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Mr. Friend

We’re going to get to know each other real well.

About Me

It’s good to be here. To start off: When I’m talking, no one else is talking. I’m in charge now. I like to do what I like to do, because it’s what makes me feel good that’s most important, and not what makes you feel good. Your going to witness a lot of things come out of this website that are absolutely inconsistent with what the public thinks to be proper and appropriate. We’re going to talk about how buffooneries can be used to further promote “Questioning Thyself,” and how clownery- in the noblest sense of the word- can cause agitation and displacement of old ideas and old belief systems. We’re going to talk about Myspace hookers, and how they can benefit the community on a service plane. There will be discussion on matters pertaining to mockery, heckling, and the proper distribution of evidence exposing ignorance and stupidity. As the great “Friend of Friends,” yours truly- Mr. Friend, shall attempt to descend upon Myspace.com and infiltrate the regions known as silly, egotistical and “stupid-fresh.” I ask that you join me in this great work of displacement and rearrangement. Be sure to check-in to the blog department for important documents and manuscripts. Surveillance reports and bulletins will also be issued from time to time. Let us see if we can get in there and fuck around with things we’re not supposed to touch. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Discussion and reflection of previous experiences where large amounts of alcohol and hallucinogens were consumed and psychoanalysis performed in hidden and secret places. Other interests include capturing the philosophies of bold and low frequency individuals, and publishing them as respectable documents. I also enjoy casting stumbling blocks before ministers displaying selfish & self-seeking motives.

I'd like to meet:

I want the two ends of the spectrum to meet. I want opposite polarities to become introduced to one another, so as to cause transformation, regeneration and renewal. I want to be your friend. We will get to know each other real well. I wish to meet your family and friends and business associates. I want to be your friend.

Photograph of ‘Snaps’ the dog after recovering from his 3rd liver transplant due to alcohol abuse. Drinking and snapping and biting are his favorite pastimes.

Photograph of Mr. Friend at 6 months old. He was later removed from the nursery for touching a staff member.

Music:

I like listening to audio recordings of burgler alarms in my sony walkman.

Movies:

I like movies that show charmers and players getting found out, shut down then dealt with.

Television:

I like Jerry Springer, Real TV, and anything that captures moments where disconnect between mind and body takes place.

Books:

I like to read surveillance reports that I put together myself on weird individuals like Ray Brent Marsh of the Tri-State Crematory, Doctor Kavorkian, or Marshall Applewhite of the Heaven’s Gate cult. I also like to make-pretend that they are playing house with me when I’m not thinking about the surveillance reports in bed at night.

Heroes:

Ray Brent Marsh, Dr. Kavorkian, Marshall Applewhite, and ABSOLUTELY...my former colleague from the Land of Windsor: Mr. Jay Mayrand.

The Sentence of Death being delivered to Saddam Hussain. Someone in the crowd is pointing and lauphing and provoking the lawyers in this footage.


Saddam Hussain being heckled by observers. This is the end result of a series of decisions and choices made by the dictator. It makes me feel sorry for him in a weird sort of way.


A very unfortunate stupid individual high on Robitussin, requesting to be punched in the face by onlookers.


Here is actual footage of Robitussin Mystics performing Experiments at a local Lodge.

My Blog

Of The Robitussin Baby and Her Symbolism

Of The Robitussin Baby and her Symbolism Part of the ROBITUSSIN fragments discovered in Windsor circa 1990 A.D.  Translated from the Neptunian into English by Fratre Friend.    ...
Posted by Mr. Friend on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 08:24:00 PST

Description of Typical Membership of Modern Magical Orders

Signs, Signals, Symptoms, and Examples of the Delirious Mystic & Mystical Delirium                     &nb...
Posted by Mr. Friend on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:13:00 PST

Biography Of Mr. Friend

Concerning Mr. Friend And his daily operations                            &...
Posted by Mr. Friend on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:14:00 PST

Esoteric Chemistry

OF THE AMATEURS AND THE PROFESIONALS                              &...
Posted by Mr. Friend on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 08:03:00 PST