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About Me

"This is more nuts than that dream I had with the monkey and the bowel vanilla pudding"

So you want to know about me? Do you think you can handle it? I am the being that I've created. The thing that my mind has percieved and that which I am. (um... I'm self aware or something... I dunno I got all biblical quantum psycholgical or something, maybe I'm just an asshole. If you meet the thing that you imagine me to be, you can decide for yoursef.)
Basics:I'm a vegetarian (well, peskitarian if you want to get technical). I think way too much. I'm an artist (or at least try to be). I live to learn, but am still learning to live. (words = fun). Movies are great but life is far more amusing. I'm a constantly evolving sentient being.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||| 43%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||| 37%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||| 76% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

Ever see that guy looking in at you're bedroom window at night? You know... that guy! He's usually just staring at you when you're all warm, cozy and naked under your covers. Just staring. Maybe he has some popcorn too, but that doesn't really matter. That guy! yeah... he's not really an interest... but I was pondering what interests me and... well there he is! He doesn't have the popcorn tonight, though. Too bad. This guy's also cool
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Gorgeous Monk.Where You Lived: Tibet.How You Died: Decapitation. Who Were You In a Past Life?

I'd like to meet:

Some one who could hold my attention (with a conversation) for more than 10 min. That be funktastik.

OH! Zombies would be cool too! Brain eating Zombies! Yes... that would just... make my life complete. You don't even know! Then be fun to use as pinatas... you know, the moving around kind. You can fill them up with all kinds of goodies like candies and marshmallow icecream cones and lead paint chips, tastey stuff like that! Then you can just smack 'em around. And it'd be ok, because they're already dead!

Music:

Yes, music is good... oh, you want me to list things... industrial, rock, metal, rap, punk... music. Yep. Music is good! It's the meaning of life you know. The whole human race trying so desparately to find god in there souls so they express it threw sounds. The universe is composed of tiny vibrating things (I don't know what they are... quantum string theory calls them strings, duh... I like things better), therefore we're composed of vibrating things. And sounds are waves (which kinda vibrate, more like oscilate or wave or something) and therefore (there's that word again) music is the voice of god!

Movies:

Interview with a vampire, the Grudge, Transormers, anything by kubrik, my oh my, what a list... let's say vampires, zombies, and artsy films... like the Wall, and Dead Alive (art at it's best)... and that porn your mom did... that was good too.

Television:

Adult swim and cartoons, only thing worth watching on the tv, by the way, I get my news from the daily show and Steven Colbert

Books:

Anything by Robert Anton Wilson, the Tao te Ching, Anything by Huxley (Island and Ape and Essence are my favs!), Religious books are good too. Umberto Eco's a groozy guy as well. His stuff's good. There's so many to choose from... Oh, and I read physics books for fun!

Heroes:

That amoeba that just refused to evolve into a multi-celled organism... he knew where his towel was!

My Blog

Brains

I want a brain to pick at. Or just something to analyze and rip apart. Sorry, guys, but this means I want a new brain to pick at. It's amazing my friends have any motor skills left. Having me pick...
Posted by Mister Smiley on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:24:00 PST

Fall

Bad stuff: Cuncushion (as I type so ignore all errors), IV, Scrapes, Bruise on the side of my head. Landing on my head, Nausea, being cold, staying still while they CAT scan, staying still while the...
Posted by Mister Smiley on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:35:00 PST

Helpless

Yep. Helpless that just about sums it up.
Posted by Mister Smiley on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:50:00 PST

Stir Crazy

I really need to get out of the house more. I can't stand being here. Being creative is good, but I think I'd prefer to be social alot more.Also, I hate my fucking job. I'm seriously thinking about...
Posted by Mister Smiley on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:10:00 PST

I guess it makes sense

You scored as Friedrich Nietzsche. Well you're an egotistical maniac, and you are so very iconoclastic that you probably are currently lost in a post-modern Jupiter, I mean jungle of self-definition....
Posted by Mister Smiley on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:04:00 PST

More look alikes... max manly

Ok I took a few pictures of me trying to see if this thing would match me up to more guys. This is the one that had the most amount of guys in it. Just to note, there were 2 pictures I tried that ca...
Posted by Mister Smiley on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:41:00 PST

Celebs

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Posted by Mister Smiley on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:02:00 PST

Starting from scratch

If my life were a computer I'd be seriously thinking about reformating the hardrive right now. Dunno. Things would be different if I started over. I've been working on this "not getting attached" ...
Posted by Mister Smiley on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:38:00 PST

Everyone is a Universe

I think each person operates in several dimensions. Some operate bestin 3. Some in 2. Others are operating in six. So on and so forth.The thing is not many people are operating in their proper num...
Posted by Mister Smiley on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:21:00 PST

Mind Games

So my mind's been growing stagnant in it's current surroundings... i've been trying to avoid a possible debilitating derpression by playing mind games with myself at work. For instance: I'll scan th...
Posted by Mister Smiley on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:35:00 PST