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My Other Ride Is Your Mom

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About Me

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adopt your own virtual pet!ok...um....i have a the sense of humor of a five year old....i make weird noises at random with certain people, i have the mouth of a trucker, i like my steak rare, i drink guinness, and i am the queen of putting my foot in my mouth (and the stories just follow me everywhere)....what can you do when you were born without an inner monologue? but i think i'm a good time (even if it's just to laugh at me)I'm a social chameleon. I can blend in/stand out anywhere, depending on the mood I'm in. I might be a goofball, but I can just as easily throw on a pair of stilettos and sip on a cosmo. You can find me in your local dive bar, strip joint, hooka lounge, 5 star restaurant, short stay motel, opera house, record store, coffee house, beach bar, concert, arcade, bike trail, show, and/or greasy spoon. And not necessarily in that order. If anyone wants to come along for the ride or make a new suggestion, all are welcome. Close minded people need not apply. .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
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Stoned beyond your mind...actually, stoned back to the 60s. You're quite the stupid, dirty hippie, and you don't just let it show...you're not even aware of it. Half of your life has been spent in record stores or hookah bars.

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My Interests

reading, kevyn aucoin, putting my foot in my mouth (amongst other things), porn (probably to an unhealthy degree), video games, forgetting my limit, smoking, laughing, chillin, purple nurples, movies, working out, singing, dancing, drinking, MUSIC, photo hunt, foosball, karaoke

I'd like to meet:

i am looking for people who can deal with my juvenile sense of humor (and not care if anyone is looking)....actually, not only deal with it but possess one of his or her own....people who don't take themselves too seriously, and people who can deal with sarcasm (and dish it out) oh, and they should like porn and video games.....Music is my passion. I could not go a day without hearing at least one song. And those would be some pretty dire circumstances. Hypothetically speaking, if you would rather fix the air conditioner in your car than the CD player or iPod, please don't even bother. If you can't think of a song that stops your heart, I won't get you. If you've never driven past your exit to hear a couple more songs and clear your head, we won't click. If you've never used music to inspire, trigger catharsis, motivate, relax, focus, cry, get angry, get over it, or get past it, then you'll probably look at me funny when I do. And I don't really need any more people looking at me funny. :)

Music:

coldplay, portishead, the cure, howie day, anna nalick, mono, remy zero, regina spektor, lifehouse, flaming lips, led zeppelin, tori amos, dave matthews, frank sinatra, john mayer, esthero, gnr, veruca salt, billie holiday, bjork, jack johnson, a perfect circle, disturbed, counting crows, phantom planet, hooverphonic, david gray, fiona apple, sarah mclaughlin, otis redding, fleetwood mac, cranberries, jewel, smashing pumpkings, rage against the machine, jimi, rusted root, beastie boys.....etc, etc, etc....very broad....I will listen to just about anything....I think closing your mind to music does more harm than good....If someone I respect likes it, I'll give it a shot. Chances are, you broader your horizons.

Movies:

PCU, half-baked, office space, memento, y tu mama tambien, live flesh, old school, mallrats, american beauty, terminator 2, legend, labyrinth, the dark crystal, american history X, red sonja, the matrix, a christmas story, chasing amy, clerks, neverending story, best of will ferrell, goodfellas, sandlot, toy story, slums of beverly hills, SUPER TROOPERS!!....many more....love love love movies....down to watch any movie pretty much...except the ones with j-lo in them....i will not support her talentless lifestyle....

Television:

adult swim, chappelle show, south park, snl,the daily show, conan o'brien, the simpsons, sex and the city, bad reality tv (i.e. american idol, project runway, celebrity fit club....SHUT UP!) tv is just noise when you are trying to pass time...so I try not to watch anything that is so consuming that I will be pissed if I get a phone call....that's sad...i even gave up lost because it was robbing my brain of its precious cells....i just wait for the dvds to come out now....

Books:

traveling light, anything by stephen king, john saul, or dean koontz--yeah, they're not that deep but you spend four years majoring in history and see if you want to read anything intelligent..... of course i could go on to list the literary works from college that really impacted the way i view the world...but, quite frankly, no one would know any of the titles and i'm just not that naturally pretentious....and don't you just love it when people list all of those smarty pants books from 7th grade like catcher in the rye...i guess they think it makes them sound deep or something...meanwhile....we all know the truth (wink wink)....THOSE BOOKS FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL ARE THE ONLY BOOKS YOU HAVE EVER OPENED IN YOUR LIFE!!!! there...i said it....you guys aren't fooling anyone....

Heroes:

this category really bothers me....the definition of a hero is so muddled nowadays that i don't even want to participate in a listing...so...for the hell of it...i'll list that dog that knew that his master's house was on fire and miraculously went next door to alert the neighbors....hell, the 6 o'clock news thinks that dog is a hero, so i'm just gonna go along and believe everything i see on the news....doesn't everyone else?

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Who is Paul Sr?

Ok, so I have been biting my tongue quite a bit as of late.  As many of you know, my amazing little brother Paul passed away March 17th.  The death certificate may say otherwise, but in my h...
Posted by My Other Ride Is Your Mom on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:08:00 PST

Rest In Peace

My fourteen year old sister wrote this about my brother, Paul, who was taken from us too soon.  You will never be forgotten, Paul....and there will never, never be another like you PAUL FRANCiS H...
Posted by My Other Ride Is Your Mom on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:57:00 PST

discovery

Apparently my biggest mistakes in life come from being attracted to sub-criminal psychopaths.... It's all so clear now.... They can't help their crazy actions!  They don't know any better!  ...
Posted by My Other Ride Is Your Mom on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 10:35:00 PST

yet again

Yup...I am moving again. I should just take vacations like normal people. One day I will not be cursed with this eternal wanderlust--this constant need to move--this constant need for a fresh sta...
Posted by My Other Ride Is Your Mom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i just don't get it

Ok...this one is a rant...and I don't care.... I am so sick of people...more specifically...I am so sick of he whole dating thing....I would even call it dating....it is possible to be sick of meet...
Posted by My Other Ride Is Your Mom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

date flick?

ok...so that stupid new debra messing movie...the wedding date or whatever...i'm getting ready for work and it comes on...and they claim that it's the best date movie of the year....first of all...we'...
Posted by My Other Ride Is Your Mom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tom

Tom Goes to the Mayor is the best cartoon ever. That's it. That's all I have to say. It makes me very happy to be stoned off my ass with some fig newtons, watching this cartoon. I wonder if anyone...
Posted by My Other Ride Is Your Mom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

magic

i thought there were no more butterflies...that my face would never hurt again from smiling...that all the feelings i could have felt had been done already....that there was nothing left but numbness ...
Posted by My Other Ride Is Your Mom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

purgatory

i wake up....i have a cup of coffee...i watch this stupid soap opera i don't even like...it's just noise....i straighten my room because the order gives me comfort....i lay out my uniform....i take a ...
Posted by My Other Ride Is Your Mom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the big move

so i am moving to yonkers....why you ask? why the hell not....i have nothing holding me on this godforsaken island...i have no boyfriend, i am not going to school, i live at home, i work in a restaura...
Posted by My Other Ride Is Your Mom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST