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Jeff

I'd give her a 5, if she had a soul

About Me

I hate clowns

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Don't get excited, it's not you. And if I've already met you, well, looks like you're shit out of luck.

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Music:

Keep your bullshit music to yourself. If I don't already listen to it, I won't.

Movies:

Scarface bitches. All other actors are inferior when compared to Pacino.

Television:

I only watch mind numbing cartoons on [adult swim]. The level of intelligence depicted makes me feel smarter and in turn makes me feel good about myself. And if for some reason I'm feeling EXTRA smart, I'll watch the History Channel and pretend like I know whats going on.

Books:

I own 2 books, The Godfather and The Bible. I haven't finished either one.