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Theory_Of_A_Dead_Klown96

I Love Sexy Fat Whyte Men!

About Me

Well, I think of my self as a fun and happy person...I like to do all kinds of things, I'm a lil krazie at times (well most of the time but thats a different story(lol)). I'm a lil wierd if you kant tell by the looks and the spelling. Yes the spelling is on purpose soo peaple dont git pissed gust kuz you dont like it I really kuld kare less. OH yea my name is Kristy and Im from Arkansas. Im 19..I gots 7 piercings so far...2 in each ear, tongue, and belly, and eye brow (now)..gonna git more hopefully. And I Love My Sexy Lesbian Lover Stacey :)...We're Gonna Get Married In Hawaii :)..

JUGGALOS and JUGGALETTES


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eminem sux dirrty... Nuts
Great Malinko or the wraith? Great Malinko
Fuck.. Me
Slipknot... Rocks
ICP or TWIZTID.. ICP
Big money hustlas on dvd or vhs...? DVD
people from canada rock or suck.... Some Rock, Most Suck
old hatchetman or new... Old
pussy or icp... PUSSY!
old twiztid or old icp.... Old ICP
anarchism,or witchcraft? Witchcraft
Shaggy or violent j??? Shaggy
Faygo or coke??? Faygo
KMK or ESHAM???? Esham
TILTAWHEARL, or RING OF FIRE Tiltawhirl

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Name: Kristy
Birthdate: August 12, 1986
Birthplace: Little Rock, Arkansas
Current Location: Camden, Arkansas
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'5
Weight: 105lbs
Piercings: 6
Tatoos: none yets
Overused Phraze: "I'm Gust Peachie"
FAVORITES
Food: BACON
Candy: Reese Cups
Number: 13
Color: Orange
Animal: Alligator and Buzzards
Drink: Grape Juice
Alcohol Drink: Lil Syd's Gin and Juice
Bagel: None
Letter: K
Body Part on Opposite sex: Hands
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Both
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: SCARY (woop woop)
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: 7:00AM
Most Missed Memory: My Grandma
Best physical feature: Eyes
First Thought Waking Up: I Gotta Pee
Goal for this year: Git Me A Tat
Best Friends: Aint Got None Noe Mores :(
Weakness: Being Too Nice
Fears: Hieghts, Driving, Spiders, Snakes, Never Findin The One Who Treats Me Right
Heritage: Nothing But A Bunch Of Rednecks
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Of Corse
Ever Smoked: Yea
Pot: Tried...Dont Much Kare For
Ever been Drunk: Hell Yea
Ever been beaten up: Hell Fuckin Noe
Ever beaten someone up: You Knoe IT
Ever Skinny Dipped: Almost
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Hazel
Favorite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long: Both
Height: 5'8
Style: Punk, Goth, Country
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute Both...How Kuld You Rrae
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: Either
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Too Many Too Kount
What country do you want to Visit: Egypt
How do you want to Die: In My Sleep
Been to the Mall Lately: Nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Get along with your Parents: Most Of The Time
Health Freak: Nooooe
Do you think your Attractive: A Lil Not Too Much Though
Believe in Yourself: Yea On Most Things
Want to go to College: Yes
Do you Smoke: Noe
Do you Drink: Yes
Shower Daily: Yes
Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing: Yes...But Aint Good At It
Want to get Married: Maybe One Day
Do you want Children: One Day
Have your future kids names planned out: Garth Eli, Ruben Eli, and Kayla Phylis
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Lost It At 16
Hate anyone: Yes
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Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... mysterious
Your hugs are... warm
Your eyes... twinkle in the moonlight
Your touch is... awakening my heart
Your smell is... beautiful
Your smile is... encouraging
Your love is... eternal
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PASS THE AXE
"Pass me something Sharp and Wicked and I'll pass it back don't worry I'll pass it back."
Hey click on the axe and grab it. Get your hands bloody baby! Add it to your page or put it in a comment box. Doesn't matter where you put it just PASS THE FUCKIN AXE!

