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Elaaaani KarFITsa

Nemo me impune lacessit.

About Me

Treat me with honesty, loyalty, and regard....I will reciprocate with all my heart. If I see your hand reaching for a stick to prod, I will have you cracked, like the precious China porcelain that you probably are. If you fling shit at me, I will submit you to the most intoxicating dutch oven that you havent even had the balls to subject yourself to. ___________________________________________________ Drawings courtesy of Tony Stopoulos ___________________________________________Drawing by Marissa - www.myspace.com/drunkgypsy __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________By BreeBree www.myspace.com/humanwaste _________________________________________________ By Kristen M. Allen_________________________________________________ By Meghan, check out her profile at: www.myspace.com/money_changes_everything %D%A __________________________________________________

My Interests

Traveling and listening to/playing/writing music. Sleeping is a favourite pastime of mine. Greek mythology (and other, but NOT organized religion.). I like learning about nutrition and diet. I enjoy cooking, baking and chowing down. I really enjoy working out/weight training - or more like how it makes me feel. Human physiology interests me. I like psychology and observing the awful things that make humans what they are....destructive, perverse, evil creatures (Im watching you!) I love animals, they're noble in my book... much better than humans. You're all shitheads, just to varying degrees. (I'm sure I have my own shitheadedness, I never said I was exempt from the theory.)

I'd like to meet:

ATTENTION TO ANYONE INTERESTED IN BEING PALS WITH ME---I REALLY ENJOY HEARING FROM SOUND MINDED PEOPLE, MAKING NEW FRIENDS WHO ARE GENUINE AND I LOVE TO HEAR FROM OLD FRIENDS/AQUAINTANCES._______________________________________ ___________TO THE DUDES THAT ARE JUST TRYING RACK UP A LIST OF HOW MANY CHICKS THEY CAN COLLECT AS FRIENDS IN ORDER TO IMPRESS THEIR FELLOW CHARACTERS THAT SUIT THE SIMILAR CHARMS OF, (or I shall say lack of charms) LARRY FROM THREES COMPANY along WITH HIS MAC DADDY PIMP-ICON, MR. FURLEY, CAN FUCK OFF. I feel very sorry for so many guys on here. AND THOSE DUDES WHO ASK MY FRIENDSHIP AND THEY GOT A PAGE FULLA NAKED CHIX CAN GET TA STEPPIN' AS WELL. YOU GUYS ARE REALLY RETARDED BECAUSE ALOT OF THESE CHICKS PROBABLY WOULDNT EVEN BREATH IN YOUR DIRECTION. AND IF THEY ACTUALLY *LET* YOU BE WITHIN THEIR FRIENDS LIST, THEY PROBABLY PITY YOU OR ARE USING YOU TO PROPEL THEIR PORN-STAR*LIKE*ASPIRING STATUS (AND YOURE NOT GONNA BE ON THE STARRING/SUPPORTING BILL, BUDDY! SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE!)___________________________________________________T HE WOMEN WITH THEIR POSTED GLAMOUR SHOTS JUST OUT TO FLAUNT YOUR TATAS are JUST as BAD, (because you know how easy it can be to take advantage of how primitively apelike 95% of the male species are and have such a prominent response to visual perks ), THERE ARE MUCH BETTER WAYS TO BOOST YOUR OWN FRAGILE EGOS....YOU NEED TO FIND MORE PRODUCTIVE WAYS TO AQUIRE SELF ESTEEM. GO READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING!__________________________________________________ _I'D REALLY RATHER MEET, WITH THE ABOVE MENTIONED KEPT IN MIND, (as rule outs!) REALLY ARE: People who aren't complete psychopaths or atleast can contain their inappropriate & poor mental hygiene enough to make a decent friend. People who don't take out their insecurities on me. LOYAL people with SIMILAR INTERESTS. People who like to laugh, clowns like myself....I can't stand people who take themselves too seriously.

Music:

Punk Rock. Also early 80's tunes, a bit of metal, 70's rock and ABBA will always have a special place in my heart no matter what anyone says!! I always keep an open mind, Im not rigid in my musical taste but my heart lies with punk rock first and foremost....and theres always more out there to hear, no matter how knowledgable someone thinks they are on the subject. ...

Movies:

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Television:

I dont watch so much tv but I do like Golden Girls, Coronation Street even though its going to shit since I began watching it. Gail Hillman's lack of eyelids is irking me more and more each time I see her chin-less face.

Books:

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Heroes:

I don't typically put people on pedestals, aside from my mama, yiayia and papouli. And Sophia Petrillo will always be a hero in my book.

My Blog

Some jokes...

Here are some amusing jokes a friend sent me. Enjoy! Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?A. Both of them.Q. Why did the man cross the road?A. He hear...
Posted by Elaaaani KarFITsa on Sat, 03 May 2008 03:43:00 PST

Heres a lil something for all you little sluts out there....

...to think about before you decide to add or contribute to or from your extensive collection of coodies! Medical Love Song         &n bsp; ...
Posted by Elaaaani KarFITsa on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:57:00 PST

Something funny a friend of mine sent me.....

On her radio show recently, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance . ...
Posted by Elaaaani KarFITsa on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 05:16:00 PST

Awesome collage by Dan

Check out this awesome collage my friend Dan has made...thanks again Dan! ...
Posted by Elaaaani KarFITsa on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:03:00 PST

Check out this IMMACULATELY painted Devotchkas tribute....

Check out this amazing Devotchkas backpiece on my friend 'Potato's' jacket! She's done an *excellent* job.....  ...
Posted by Elaaaani KarFITsa on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:11:00 PST

Ultimate flattery

  This is a tattoo that is suppossed to be of me, and I'm just gobsmacked with flattery that someone would get a tattoo of me. It is was done at Lucky Monkey Tattoo in Ann Arbor, Michigan on Mike...
Posted by Elaaaani KarFITsa on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 05:00:00 PST

NO, it wasn't me, I swear

NO, it wasn't me, I swear Ok, I get alot of messages from people from all around the US, particularly California. There apparently are sightings of me there and various other places, but I promise...
Posted by Elaaaani KarFITsa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

read this

This individual seeks an executive position. He will be available next January, and is willing to relocate. RESUME GEORGE W. BUSH 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20520 ED...
Posted by Elaaaani KarFITsa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HEY!! CHECK OUT MY OTHER BAND:

We've been disbanded for quite some time, but check out the sounds at: http://www.myspace.com/manix
Posted by Elaaaani KarFITsa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HAIR ! Here you can find and/or post hair secrets.

BEFORE ANYTHNG, I wanna thank anyone for messaging me to compliment my hair...THANKS! So....if youre gonna write me a message about my hair/advice, I'll give ya some here first. Here goes: 1.)Fann...
Posted by Elaaaani KarFITsa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST