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the momsta

cuckoo bird.

About Me



My Interests

my husband!! (he and i are one, like the shadows of two people standing in the sun), my husband's butt, the way my husband smells so good all the time, my cat (woman's best friend), baseball (fuck the yankees!), art, the unusual.

I'd like to meet:

i only want to meet my little girl, lilia story. she's so rock 'n roll.

Music:

here's where it gets weird. the beatles, the dwarves, the andrews sisters, the white stripes, sublime, smashing pumpkins,the dimestore haloes, patsy cline, dr dog, amy winehouse, radiohead, the gorillaz, flaming lips, nas, the libertines, the damned, elvis presley, the walkmen, the misfits, nirvana, miles davis, the wu-tang clan, slick rick, the doors, the rat pack, motorhead, nat king cole, the fugees, fall out boy, modest mouse, hole, kill hannah, fiona apple, tom petty, johnny cash, the dandy warhols, babyshambles, bing crosby, animal collective, weezer

Movies:

the science of sleep, pulp fiction, high fidelity, forbidden zone, party monster, old school, return of the living dead, boondock saints, perfume, dead alive, clerks, casino, superbad, clockwork orange, fight club, yellow submarine, wedding crashers, punch drunk love, the royal tenenbaums, el topo, fear and loathing in las vegas, visitor q, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the holy mountain, the jerk,natural born killers, reservoir dogs, kill bill, old boy, sin city, a tale of two sisters, suicide club, the life aquatic with steve zissou, mallrats, and anything horror. the more gore & guts the better. cut that bitch's head off!

Television:

yo gabba gabba!

Books:

truth.

Heroes:

katie morgan.

My Blog

I have fans?

So I know 3 of the big group of people who subscribe to my blog. That’s a little creepy, guys. I’m not even interesting!Well, four, as I’m assuming one of you is the lovely Nikki.Oh,...
Posted by the momsta on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 06:14:00 PST

The Answer to the Dumbest Question I’m Constantly Asked.

People ask me this all the time and I have to say it's the most obnoxious question in the world and I'm bored with answering it. So I'm going to borrow this from ALF since they put it so nicely.42 Isn...
Posted by the momsta on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:29:00 PST

20 things i love.

1. hanging out with eric!!!!!! yea!2. the show "rock of love" on vh1. would he just send lacey the fuck home already?i still think bret michaels is a douchebag, though.i mean, for fuck's sake.3. bean ...
Posted by the momsta on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 05:18:00 PST