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About Me

Lyrics..GOOD FRIENDS WILL BE THERE TO TAKE UR DRINK AWAY WHEN THEY THINK U HAVE HAD ENOUGH.... BEST FRIENDS WILL LOOK AT U TRIPPIN OVER UR FEET AND SAY "BITCH DRINK THE REST OF THAT FIRE ENGINE, U KNOW U DONT WASTE THAT SHIT."
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: the hot one with brown hair
Birthday: 27/04/86
Birthplace: the ville. brus
Current Location: " " " puh
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: about average
Right Handed or Left Handed: left handed people live shorter lives...serious
Your Heritage: hot :)
The Shoes You Wore Today: flippity flops
Your Weakness: fluffy animals, sleeping in
Your Fears: losing my loved ones, not achieving
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni & cheese hmmmmm
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: uh, having heaps of fun and staying single!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: as if i use that anymore
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn u weak bladder
Your Best Physical Feature: glutes
Your Bedtime: when i'm sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: canada, good times with ty
Pepsi or Coke: same same
MacDonalds or Burger King: hungry shits....
Single or Group Dates: meh, any would be nice
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: pfft
Chocolate or Vanilla: either or
Cappuccino or Coffee: they're pretty much the same thing
Do you Smoke: no i sizzle
Do you Swear: me? never!
Do you Sing: very badly, in my car
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice daily, uncanny
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: i most certainly do
Do you want to get Married: i spose so. not for a few centuries yet
Do you belive in yourself: i'm getting there
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes. fucker.
Do you think you are Attractive: compared so say, oh hmmm, ugly people, i'd say yes
Are you a Health Freak: don't make me laugh
Do you get along with your Parents: parentals are cool
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, good excuse for snugglin
&..39;Do you play an Instrument:' i could say something dirty here but i wont
In the past month have you Smoked: the pole? no i haven't
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no illegal ones.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes. thats why i got bitch hips
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: i dont believe i have
In the past month have you been Dumped: oh ahahhahaha why yes. by my boyfriend of 3 years, VIA TEXT MESSAGE!!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the shower!!! ahhhhh gammin
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i was gonna steal mj's ice cream but i forgot
Ever been Beaten up: no, i have large fists and they scare many people
Ever Shoplifted: yes, but in my rebel days
How do you want to Die: i'm immortal like them jesus people in the bible
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: not fat and ugly
What country would you most like to Visit: uhhh, no real preference
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: ummm, i'd say blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: meh, doesnt really matter
Short or Long Hair: short, but not aj short
Height: taller than me by a few inches
Weight: not fat, but not skinny.
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: only medicinal
Number of CDs I own: heaps
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: 0, sook
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none. it's all good
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!*) I'm normally not a praying man, but if your up there, please save me Superman.*)Lisa, if the bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

My Interests

lazing about, reading, sleeping, shopping, hanging out with my bitches , going to the football (local tdrl & cowboys), sitting on the beach (preferably drinking champagne), travelling, playing with my cat (no pussy jokes please) ummmm, anything that involves having a good laugh. drinking champagne and gossiping with the girlies.

I'd like to meet:

people that haven't got sticks up their asses. that would be nice
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Music:

anything with a good beat that doesn't involve techno or emo punk rock shit.

Movies:

anything with orlando bloom...hmmmm unpredictable comedies, animated kids movies, other stuff

MySpace Avatars Lyrics

Television:

prisonbreak (wentworth miller is a hottie), the oc, mxc, jerry springer, jay leno, big brother, neighbours and home and away (u know u love it), the biggest loser is great, americas/australias next top model, them vh1 specials.... basically utter shit amuses me

Books:

um, anything.
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

Heroes:

people that can actually speak the truth. i hate being bullshitted. give it to me straight.
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Glory Hole What's Your Porn Star Name?

My Blog

100 questions

1.do you shave? yes 2.what do you shave? my legs, underarms and...wouldnt u like to know  3.why? cuz its uncomfortable if you dont and i look like a man flange4.what colour is your...
Posted by *frances...* on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 05:14:00 PST

70 qn's

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? someone telling me that i have won the lotto2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your trolley? i try to, but if its any further than like ...
Posted by *frances...* on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:46:00 PST

1 word quiz

You.Can.Only.Type.One.Word.Not as easy as you might think.1. Where is your mobile phone? bedroom?2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? fishing3. Your hair? brown4. Work? ironing5. Your father? perth6. Your fa...
Posted by *frances...* on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 05:39:00 PST

questionnaire

1. What time is it?  6.28 pm (almost time for neighbours) 2. What are you most afraid of? bugs, spiders, not succeeding.   3. What is the most recent movie that you have ...
Posted by *frances...* on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:41:00 PST

Phone Survey

the phone quiz....grab your mobile and lets go! 01. What is the phone maker?:Nokia. and i hate nokia's. i will never get one again.02. What's the last 3 digits of your mobile number?:66803. What does ...
Posted by *frances...* on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:16:00 PST

a survey bout the carsss

Do you drive the speed limit?Ahhhh on the odd occasionHave you ever gotten a speeding ticket?No never, lucky duckWhat's the fastest you've ever driven?pfft well my excel went to 300.........Do you lis...
Posted by *frances...* on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:26:00 PST

if my life had a soundtrack...

if your life were a soundtrack, what would it be?1. Open iTunes (or use your iPod). I USED WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER CUZ IM NOT COOL ENOUGH TO OWN AN IPOD2. Put it on shuffle.3. Press play.4. For every que...
Posted by *frances...* on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:32:00 PST

a survey whatsy

1)How old do you wish you were?i think now is a pretty good age2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?in bed i think. im pretty sure i was having sex lol3) What do you do when vending machines steal you...
Posted by *frances...* on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 05:50:00 PST

survey-more for my own benefit :)

Count up how many things you've done...If you go over 45, you're a bad influence.If you go under 10, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh.1. smoked.2. consumed alcohol...
Posted by *frances...* on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:18:00 PST