My Interests

I like to Hang out, listen to music, fish, play sports, muddin, videogames, gust about aniething interesting and fun. Oh Yea My MOST FAVORITE things in the werld are Blood, Buzzards, Alligators, Pirantas, and aniething Gorey.
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Kristyitis
Cause: old library books
Symptoms: receding gums, dizziness, frequent regurgitation, white blotches
Cure: take a day off work
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Raver Bear

Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla My Sexy Fat Whyte Man :) At Least This One Is :-P

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I'd like to meet:

I'm gust interested in meatin new and exciting peaple...doesnt matter wat your into. All I'm wanting is new friends. If your interested then add hog_lovin_lette966 to your yahoo messenger.
Your Monster Profile
Omega Claw

You Feast On: Bananas

You Lurk Around In: Swingers Clubs

You Especially Like to Torment: Groupies What's Your Monster Name? condoms"
The
The Keychain condom!! You are a get down to bussiness type of person.
Foreplay is not your thing, but you can go for
hours! Your serious personality in the bedroom
displays a lack of well-roundedness in other
areas.Best Position: missionary

Condoms!! what is your kind of condom AND what does it mean?( with pics not dirty sheesh!)
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Music:

I Love all kinds of music, like Kountry, Alternative, Rock, Hard Rock, Metal, Pyschopathic, Rap. As Long as it sounds good its phine with me.....


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Movies:

HORROR. lol Horror movies are the best in my opinion... I gust kant git enuf of em.. but i also like Comedy's. So far I think SAW is one of the BEST movies ever made lol along with "Tales From The Crypt Presents: Demon Knights"..


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Television:

I really dont watch too much t.ve. anie more but wen I do I watch either Law & Order, Wildboys, The Family Guy, Futurama, The Oblongs, Mission Hill, Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Kick Ass), or I gust listen to the music...
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Books:

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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: A broomstick
Your Favorite Target: Pornstars
Your Kill Count: 224,979,226
Your Battle Cry: "Enlarge your penis with this ALL-NATURAL PILL!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 6
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $209,258,627,001,075
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 43%

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Heroes:

Shake (from ATHF)...Becuz he is my future hubby, and Frylock is gonna be my Brother-In-Law, while Meatwad is our Adopted Love Child :-P.....(I hope yall knoe im kiddin) HAHAHA.....Noe Surusly I want Keifer Sutherland to be MY HERO (GOD HE'S SOOOO SEXTHAY!!!)..

My Blog

Rob Zombie - American Witch

"American Witch"Body of a monkey and the feet of a cock,Dragged from her home on the killing rock,Black dog dying on the weather vain,The Devil's in a cat and the baby's brain,[Chorus]The End - The En...
Posted by Theory_Of_A_Dead_Klown96 on Thu, 04 May 2006 04:46:00 PST

I'm Not Ready To Make Nice

       Forgive, Sounds Good Forget, I'm Not Sure I Could They Say, Time Heals Everything But I'm Still Waiting          I'm Through, Wi...
Posted by Theory_Of_A_Dead_Klown96 on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 04:43:00 PST

Love

We Are So Far Away To Be So Close. Your In My Heart I Love You The Most. I Want To Be With You Forever And Always. I Can't Live Without You Especially These Days. Will You Say That You Love Me ...
Posted by Theory_Of_A_Dead_Klown96 on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 06:21:00 PST

Will You?

  Will you stay? ..Or Will you go?...Please dont leave me here all alone. You know I want you and you know I need you. To be with me through thick and then. To Say you'll be here to the very...
Posted by Theory_Of_A_Dead_Klown96 on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 06:18:00 PST

Better Than Me - Hinder

"Better Than Me"I think you can do much better than me After all the lies I made you believe Guilt kicks in and I start to see The edge of the bed Where your nightgown used to be I told myself I would...
Posted by Theory_Of_A_Dead_Klown96 on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 07:20:00 PST

New Piercing

Woo Hell yea I gots my Eyebrow Pierced the other day soo YEA!! What!!....that makes 7....kant wait to git more ...
Posted by Theory_Of_A_Dead_Klown96 on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 05:09:00 PST

Listen To Your Heart

I knoe there's something in the wake of your smile, I get a notion from the look in your eyes, you built your love but that love falls apart, your lil piece of heaven turns to dust (C...
Posted by Theory_Of_A_Dead_Klown96 on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 07:04:00 PST