Rosstianity Owns Your Soul.

About Me

I'm STILL better than you, cunt...

My Interests

Beer. Bourbon. Metal. Punk.

I'd like to meet:

Girls. Girls who put out. Girls with self-esteem issues. Girls with self esteem issues who put out. Girls with self-esteem issues who put out and enjoy being skullfucked.

Music:

Agathocles, Antiseen, Bastard Squad, Big Daddy Kane, Birdflesh, Blood For Blood, The Business, Cephalic Carnage, Chaotic Dischord, Charter 77, Cock Sparrer, Cunt Grinder, Dahmer, Doom, DropDead, Eazy E, English Dogs, Exhumed, Eyehategod, Faster Pussycat, Fuck...I'm Dead, Fuck On The Beach, Guns 'n' Roses, Hatebeak, He Who Corrupts, Hulk Hogan Wrestling Boot Band, Judas Priest, Manowar, Mindsnare, No Grace, N.W.A, Parade Of The Lifeless, Pentagram, Romantic Gorilla, Slayer, Spazz, Stormtroopers Of Death (S.O.D), Suicidal Tendencies, 3 Inches of Blood, Turbonegro, Twisted Sister, Ultramagnetic MCs, Unholy Grave, Venom, Yacopsae

Movies:

Anchorman: The Legand of Ron Burgundy, Basket Case Trilogy, Battle Royale, Brain Damage, Chopper, Dazed and Confused, The Devil's Rejects, Dogma, Evil Dead Trilogy, The Football Factory, Frankenhooker, Full Metal Jacket, The Godfather (parts 1&2), House Of 1000 Corpses, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Kill Bill Vol.1, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Revenge Of The Nerds (parts 1 & 2), Romper Stomper, Scanners, Scarface, Snatch, Super Troopers, Swingers, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original version), This Is Spinal Tap, The Warriors, Wild at Heart

Television:

Cheaters, Family Guy, King Of The Hill, Maury, Oz, The Simpsons, Six Feet Under, The Sopranos, South Park, WWE Raw, WWE Smackdown!

Books:

Wrestlecrap: The Very Worst of Pro Wrestling, The Death of WCW, Hardcore History: The Extremely Unauthorised Story of ECW, Hell's Angel: The Life and Times of Sonny Barger & The Hell's Angels Motorcycle Club, Killer Clown, The Encyclopedia of Australian Murders, The Godfather, The A-Z Encyclopedia of Serial Killers

Heroes:

Me, Hulk Hogan, Curtis "Booger" Armstrong

My Blog

Believe it or Not

I'm officially off the piss until the X-Mas/New Years holidays. I even knocked back a FREE beer after work. Self control is for manly men!
Posted by Rosstianity Owns Your Soul. on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:53:00 PST

Im Back Bitches!

What up fuckers? Long time no myspaz etc. Lemme see what's been happening here since I last posted one of these stupid fucken things... -I gots me a job (November last year). Back to fitting truck tyr...
Posted by Rosstianity Owns Your Soul. on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:54:00 PST

The Cycle Continues...

I moved back to my folks' place on the weekend. Home cooked meals, laundry, cable TV etc. It's rad and lame at the same time.
Posted by Rosstianity Owns Your Soul. on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 04:29:00 PST

Happy birthday to me...ehh!

23 today. Work for the dole. Handing in my dole form later. This birthday rules.
Posted by Rosstianity Owns Your Soul. on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:06:00 PST

I be movin' on up!

Ahoy ahoy guys and guys without wangs, it's time for another enthralling installment in the exciting adventures of the wonderful, fun-filled world of Ross. Firstly...guess what, I'm still unemployed!...
Posted by Rosstianity Owns Your Soul. on Thu, 04 May 2006 10:40:00 PST

I'm Still Standin' (Yeah Yeah Yeah)

Howdy howdy hey fuckers, methinks it's time for another thrilling installment in the life and times of Ross. Hoo boy it's been a long time and I'm currently sitting in a shitty internet cafe half asle...
Posted by Rosstianity Owns Your Soul. on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 02:21:00 PST

Fucked PC.

Ahoy thar boys and non boys. I am typing this blog from the confines of an internet cafe as my piece of shit PC is now a permanantly fucked PC! I do have a job interview tomorrow though and if I get t...
Posted by Rosstianity Owns Your Soul. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yay...Unemployed Again!

Sup fuckers? Guess what, I'm unemployed again! After nearly six months of talking to idiots on the phone for what was once voted Australia's call centre (Primus Telecom to the uninitiated) my employme...
Posted by Rosstianity Owns Your Soul. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'M SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!

YAY! I gots my teeths fixed today. For $21 MUTHAFUCKEN DOLLARS! Healthcare concession cards fucking rule! As do the painkillers they gave me! Plus...I'M ONE FINE PIECE OF MAN-MEAT AGAIN! Oh...did I m...
Posted by Rosstianity Owns Your Soul. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oh yeah, it happened a week ago now but...

I have a new job! (kinda) I'm currently in training for work at a call centre for Primus Telecom. It's one of Australia's biggest telecommunication companies. Hooray me!
Posted by Rosstianity Owns Your Soul. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST