Sam

Best left to FirefoxSam: Bridging the expanse between the Pacific Northwest and the Deep South since 2006.Anecdote: So, I'm getting pizza one time, right, and the delivery man waits until my roommates leave the room to inform me that my sort will be shot upon wandering too far from campus. For the record, he was black and this was a warning, not a threat. To date, I have travelled off campus a few dozen times, and not once have I been shot or even shot at. So thank you to all those making that possible.Thanks to the fine Southern city of Baton Rouge for embracing me as one of its own.Belief System Federation
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Individuality of experience is all
"Can" does not mean "Ought"
Everything in moderation, except moderation.
Give me a reason to believe before asking me to do so.
Keep their laws off of my autonomy
We are not our records.
If you're going to be wrong, at least be consistent.
You are not exempt.
We're still animals...
...but that's not all.
Your home is your castle. Analogize outwards.
Exhaustive list of people I look like:1) Michael Jordan 2) That guy from the Real World 3) That guy on the Reese's commercial 4) Lenny Kravitz 5) Sideshow Bob 6) Troy Palomalu 7) Sanjaya I may look like a lot of people, but I'm not them. Especially Lenny Kravitz. I'm really, really not Lenny Kravitz.Proper etiquette demands that, when someone opens their home to you, you blow up a beer with sentimental value to him.
Sorry AaronSam in the Wired ================= Facebook Deviation AOL IM: samexplosion LJ: whitenighterSam wants toget published, go to Manarola, go to St. Mont Michel,beat all games I currently own, read all books I currently own, visit New Orleans, be Master Shake for Halloween. Learn the lyrics to every Aesop Rock song, take writing classes, write a full length book, write a comic book, graduate law school, find a comfortable balance between childishness and boring, learn Japanese, read the dictionary, get an Master's in Psychology, cosplay.Sam is was not allowed to ____ at work:1. Feign bunnihood/kittyhood. 2. Declare co-workers 'the weakest link', and then fire them. 3. Convince co-workers to crawl under their desks, take pictures of their asses, and email them to them. 4. Use 'there's been a glitch in the Matrix' as a defense for not showing up. 5. Research external employment opportunities. 6. Use any sort of ebonics when dealing with customers from Wisconsin. 7. Draw similarities between co-workers and 80's cartoon characters in mass emails. 8. Drain the lizard anywhere except for an official company bathroom. 9. Play "man, woman, or beast?". 10. Be the official company mascot. 11. Do things that demonstrate a 'lack of interesting in continuing to work here.' 12. Berate co-workers for not knowing who Charlotte Church is, then playing her early works at full volume in my cubicle. 13. Use false names/claim that Sam Brown was sent for reprogramming.