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Scott "Cable Guy" Anderson

I May Have Jerked Off a Horse Or Two, But That Doesnt Mean Im Gay!

About Me

Im a Bad Ass from South Dakota, and I dont take shit from no one, especially Taylor. that short mother fucker!PS boyz, IM AVAILABLE!!!

My Interests

Horses, especially the back end!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Scott Anderson
Birthday: June 6 1966
Birthplace: The racial capital of the world, South Dakota
Current Location: My moms house
Eye Color: Shit Brown
Hair Color: Shit Brown
Height: 8-11
Right Handed or Left Handed: I can jerk a dude off with either!!
Your Heritage: Redneck
The Shoes You Wore Today: Snakeskin cowboy boots
Your Weakness: Life in general
Your Fears: Coming out of the closet
Your Perfect Pizza: XL with cheese and cum sause
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Coming out of the closet
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Whats an instant messanger
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Someone please take that out of my ass!"
Your Best Physical Feature: My sweaty palms
Your Bedtime: 8:30 after my sneaky uncle tucks me in
Your Most Missed Memory: Jerking the stallions on the ranch
Pepsi or Coke: Either
McDonalds or Burger King: Either
Single or Group Dates: The only dates i go on is with my cousins
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Either if its smeared on the right guy
Cappuccino or Coffee: Im to young for coffee
Do you Smoke: Only poles if you know what i mean
Do you Swear: Heck no
Do you Sing: Toby keith songs
Do you Shower Daily: Nope
Have you Been in Love: There was that one horse.....but im not sure
Do you want to go to College: Im to dumb for school
Do you want to get Married: If the right guy comes along
Do you belive in yourself: Nope
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes the horses get crazy
Do you think you are Attractive: Not at all
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: If i knew who they were
Do you like Thunderstorms: They kinda scare me
Do you play an Instrument: The skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I never have
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Drugs or for uncool people
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Once again, do cousins count..
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: My boyfriend ate them all so now im sad
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Whats that?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only gay night at chip and dales
In the past month have you been Dumped: I get dumped all the time
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: With my boyfriend
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: We needed a new horse didlo
Ever been Drunk: again, no
Ever been called a Tease: Only when my i dont put out to my man
Ever been Beaten up: All the time, im kinda a pussy
Ever Shoplifted: Only the horse dildo
How do you want to Die: Getting railed
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A full time transvestite
What country would you most like to Visit: A country were gay people and straight people are 1
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Short, or mabye even shaved
Height: 6'3, or 6'4
Weight: 240
Best Clothing Style: The redneck look is good for me
Number of Drugs I have taken: Alot
Number of CDs I own: Only toby keith
Number of Piercings: One prince albert
Number of Tattoos: My lovers name on my ass
Number of things in my Past I Regret: My life in general, i wish my mom wouldve chosen abortion!

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I'd like to meet:

Toby Keith, and Pee Wee Herman

Music:

CUNTRY

Movies:

Bambi

Television:

Walker, Texas Ranger, and Barney

Books:

book learnin is fer sissies!!!

Heroes:

Bryan