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♦Rachel Lyn♦

You can't break my cold dead heart.

About Me

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You scored as Fallen Angel. You my friend are a Fallen Angel! You were amongst the closest to God, yet love led you down a path of self-destruction. You find yourself crying a lot, because of the pains of this world. Yes it is very cruel, yet you know there isn't a thing you can do about it. Follow your heart and you will find some of your former happiness.

Fallen Angel


92%

Black Witch


67%

Vampire


58%

You are a Vampiric Elf!


42%

You are a Demon


33%
What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)
created with QuizFarm.comWell, shit... my last MySpace page got fuckin' deleted... so if any of my old MySpace friends come by here and find me... I did NOT delete YOU... I am the one that got booted. :o( This recent page was created January 9th, 2006. You may be wondering why some people are calling me a llama in some of the comments and such... I used to go by the name "drugged llama." You'll find I change my name quite a lot, my picture too. LOL.. Ok, some rules about ME, right off the bat............................ I'm NOT looking for cyber sex on this friggin' site... so please don't send me messages asking me for my AIM or Yahoo, etc... to exchange wacky computer sex shit with me. AND, as far as dating goes, can't really do that either, as I've lost my driver's license until September of '07 due to a wee little thing called a DUI, and my PROBATION lasts until March of '08. So, I can't feasibly "meet" anyone just now. Just TALK to me... I like to talk... and we'll go from there. If I want to meet you, there are ways. Capisce? Surprisingly, there are other places to meet up besides bars, *SHOCK*. PLUS, the most important thing of all things, I have a 14 year old teenage mutant ninja son that means the world to me. He also makes me pull most of my hair out. LOL... He's a freak just like I am, and I love him to death. I share custody of him with my ex-husband (I've been divorced for over 2 years now) and have him with me about half the week. He frequently gets suspended from school due to fighting because he loves to beat the shit out of other kids at times. He is also a frequent straight A student and is probably smarter than most of you idiots on MySpace reading my profile right now. IF you're even bothering to read my profile, instead of just sending me a message or a friend request because you received an instant yowza from looking at my cam whore pictures. You have any qualms about the fact that I'm a divorced single mom of a teenager, been arrested 4 times, been thrown in the slammer, a drinker, a dabbler in some illegal substances, occasionally takes back up a smoking habit, is on the road to a few tattoos, more piercings, and wears a lot of black and leather. Still wanna be my friend? :o) GOOD! Keep reading then! Now... more about me......................... I'm from Nebraska, land of corn, corn, corn, more corn and creepy corn children that like to live in the corn fields and murder people that roam among the stalks of corn. Therefore; I avoid the corn fields. Which can be really difficult since there's nothing but CORN in Nebraska! :o) Now, I'm a band nut by nature.... I love to go and see bands play. I was a roadie, friend and very loyal supporter for a local band in Lincoln for two years. Until the end, it was the greatest time of my life. I had a blast, and am grateful for all I learned during my time with that band. Would love to pick that up again with another band when my PROBATION is OVER. Ha ha.... *wink, wink*. I am very LARGE on the dancing, creating energy at a show and partying. Don't let my hearing impairment scare you away, you'll find it actually attracts... believe it or not. Just ask my best friend/sister and fellow band nut "Nikki," (#1 on my friend's list) she'll back me up on that one, as she's usually with me kicking her heels up too!
You Lack Confidence
You're not so sure of yourself - and it shows more than you think.
Your lack of confidence affects your friendships, career, and romantic life.
People know that they can take advantage of you, because you won't stand up to them.
Start realizing that you're great the way you are, and almost everything in your life will improve. Are You Confident?
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ecstasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.

