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jelvis

I am here for Friends

About Me

i am not a good person and i am not a bad person, when heaven and hell pick teams i'll be the last guy picked. if you don't know me other than reading this then your not gonna get it and should probably turn around now, and don't look back.if i don't know you or can't figure out who the hell you are from your profile please send me a message before asking to be my friend.i really don't want to fill up my page with people i have no connection with. Background by EditingMySpace.com

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My Interests

dressing up like myself and trying to convince people i'm me.

I'd like to meet:

your mom. just joking i already know her.

Music:

bubblegum satanic pop, my man band "Flotown".

Movies:

i can watch anything and once i start a movie or series i have to end it, no matter how bad it gets(see the last three jaws).

Television:

entourage, survivorman, i shouldnt be alive, law and order of any configuration.

Books:

the prophet, first you have to row a little boat, another roadside attraction

Heroes:

anyone who gives anonymously

My Blog

shula out, john edwards in

in a shocking move the university of alabama hired television medium john edwards to be the head coach of the crimson tide football team. athletic director mal moore announced the decision at a press ...
Posted by jelvis on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:10:00 PST

recollections of jelvis

jelvis's highschool football coach: well jelvis wasnt much of a football player, he was sorta like forrest gump but he wasnt a retard. anyway as i was sayin he didnt play ball and i didnt have any ide...
Posted by jelvis on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:07:00 PST

who is jelvis?

jelvis's momma: well it all started the day jelvis was born we were supposed to see elvis that night, but my water broke as we were walking to our seats . i told the usher i could hold em in till afte...
Posted by jelvis on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:07:00 PST

warstock

"Warstock"Dick Cheney enters the oval office where he finds a a very distraught george bush with a copy of the comic archie outside of a book on foreign policy. Cheney wlks over to george and remedies...
Posted by jelvis on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:43:00 PST

where have all the good blogs gone.

my first blog so if i dont do it right im sorry. that sounds oddly familiar, i think i used that line all three times i lost my virginity. i managed to find it twice, it was just hangin out at the cra...
Posted by jelvis on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:52:00 PST