"

I don't mean to offend, just to enlighten and hold true to my beliefs and perspective - and believe me: I am and have been as open-minded and open-ended and understanding as humanly possible...there are simply limits to what one person and humanity can tolerate and endure.

"Guernica" - Pablo Picasso, The Bombing of Guernica, The Spanish Civil War

Having said that, I would like you to meet my friend Phil Bailey - click on his video to learn more about Phil and his musical philosophy and ideology: watch, listen, learn, enjoy!

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"That is my soul's purpose: an absolute commitment to the moment in the undying pursuit of Beauty; the faint hope of a brief, fleeting glimpse of truth, enlightenment, inspiration and salvation that is mine to behold" - Duane Alan Cook

- "Starry Night", Vincent van Gogh

"Starry, starry night. Paint your palette blue and grey, Look out on a summer's day, With eyes that know the darkness in my soul"

- "Vincent" {Starry, Starry Night} , Don McLean

"Develop interest in life as you see it; in people, things, literature, music - the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself." - Henry Miller

I Cherish and Value, and Thank You for Your Friendship!

Music:


And the stereo played all the sweetest songs from:

Francois Tremblay (my good friend/mon bon ami!!!), Van Morrison, Nick Drake, Nick Lowe, The White Stripes, Flogging Molly, Greenland Whale Fishers, Matthew Sweet, Billy Bragg, Woody Guthrie, Bob Dylan, Uncle Tupelo, Wilco, Son Volt, Golden Smog, Otis Gibbs, Phil Bailey, Talking Heads, Whiskeytown, Waterboys, The Screaming Blue Messiahs, Siouxsie and the Banshees, James, Elvis Costello, XTC, The Hives, The Vines, The Jazz Butcher, Nirvana, The Police/Sting, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bauhaus, Peter Murphy, DOA, Echo and The Bunnymen, Blink 182, Dead Kennedys, SNFU, NOFX, Dead Milkmen, Dead Boys, Minor Threat, The Misfits, The Flaming Lips, Bad Brains, SNFU, Jerry Jerry and the Sons of Rhythm, Sons of Freedom, The Nils, House of Love, Oasis, Love and Rockets, The Cranberries, Green on Red, The Men They Couldn't Hang, Weezer, Silverchair, Live, Dropkick Murphys, The Blue Aeroplanes, Adam Ant, The River Detectives, The Smiths, The Sadies, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Social Distortion, Uisce Beatha, The Clash, The Pixies, Frank Black, The Ramones, Red, Fleetwood Mac, Don McLean, The Pogues, The Cure, The Cult, The Housemartins, The Dixie Chicks, Allison Kraus and Union Station, Shane MacGowan and The Popes, The Velvet Underground, The Rolling Stones, The Who, The Doors, The Style Council, The Bloodhound Gang, The Chieftains, The Dubliners, The Drovers, The Sex Pistols, P.I.L., B.A.D., Bad Religion, Violent Femmes, The Raconteurs, Matt Costa, James Blunt, Mazzy Star, The Jam, Paul Weller, Neil Young, Gordon Lightfoot, Jet, Cast, Dodgy, Placebo, The Skydiggers, Tragically Hip, 54-40, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Big Country, The Alarm, The Doors, The Replacements, R.E.M., U2, Midnight Oil, Hoodoo Gurus, Camper Van Beethoven, Cracker, Simon and Garfunkel, Paul Simon, Great Big Sea, Steve Earle, English Beat, Bad Manners, Skavenjah, Messenjah, Madness, Green Day, The Mahones, The Specials, Johnny Marr and the Healers, Morrissey, The Undertones, The Wonder Stuff, Bob Marley, Everclear, Johnny Cash, Beck, Pete Drooge, Nick Cave, Buddy Holly, Gipsy Kings, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Tony Bennett, Sammy Davis, Ella Fitzgerald, Duke Ellington, Glenn Miller, Benny Goodman, Count Bassie, and much much more!!!

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Movies:


Lights, Camera, Action!!!
You, Me and Dupree, Austin Powers 1 to 3, The Shawshank Redemption, Gallipoli, Old School, Anchorman, The Libertine, When Harry Met Sally, Blazing Saddles, 40 Year Old Virgin, Something About Mary, Dumb and Dumber, Joe Versus The Volcano, Meet The Parents, Meet The Fockers, American Graffiti, Canadian Bacon, Fight Club, Young Guns 1 to 2, Shrek 1 and 2, Gladiator, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, A Clockwork Orange, It's A Wonderful Life, Goodfellas, Casino, Pulp Fiction, Suburbia, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Meet Joe Black, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Wayne's World, Cold Mountain, The Notebook, Saturday Night Fever, Nightshift, Arthur, The Shining, The Jerk, Trading Places, Maverick, 2001 Space Odyssey, Braveheart, The Patriot, Memoirs of A Geisha, Sleepless in Seattle, Men in Black, Airplane 1 and 2, Million Dollar Baby, The Sting, The Color of Money, Slapshot, Without Malice, Cool Hand Luke, Something's Gotta Give, Easy Rider, All The President's Men, Star Wars, The Outsiders, Enemy at the Gates, Life, Se7en, Far and Away, Pirates of the Caribbean 1 and 2, Animal House, The Fugitive, Rattle and Hum, Quadrophenia, Straight To Hell, The Graduate, Two for the Road, American Pie 1 to 3, Porky's 1 and 2, Papillon, American Beauty, Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, Hamburger Hill, Apocalypse Now, 12 Monkeys, The Odd Couple, Grumpy Old Men 1 and 2, The Italian Job (1960's original and remake), The Fisher King, The Man Who Would Be King, Mrs. Doubtfire, The Great Escape, Ocean's 11 and 12 (original and remake), Buddy Buddy, Silver Streak, The Producers (orginal and remake), Hear No Evil See No Evil, Biloxi Blues, Snatch, Troy, Tristan and Isolde, Erik The Viking, Contact, Gangs of New York, An Unfinished Life, Under A Tuscan Sun, Serendipity, Cassablanca, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Hook, Rain Man, Witches of Eastwick, Kelly's Heroes, Uncle Buck, Home Alone 1 and 2, Elf, The Grinch, Bad Santa, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, The Wizard of Oz, The Rock, A Bridge Too Far, The Dirty Dozen. And any James Bond, Monty Python, Abbott and Costello, Morgan Freeman, Jack Nicholson, Dustin Hoffman, Steve Martin, John Candy, Paul Newman, Jonny Depp, Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller and Adam Sandler movies!!! Way too many to name - I am a movie freak!!!

Television:


I love reality T.V. because it is so much fun to watch how people react, interact and self-destruct in "real-life" situations and in competition with one another!!! I also love classic T.V. and science, history T.V. as well. So without further ado...
Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Flavour of Love, Kept, Survivor, The Amazing Race, Fresh Prince, Family Ties, Too Close For Comfort, All in the Family, Hilarious House of Frightenstein, The Jeffersons, Welcome Back Kotter, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Office, Lost, Surface, Hell's Kitchen, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, The Avengers, Mission Imposssible, Kids in the Hall, Kids of Degrassi, Degrassi Junior High, Degrassi High, Gunsmoke, Bonanza, Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares, Beverly Hill Billies, The Flintstones, Family Guy, Futurama, Bugs Bunny and Looney Toons, In a Fix, How Not To Decorate, What Not To Wear, Princes of Malibu, Sex And The City, MAD TV, Classic SNL, American Chopper, CSI, The Naked Chef, Iron Chef, Monster Garage, Frontiers of Construction, How It's Made, Property Ladder, Flip This House, any and all History, TLC and Discovery Channel programs.

