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keith

allow me to squint my beady eyes and charge at you

About Me

i am a mighty buffalo, i graze in fields of tall grass all day long...i can not accelerate well...but, when i do i reach terrifying speeds. i wanna be in a movie...my acting skills are quite impressive. i drink to much soda for a buffalo. i get speeding tickets...and i drink too much beer. aaarrrgghhhh !!! i do not drink beer. i keep away from red meat and pork.....stupid chickens. come hang with me....AIM: snapshotassassin

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

bison, buffalo.....i find myself to stay away from indians. they run me off of cliffs and shit.