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The World's Hardest Riddle I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
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Your EQ is 180
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?
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You scored as Freddy Krueger. You are Freddy Krueger. You are evil, but enjoy having fun. Sure you made some bad choices in life, causing some parents to attack you, and burn you alive. But hey, you have even more fun now than you did then! You prefer waiting for your victims to fall asleep, so you can have fun with them in your world. But if they pull you out, you dont let that stop your fun!

Freddy Krueger


100%

Jigsaw


95%

Hannibal Lecter


80%

Michael Myers


75%

Jason Voorhees


70%

Pinhead


70%

Candyman


55%

Buffalo Bill


40%

Leatherface


40%

Captain Spaulding


20%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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adam ferrara

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Music:

RAP, EXPECIALLY EMINEM, AND ICP, NICE COMBINATION HUH, KmK (KOTTON MOUTH KINGS 4 ALL U STUPID PPL, JK), TECHNO, AND ANYTHING WIT A GREAT BASS. OR ANYTHING THAT SOUNDS SUPER.

Movies:

HOROR MOVIES CUZ U GET A HOT CHICK U SIT HER NEXT TO YA THAN WHEN A SCARY BIT COMES ON HER FACE IS BARIED IN UR SHOLDER, PLUS FUNNY MOVEIES. EUROTRIP!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds him very odd. If scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God’s name is prohibited by the state. Were allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They’ve outlawed guns, but FIRST the bible, To quote the Good Book makes me liable, We can elect a pregnant senior Queen, And the “un wed daddy”, our Senior King. It’s “inappropriate” to teach right from wrong, Were taught that such “judgments” do not belong. We can get our condoms and birth controls Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles. But the Ten Commandments are not allowed, No word of God must reach this crowd. It’s scary here I must confess, When chaos reins the schools a mess. So, Lord, this silent plea I make: Should I be shot: My soul please take! Amen

Books:

THE BOOK IM WRITING THATS ABOUT THE ONLY BOOK... CUZ MY BOOK IS THE BEST BOOK EVER... YOU'LL SEE, YOU'LL ALL SEE....

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CHAPTER THREE

Slay woke suddenly the next morning. He looked out of the dirty window of his room and saw people on the road, looking up towards the sky and around the neighborhood. He got dressed and walked down th...
Posted by DUCKY on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:02:00 PST

CHAPTER TWO

It was early when James awoke. As he stared up at the dinghy white ceiling he pondered about how his day would go, how boring and totally ridiculous the day would eventually turn out to be. He, like...
Posted by DUCKY on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 04:00:00 PST

THE BLADES OF A KILLER... CHAPTER ONE

"Ah, home again," he said, sweeping his eyes over the landscape in front of him. "It sure has been along time since I was here&the last time&was before the war&" he thought to himself. As he looked ar...
Posted by DUCKY on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:06:00 PST

Hey everyone im writing a book...

So yea.... ill put the first chapter up.... and if you like it ill keep posting the rest of the chapters.... if you dont like em... i think ill post the rest anyways....
Posted by DUCKY on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:01:00 PST