absurd person profiles

zoldan

Zoldan!

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Williamsburg, Virginia
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

MadameTotoro Innen ist jeder rosa...

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Nordrhein-Westfalen
Country:
Germany
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Friends

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
PORTLAND, Maine
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends
mareedele

dele

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
antipolo city, ALABAMA
Country:
Philippines
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends
snowedunder

bea

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
Singapore
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
belladonnashyena

Body and Soul

Age:
99 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
PORTLAND, Oregon
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Middle Eastern
Status:
Single
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
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wedgeofmackerel

Chris "I'm relishing myself with the thought." "What? Gross."

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Camarillo?, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
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Friends
marleta

cindy

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
bali,
Country:
Indonesia
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
microchipsforeveryone

bate

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
fort collins, Colorado
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
craigisawesome

seriously craig? falling asleep at the absolute WORST times. ?_?

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Brooklyn, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Swinger
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
johnbooty

John

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
NORRISTOWN, PENNSYLVANIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
jillianrc

Jillian

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
lindz7080

lind-say. lind-say.

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
Ireland
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
lavisheeriness

Selkis In somnolent illusion...I'm paralyzed

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Warsaw,
Country:
Poland
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Alison there ain't no party like my nana's tea partay....

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Hixson, TENNESSEE
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
raf_actor

Raf

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New York, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BOWIE, MARYLAND
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
kingston_don

Don Trapped Within

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Marmora, Ontario
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Benjamin The only constant in the universe is change

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Cawston, British Columbia
Country:
Canada
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Coalition Against Pedeophilia If you're not one of us, you're one of them

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
djenggosiikoboii

DJENGGO Sii KOBOii "Le Dieu de remercier, vous m'envoyer un ange"

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
east coast bandung,
Country:
Indonesia
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
mbonatch

Maureen

Age:
97 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Pennsylvania
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
San Diego, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Complicated Flip Do Somethin Good.... Feel Somethin Real....

Age:
37 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Rizal
Country:
Philippines
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

Julia Two men looked from the prison bars; one saw the mud, the other saw the stars.

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
Philippines
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Project Absurd Celebrating The Daft!

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Upstate, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

david odean

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
portland, Oregon
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Native American
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Friends
deafhenrymeathammer

Is humanity really worth saving? insert witty headline here, or perhaps you prefer some worn out aphorism, maybe an anagoly about how

Age:
99 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian

Illustrious Pacabel, esq.

Age:
33 years old
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
art_whore

ARTWHORE™ Was there ever a love other than one in darkness, a love that would cry out in broad daylight?

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Pleasantville , California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
aprildrome

april

Age:
96 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
philadelphia, Tennessee
Country:
United States
Orientation:
Not Sure
Body:
Body builder

Old Man Lady Luck Just Big Momma n' Me

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SAN FRANCISCO, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Melissa Hello!

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Lion City, Somewhere out there..
Country:
Singapore
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends

vida

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
cavite
Country:
Philippines
Status:
Single
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Cathy ang gwapo ng crush koh

Age:
94 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
CAVITE, MONTANA
Country:
Philippines
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

bim

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Non-US region
Country:
Philippines
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
rodrigo82

Rodrigo

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
NORTH HOLLYWOOD, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Friends, Networking

David

Age:
29 years old
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Friends

Sam

Age:
24 years old
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Lydia is Rad Tell a lie about me I'll tell the truth about you Girl 24 years old Auburndale, MA United States

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
the couch, Massachusetts
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Friends, Networking

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
cavite
Country:
Philippines
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
roknrolmike6969

Michael C Work hard= Play harder

Age:
101 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
VALLEY VILLAGE, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
poguecat

Jane You're never too old to play hard at recess.

Age:
40 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SAN DIEGO, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
CHICAGO, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
jakarta
Country:
Indonesia
Ethnicity:
Middle Eastern
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
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GAMEWORLD COMIC

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Boise, IDAHO
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Networking
binchen01

sabina

Age:
43 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Southern California, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Average

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Calabasas, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
funkrock

Steve McQueen

Age:
78 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Juarez,
Country:
Mexico
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends
butterfeet

biggie

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Charlotte, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends