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Jane

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About Me

People tell me about stuff I did or stories I told a long time ago, and I can almost never remember what they're talking about. Why does this happen? What bothers me this week is that I can't remember the background to a story I told once about a girl I met who thought that monkeys were baby bears. Can anyone help? And if a monkey is a baby bear, then what's a baby monkey? Did I ask her this? Did I clear up the confusion (not likely) or encourage it (likely)?

My Interests

Ice cream. Fine things. Rock. Roll. More ice cream. Gin. More fine things. More gin.

I'd like to meet:

Open bar. People who dance like they mean it. No gum chewers. Baby bears as well as adult monkeys.

Music:

cock rock, dirty rock, punk rock, emo rock, girl rock, more dirty rock, dirtier rock, rock rock, bling.

Movies:

Spinal Tap, Best in Show, The Jerk, Rap: The Musical, Reagan-era made-for-TV movies (esp those with Ann Jillian and Meredith Baxter-Birney), Barbarella

Books:

Flann O'Brien, Italo Calvino, Umberto Eco, Dorothy Parker, and anything about cartography.