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Ærbødigst

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About Me



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Created by Crazyprofile.comI love to travel, whether with the band or by my lonesome. I play pool with the best all girl team in the men's league, and darts with the worst team in the ENTIRE league. GO VEGETABLE MEDLEY!! I still play the drums, and still do my best to piss off the natives.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet up with old cronies from high school, and see if my predictions were correct...
Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.

You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?..This video is in honor of my preacher brother, Eric. Praise the LORD, and pass the ammunition!

Music:


Movies:

I'm a schlub on that one. If my pals got it on DVD, I'll borrow it. Yay, To Wong Foo...!
You Are 20% Evil
You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want! How Evil Are You?

Television:

I don't usually watch too much, as I usually have the music cranking...

Books:

I devour anything I can get my hands on, omitting those God-awful harlequin romances. EGAD!

Heroes:

My Pop, and Santa Claus... how the HELL does he do it all in one night?! Wanna Play with my fridge magnets? Leave me a message...
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My Blog

My Answers Revealed

  Alright. In the past month or so, I have been bombarded by you, my friends, family, and for some unforseen reason, loyal blog readers (Yes, people actually read my blogs) with questions about h...
Posted by Ærbødigst on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:14:00 PST

I’m Cheating On You, My Love

   "You know I love you, right?"    That's always the first thing a person says on the Jerry Springer Show or Maury Povich right before they let out the huge secret that they have ...
Posted by Ærbødigst on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 05:14:00 PST

Nigga, Please!

What's up, my niggas?    That's right! I said it, and I'll say it again...nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga! Because I am allowed to do so, and you, my fellow Americans, cannot....
Posted by Ærbødigst on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:16:00 PST

Første måne i Norge

Well folks, I have officially lived in Norway just a little over a month. My life has changed dramatically. I'll never be the same. I have learned so much about life, culture, and myself. I would like...
Posted by Ærbødigst on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 07:22:00 PST

My Anwer to The Obsidian Oracle

   Before I moved here to Norway, my friend Marcus, aka the Obsidian Oracle on my friends list, paid me a tribute in his blog, THIS ONE'S FOR TIFFY (very funny, check it out) in which he des...
Posted by Ærbødigst on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:59:00 PST

Legal limit in Norway

Florida's legal limit to drinking and driving is .08.     In Norway, they have absolutely no tolenence. Their legal limit is .02. I found this out the hard way last night when I called...
Posted by Ærbødigst on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:22:00 PST

Goodbye America! I knew thee well

Well guys, it looks like this is it for me. The end of the road. No more purple mountains majesty above fruited plains. No more land of the free, home of the brave. No more NFL. No more Bush. No ...
Posted by Ærbødigst on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 11:01:00 PST

The Quest

Ready to go on a quest? A journey through space and time? Ok, ok. Actually, it's just a jaunt through the internet and your personal photos. I am looking for as many photos of midgets with mullets as...
Posted by Ærbødigst on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:53:00 PST

The Conundrum

    I'll give you a sweet reward if you can solve my heinous dilemma.   I am one of America's finest letter carriers. Through rain, sleet, snow and hail, I will deliver all of you...
Posted by Ærbødigst on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:07:00 PST

Say What?! <Part Deux>

    Aw, Jeez! Here I am again. I'm jamming to some Offspring while cleaning the house; everyone's asleep. I begin to sing, ok, *croak* out some of the lyrics to "Come Out and Play" whil...
Posted by Ærbødigst on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 10:09:00 PST