Books:


Personal Touchstones, the Beautiful Truth and the Infinitely Sublime:

Paris 1919, A Prayer For Owen Meaney, Cider House Rules, All Quiet on The Western Front, A Brief History of Time, Crime and Punishment, The Ginger Man, Slaughterhouse Five, Birdsong, Pet Cemetery, The Ghost in the Machine, Brighton Rock, Von Ryan's Express, Lolita, The Motorcycle Diaries, A Star Called Henry, Angela's Ashes, 'Tis, The Great Gatsby, Catcher in the Rye, Not Wanted on This Voyage, The Wars, Obasan, L'etranger, The Runner, Borstal Boy, Portrait of the Young Man as as Artist, The Cosmos, Billions and Billions, Pale Blue Dot, How The Grinch Stole Christmas, Green Eggs and Ham, The Cat in The Hat, Goodnight Moon.

Again, way too many to mention as I am always reading (I have an Advanced B.A. in English Literature)!!!

Heroes:


I wouldn't call them "Heroes", more than I would call them "My Great Inspirations and Motivators":

My parents, family and friends, My Girl, my teachers and professors - Monty Williams especially, Guy Lafleur, David Suzuki, Billy Bragg, Shane MacGowan, Joe Strummer, Paul Weller, Matthew Sweet, Johnny Cash, Van Morrison, Bono and The Edge, [Jelaluddin] Rumi, Che Guevara, Dr. Seuss, Edgar Allan Poe, John Keats, William Blake, P.B. Shelley, William Butler Yeats, James Joyce, Robert Burns, Kurt Vonnegut, Carl Sagan, Nabakov, Dostoyevsky, Brendan Behan, John Donne, and countless others who are among the wisest and most gifted of humanity.

My Blog

Daylight Savings Time - what's that???

Fall back? Not here in ass-backwards Saskatchewan!!! Yes, it's that time of year again folks, so I thought I would dig these out and dust 'em off and remind you all to NOT set your clocks back this w...
Posted by ~ Auld Cool ~ Duane on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:07:00 PST

A Proposal

Today's offering... Peace & Love,Duane A Proposal I'll call you in the morningAnd in the afternoon;I'll call you in the eveningAnd dream about you too;I'll dream about you darling,And I'll dream a...
Posted by ~ Auld Cool ~ Duane on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:01:00 PST

Note left on my car last night - a funny story

So, I come out of work last night (I work in a ginormous government office building with several branches of federal and provincial government of over 1000 strangers) and walk across the sprawling par...
Posted by ~ Auld Cool ~ Duane on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:34:00 PST

My MySpace Pet Peeves

I have two:1. Friends who delete you without warning or reason - not that it really matters one way or the other in my life (or yours), but hey, manners and common courtesy should still exist even in ...
Posted by ~ Auld Cool ~ Duane on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:02:00 PST

The Impossible Dream

II.iv. The Impossible Dream   In a dream one must be allowed the liberty of Imagining occasionally that which never existed In the world of sense perception - Kepler   Time weighs heavy on m...
Posted by ~ Auld Cool ~ Duane on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:14:00 PST

Killing Time

II.iii. Killing Time   In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth   - "BANG". This is how it has all been said to have begun. But was it?   In the beginning there was the en...
Posted by ~ Auld Cool ~ Duane on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:10:00 PST

Heaven's Gate

II. Heaven's Gate   We have one planet, one example, one history, and we have intelligence Intelligent species should be spread liberally throughout the universe - Sagan   They were half rig...
Posted by ~ Auld Cool ~ Duane on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:06:00 PST

Last Days (Our Lasting Legacy)

II.i. Last Days   ...the human race has already moved closer to answering the most enduring question about its true place in the cosmos - Sagan   I want to go there. 40 is a nice even number...
Posted by ~ Auld Cool ~ Duane on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:07:00 PST

9th Rock From The Sun

Pity poor Pluto. One minute you're the 9th and final planet in our solar system, the next, you're the 9th planet of 12, then one more minute later, you're downgraded to "dwarf planet" status and sudde...
Posted by ~ Auld Cool ~ Duane on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 03:37:00 PST