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Anthony

**WANTED: DEAD OR -- NO, DEAD'S FINE.**

About Me

I am fierce. I am the epitome of the embodiment of fierceness, and all that fierceness both does represent and would want to be reprsented by, if fierce were an actual entity which could possess the ability to want to be accurately represented in public.

My Interests

Sometimes, when I'm bored, I go to to the mall and time myself to see how many times I can reload my Mach-10 uzzi's as I empty them into the crowd before the first SWAT Team arrives.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody but one of those always present self-righteous arrogant pr*cks who repeatedly does shallow and pathetically transparent self-affirming things all day long to no end, like justifying their worthless existence via rambling profiles made up of redundant and overused redundant $50,000 words on the internet all day redundantly.

Music:

House Music, all night... Give me house music, all night... DJ play that house music...

Movies:

Comedies like "American Psycho" and the re-released "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" always tickle my fancy....

Television:

The ones I'm on of course! COPS and "America's Most Wanted"... that computer animation of what I should look like now is WAY off! Where'd they dig up THAT program? It needs serious updating!

Books:

"Anthonys, The Unauthorized Autobiography: Here the real side we never wanted anyone to hear about mes."

Heroes:

Um, at first, I was totally gonna say Cher. But then I was all, duh! Madonna! Hello! That was so totally wicked close to being a LOSER move! I like, SO just busted me! Sorry Madonna! And like, call me, hello?