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I had some down time at work the other day right, and I had an apiffany. I ain't shit. I mean sure I'm attractive, intelligent,charismatic, charming , funny, successful, and superior in everyway to your everyday average nigga. Not to mention that I have a dick game rivaled by no one east of the Mississippi River. However I am only second best. There is one man who far exceeds any hopes, expectations and dreams that I could ever hope to have. He is pimping the whole world. You the American citizen, the US military, congress, Britain, the UN, Oil companies, and the whole middle east. Who is this man you might ask? Who is this man of men who has put even me to shame. You already know my hero and personal friend George W. Bush.