The Potted History of the Shameless

The Shameless has its roots in the timeless infinity of musical culture.... kinda.

It all started with Stu..... After touring the southern states of America with a careers advice truck (fully trained staff) which sometimes doubled as a travelling public library, Stu found his sound when he observed the polyphonic beauty of screeching tyres coupled with the wail of a soon to be annihilated cat.
The cacophony would stay with him for years, and give birth to his unique musical ear.The Brit rap scene would never be the same again.
After decades of turmoil and disillusion, Stu bought a ticket on a transatlantic whaler, and began to work out his assault on the world of British music. Upon disembarking at the bustling port of Ajabajan, however, his plotting was constantly hindered by the pesterings of a rat-like orphan, who soon stowed away in a locker on Stu's whaler so as to make the journey back to England with him.
Stu observed the orphan's tentative yet curious grip of his mother tongue, English, but thought little of it at first, preferring to pour his attention into his studies.
By the third week of travel, however, he had noticed something. Something extraordinary. The boy was actually speaking in rhyme.
Stu began to scribble, afraid to lose a single syllable of this awesome display of lyrical gymnastics, and soon Songs poured onto the page, the like of which had never been seen.
On a damp autumn morning, just as the ship slipped past the breakwater and into Plymouth sound, Stu christened the orphan 'Hazza', and the rest as they say, is...
Yeah....
So...