I've already met him, but still, this is funny:
What fans are saying about me:
"Rex is a big loveable teddy bear, with horns." - Jennie J.
"You rock my socks!" - Noelle R.
"Rex ain't no one's bitch, cause then that would make me a son of a bitch, and lead me to pop off my Tech-9 in a mutha' fucka'" - Jason H.
"You are a fantastic friend, always there to listen. Smart, wildly smart. I'd never be your opponent in Trival Pursuit. I've never met another person who can do a magic trick with Guinness." - Siri R.
"You complete me." - Josh G.
"Rex is the man. He has repeatedly thwarted all my attempts on his life. Therefore, he is my hero." - Jasun R.
When Zombie Lincoln returns from the grave to eat your brains and drink all your beer, remember that I warned you it would happen.
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