Biting


100%

Bondage


75%

Blood


75%

Chains/Handcuffs


58%

Whips


58%

Blind Folds


17%
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
You Are a Margarita
You live most of your life in "Margaritaville", and everyone who knows you knows it.
You can party with the best of them - and you're really up for anything!
You're the type who's most likely to do body shots or enter a bikini contest.
You prefer to date a man as lively as you are... he has to keep up! What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
You Are 77% Bitchy
While you may not think of yourself as the ice queen, admit it, you're often in a bad mood.
And it's those around you who often bear the brunt of your annoyance, even if they haven't done anything wrong! How Bitchy Are You?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Neurotic Freak ~ (Rachel Lyn)
Birthday: November 17th
Birthplace: Lincoln, NE
Current Location: Still in the corn. LOL.
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Reddish/Brownish... Auburn, I guess?
Height: 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Dunno... tickle me and find out.. *wink*
Your Heritage: A red-headed murderous creepy corn child named Malachai. LOL...
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black leather shoes, like always.
Your Weakness: Hmmmm... a dear friend of mine would say "Liquor and sex." I would say yes, that's right.
Your Fears: LIFE!!! (and I'm disliking cops lately.. LOL..)
Your Perfect Pizza: A supreme... full of drugs.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I wanna be as bat shit crazy as Dennis Hopper in "Blue Velvet."
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL, Ha ha and Oh well...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Aw fuck.....
Your Best Physical Feature: I have NO idea... you tell me.
Your Bedtime: whenever I fuckin' feel like it.
Your Most Missed Memory: All memories before my hearing loss.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, god dammit!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Ugh, neither.... But if I have to choose, McDonalds.
Single or Group Dates: Really don't matter to me.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I like both...
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla baby.... mmmm, can I lick ya? LOL...
Cappuccino or Coffee: ****RETCHING****
Do you Smoke: Uhhhh... yes and no... and what are we smoking anyway? *GRIN*
Do you Swear: I sure as shit and fuck do! :o)
Do you Sing: HELL NO.. over my dead body...
Do you Shower Daily: Pretty much.
Have you Been in Love: I think so, it's kinda hard to tell sometimes.
Do you want to go to College: I don't WANT to go, but I HAVE to go, and at 34 years old too! Christ!
Do you want to get Married: Already did that shit... for nearly 13 years. No thankee for any more of that.
Do you believe in yourself: Sure... but I also believe in cancer. We're both diseases! Ha!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope, thank god.
Do you think you are Attractive: Eh... somewhat, but I could be better.
Are you a Health Freak: FUCK NO.
Do you get along with your Parents: Ohhh... somewhat... there's a lot of yelling, kicking and swearing involved at times... ha...
Do you like Thunderstorms: I don't like them, but I don't dislike them either.
Do you play an Instrument: I did... until my hearing loss.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I sure as shit did!!
In the past month have you Smoked: I sure as fuck did!!

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No... a bag of chips maybe though... ha ha.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Oh hell no.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Oooohhh baby.... *wink*... but, it's too cold now, so no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: Ohhhhhhh fuck yeah.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, and I don't know why!! I'm the most innocent person... lol... see my halo?
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, I have.... and karma is going to bite the little bitch's ass someday.
Ever Shoplifted: Pfffff probably back in high school sometime.
How do you want to Die: I don't care, just as long as I don't live forever, dammit.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I AM grown up..... and I'm not worth a shit, yet....
What country would you most like to Visit: None... I like America thanks.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: Don't matter.
Favorite Hair Color: Don't matter.
Short or Long Hair: Well, long is best, but I guess it really doesn't matter.
Height: Taller than ME!
Weight: Well I prefer my partner not be OBESE.....
Best Clothing Style: I don't give a shit about that. I'm not one of those stuck-up high maintenance bitches.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Uhhhhhhh............ no comment.
Number of CDs I own: Not many, most of what I have is just mix CD's that my teenager makes for me.
Number of Piercings: Just two for now, one in each ear.
Number of Tattoos: None yet, but one is on the way soon.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Oh good god, too many to count!
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You scored as Goth. You're a Goth!

Goth


95%

Rocker, Mosher


85%

Preppy


45%

Emo


30%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


25%

Trendy


25%

Skater


20%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Preppy Etc.
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My Interests


Hinder ~ "Better Than Me"Aw shit, lots of interests.... most of them I can't list here... lol, weird ass kinky nuns that like to smoke weed and spank naughty school girls... oh, and tabasco sauce. (Looking around for anyone looking at me funny for saying that, nope nobody there...) AND, must not forget my beloved Jack Daniels, even though I gotta give it up for a bit due to a wee little suck-ass thing called "probation." Ha ha... OOPS. Hey, no one's perfect. *wink*... After 4 arrests I'm getting very fond of handcuffs. *GRIN* Gothics, hippies and vampires.... rock on!!! (Yes, it's a weird mix, but then again, so am I...) I scare little children. LOL.... (kidding)(maybe)

