Horses, especially the back end!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey 
Name: Scott Anderson 
Birthday: June 6 1966 
Birthplace: The racial capital of the world, South Dakota  
Current Location: My moms house 
Eye Color: Shit Brown 
Hair Color: Shit Brown 
Height: 8-11 
Right Handed or Left Handed: I can jerk a dude off with either!! 
Your Heritage: Redneck 
The Shoes You Wore Today: Snakeskin cowboy boots 
Your Weakness: Life in general 
Your Fears: Coming out of the closet 
Your Perfect Pizza: XL with cheese and cum sause 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Coming out of the closet 
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Whats an instant messanger 
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Someone please take that out of my ass!" 
Your Best Physical Feature: My sweaty palms 
Your Bedtime: 8:30 after my sneaky uncle tucks me in 
Your Most Missed Memory: Jerking the stallions on the ranch 
Pepsi or Coke: Either 
McDonalds or Burger King: Either 
Single or Group Dates: The only dates i go on is with my cousins 
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither 
Chocolate or Vanilla: Either if its smeared on the right guy 
Cappuccino or Coffee: Im to young for coffee 
Do you Smoke: Only poles if you know what i mean 
Do you Swear: Heck no 
Do you Sing: Toby keith songs 
Do you Shower Daily: Nope 
Have you Been in Love: There was that one horse.....but im not sure 
Do you want to go to College: Im to dumb for school 
Do you want to get Married: If the right guy comes along 
Do you belive in yourself: Nope 
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes the horses get crazy 
Do you think you are Attractive: Not at all 
Are you a Health Freak: Nope 
Do you get along with your Parents: If i knew who they were 
Do you like Thunderstorms: They kinda scare me 
Do you play an Instrument: The skin flute 
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I never have  
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope 
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Drugs or for uncool people 
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Once again, do cousins count.. 
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: 
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: My boyfriend ate them all so now im sad 
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Whats that? 
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only gay night at chip and dales 
In the past month have you been Dumped: I get dumped all the time 
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: With my boyfriend 
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: We needed a new horse didlo 
Ever been Drunk: again, no 
Ever been called a Tease: Only when my i dont put out to my man 
Ever been Beaten up: All the time, im kinda a pussy 
Ever Shoplifted: Only the horse dildo 
How do you want to Die: Getting railed 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A full time transvestite 
What country would you most like to Visit: A country were gay people and straight people are 1 
In a Boy/Girl.. 
Favourite Eye Color: Brown 
Favourite Hair Color: Dark 
Short or Long Hair: Short, or mabye even shaved 
Height: 6'3, or 6'4 
Weight: 240 
Best Clothing Style: The redneck look is good for me 
Number of Drugs I have taken: Alot 
Number of CDs I own: Only toby keith 
Number of Piercings: One prince albert 
Number of Tattoos: My lovers name on my ass 
Number of things in my Past I Regret: My life in general, i wish my mom wouldve chosen abortion! 
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Toby Keith, and Pee Wee Herman
CUNTRY
Bambi
Walker, Texas Ranger, and Barney
book learnin is fer sissies!!!
Bryan