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Craig

Where's my blueberry pie, you juxtaposed ninja!

About Me

Born in 1983 in the quaint Australian town of Hornsby, Craig was a shit of a child. Blessed with no brother's or sister's, Craig began entertaining GI Joe and He-Man figuirine's whilst perfecting selfishness. According to Craig, "The World does indeed revolve around me, so thank God I dont travel alot, or I'd screw up the natural gravitational pulls and axis of the north and ssouth poles..." Craig is alive and well and lives in Melbourne. Go the Kanga's!!!

My Interests

6.7% on a first home buyers loan! No annual fees and cheap monthly repayments!!! SEX!

I'd like to meet:

A real life Aussie battler, like them ones of Today Tonight.