Victory by disqualification, making neither love nor war, hating both the player and the game, etc.
Ezra Meeker, Zeb "Wind Wagon" Thomas
Napalm Death, Leatherface, TSOL, other stuff.
The same ones everyone likes.
Judge Mathis, programs in unfavorable time slots/obviously for residents of remote regional territories
The dog-eared copy of Catcher in the Rye in your back pocket, you buffoon.
Alec Holland, Matt Cable