The Notorious J.O.E. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

aspiring documentary "film"maker...I shoot on video!

My Interests

My Interests are ADVENTURE & MOVIES msprm name="movie"..

I'd like to meet:

like-minded individuals...
AND differently-minded individuals...
because DIVERSITY is good!

Music:

I like a lot of different music. I don't have any specific favorite bands. I appreciate all forms of music, because I have ZERO musical talents myself.

Movies:

I've seen and enjoyed too many movies to have any kind of favorites list. So when asked, I reply that my favorite movie is "It's a Wonderful Life". It's a Christmas movie, a movie about failure, a movie about love, a movie about doing the right thing, and it's got that Twighlight Zone scene where Jimmy Stewart looks mad (crazy) because he just realized that he was never born.

Television:

I don't watch a whole lot of TV. Occasionally I become addicted to Headline News, but only when it seems the world is coming to an end...which is about every 3 months. The apocalypse is on trimesters. ATHF, The Colbert Report, and almost anything on Adult Swim

Books:

Craziest Books I ever read: "Everything I Learned About Filmmaking, I Learned from The Toxic Avenger" (signed "Thanks for the sex, Lloyd Kaufman") and "Make Your Damn Movie". I also enjoy "The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead" by Max Brooks...son of Mel Brooks. I am currently a bigger fan of the son and not the father. His dad's movies are okay.

Heroes:

Chris Farley, Phil Hartman, Andy Kaufman, and Former Hero: Bruce Campbell (I pissed him off, but apparently only because he is an angry dick)

My Blog

Ketchup Dreams

My YouTube Commercial for the "Heinz Top This TV Challenge" I don't think I'm going to win. What a waste of time. Please watch it, favorite it, and give it the highest ranking possible....
Posted by The Notorious J.O.E. on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:34:00 PST

SOPRANOS thoughts & SPOILERS! Don't Stop Believing!

Yes, they cut to black amidst suspense.Damn near 10-15 seconds of black.Most people thought their cable went out or Tivo took a crap.Then the credits rolled.I wonder how many people changed the chann...
Posted by The Notorious J.O.E. on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 06:01:00 PST

Don't Say Stupid Shit at Work to People You Don't Know!

This Dumbass at work (a real social retard who brushes his teeth at the urinal and talks to the person next to him....no joke) said to a fellow employee that he didn't even know...something about bein...
Posted by The Notorious J.O.E. on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:25:00 PST

C.O.L.T.S. vs B.E.A.R.S.

If you want to repost.... http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d79/Joey_Redballs/Da%20Bea rs/coltsbears.jpg...
Posted by The Notorious J.O.E. on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:52:00 PST

Da Bears vs Da Colts!

It appeared that the New England Patriots would have their Super Bowl reunion (and possible revenge) with the Bears. But I didn't want to see that happen. I don't even follow football, but today it ap...
Posted by The Notorious J.O.E. on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:02:00 PST

I Double Dog Dare You!

Iowa Man Lands in Double-Dog Trouble By Associated Press DES MOINES, Iowa - As crimes go, this one was for the dogs. According to police, James Clay had the munchies early Friday morning so he headed ...
Posted by The Notorious J.O.E. on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 11:12:00 PST

I hate wrapping gifts

I didn't wait until the last minute to shop, but I did wait until the last minute to wrap...AGAIN! This year I'm skipping out on Christmas mass for the first time in 27 years just to get my wrapping d...
Posted by The Notorious J.O.E. on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 01:50:00 PST

Joe Cleo's prediction for Dr. Death

The following is an article from the Associated Press followed by MY PREDICTION!.. Kevorkian to Be Paroled in June By KATHY BARKS HOFFMAN, Associated Press Writer 3 hours ago 12/14/2006 1a.m. CENTRAL....
Posted by The Notorious J.O.E. on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:29:00 PST

a Truck with BALLS!

I saw this on Black Friday at Menards. (Yes, I went there on Black Friday but bought nothing.) I couldn't believe my eyes...a truck with BALLS! Apparently these balls are being spotted ev...
Posted by The Notorious J.O.E. on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:37:00 PST

Camp-tastrophe or Camp-tastic?

Yesterday was interesting. Names will be withheld to protect the individuals. First I went to a paintball shoot-em'up event. I got shot repeatedly and winced like a little girl, which was to be ...
Posted by The Notorious J.O.E. on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 07:24:00 PST