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the fuckin' idiot who deleted my last MySpace page!!??? Asshole! (Assholette?) And if ya got a problem with my current page, y'all can go shove a cannabis plant (laced with mescaline, ecstacy, peyote and whatever else y'all can find) where the sun don't shine, and I'll fuckin' smoke ya 'till you're gone and die happy. Unless you happen to be Gary Coleman or "mini-me," then I'll probably dammin' survive. *GRIN* Also, I'd like to meet this STUPID kid... http://www.break.com/index/angry_german_kid_with_subtitles.h tml and tell him he needs some seriously high dosages of ritalin before he does something like repeat Columbine.... it's a funny clip, go watch it. Also, I'd like to have just ONE lunch date with George Dubya. Not to eat the damn lunch and exchange stupid Clinton/Lewinsky jokes, I just wanna throw the food at him. And maybe kick him in the balls (if he has any). AND, perhaps flip him off a few times, spit at him, slap him, call him a few names, etc... I hate that fuckin' assbag....
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Hmmmmmm.... I'd really like to meet Angelina Jolie. She used to be a self-mutilator, which is an issue I've been fighting myself since my hearing loss.... and I'm not afraid to say so either. So sue me. Plus, Angelina's just plain fucked up... I like fucked up people!!! Angelina has to be nuts to have a kid with Brad Pitt anyway... I can't stand him, and I think I may be the only person in the "can't stand Brad Pitt category"... oh well. Again, sue my fuckin' ass for having an honest opinion about shit. I also want to meet Eliza Dushku, throw her to the floor and fuck her brains out, while Johnny Depp's fucking MY brains out. *SIGH*... any questions? LOL....
You Are More Like Angelina Jolie
Bad girl with a heart of gold.
You are smart, sexy, and strong willed.
You aren't against stealing another girl's man...
If he's better off with you! Are You More Like Jennifer or Angelina?
I would like to meet this chick and tell her she should have put a cork up her ass before getting into the hot tub with all them peoples!! GEEZ!!

Music:

Ok, this majorly sucks, but I'm hearing impaired. Lost the majority of my hearing at 15 years old. BUT, never lost my passion for music. Still listen to music as much as I can and get all that I can out of the ol' muzak. I also used to play the piano, organ and the flute (the flute was freakin' gay, but.. lol...), until I gave it all up after my hearing loss. Went through a "fuck the world" phase and felt pretty unworthy of continuing any musical endeavours. I regret that now. I think I could have continued with the keys. But, that's in the past now. I try to HELP musicians as much as I can now. No matter what the help may be.
Your Theme Song is Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd
"There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves."

You haven't been feeling a lot lately, and you think that's a good thing.
The comfortable part is nice... but you should really work on numb. What's Your Theme Song?Pink Floyd ~ "Mother"
You scored as Unipolar Depression. Congratulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19-hour night's sleep. And you really hate that circle-guy thing on your Zoloft pill packets.

Unipolar Depression


83%

Borderline Personality Disorder


50%

Antisocial Personality Disorder


42%

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder


33%

Eating Disorders


33%

Schizophrenia


25%
Which mental disorder do you have?
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Movies:

Aw, I like movies... Jay & Silent Bob and those types of movies... Aliens where a chick kicks ass, Die Hard where a guy kicks ass, and Clockwork Orange where I get majorly confused and don't know what the fuck's going on half the time... lol.. Must not forget Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas as well.
You scored as Akasha. You are the ultimate in ambition. You don't just want to own the world you want to make it crawl to you on its hands and knees begging for mercy or at the least a taste!

Akasha


83%

Louis


75%

Marius


67%

Dracula


67%

Deacon Frost


67%

Armand


58%

Angel


58%

Blade


58%

Lestat


50%

Spike


50%
Whose your Vampire personality? (images)
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You Are 88% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

Television:

Anything and everything and absolutely nothing.

Books:

Books... umm, I KNOW I used to like those... especially Poe, Salinger, King, Crichton, and Robin Cook, shit like that. Dunno know what a book is now. I have to re-discover that, and I'll have plenty of time now, with probation just around the corner. Fuckin' hell.
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Your Deadly Sins
Pride: 80%
Envy: 60%
Lust: 60%
Wrath: 60%
Greed: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Gluttony: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 49%
You will die of malnutrition, after the Olson twins make dying of malnutrition trendy. How Sinful Are You?

Heroes:

All of the LLAMAS of the world! (Ok, not REALLY....) I'm still looking for a supposed hero.. don't know what those are. I hope I find out some day.
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You Are Lara Croft
"Everything lost is meant to be found." What Superheroine Are You?GOTH...