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Yes, I really am a 25 year old stuffed dog. My owner, the fabulous Heather, received me as a birthday gift from her older brother when she was just 2 years old and she's been dragging me around on her adventures ever since. Commonly asked questions:
1. What happened to your fur? I'm old! I'm 175 years old in dog years! If you live to be 175 years old do you think you'll still have all your hair? I think I look good for my age!
2. Where's your other eyeball? I lost it about 20 years ago. Oddly enough, about 10 years later Heather found another dog just like me in a thrift store and bought him in hopes of doing an eyeball transplant operation. She never operated though because she likes me just the way I am.
3. What's with your name? When Heather was a small child her favorite television show was "Flipper" (Remember that cute show with the dolphins?) She couldn't pronounce flipper, it just didn't come out right. Thus, my name became Slipper.
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A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Dog
What is your name? Slipper
What other nicknames do you have? My owner never gave me any cute nicknames! The bitch!
What is your favorite treat? I don't eat treats, come to think of it, I don't eat anything at all
What would your owner describe you as? A lovable cotton/poly mix
What is the funniest thing you have done? I've posed for pictures in many odd places
What is the bravest thing you have done? I once spent the day in a laundromat ALL BY MYSELF because my owner left me there
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Let's just say I was born without...
Are you a social animal? Yes, I love to go places and meet new people
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? No, I tend to sit in one spot all day until someone makes me move
Are you friendly? Yes, I have a permanent grin on my face
Are you overweight? No, I could actually use a little stuffing
Do you like warm milk? No
Do you eat cheese? No
Do you eat bugs? No
Do you live with other animals? Yes, a cat named Oliver and a bear named Teddy
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? No, I love when my crazy owner takes me outside, which is rare!
Do you like to exercise? No
Do you like car rides? Yes, check out my slideshow for a pic!
Do you get into stuff? Never
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Yes
Do you like to swim? Yes, check out my slide show for a pic!
Do you chase laser pen dots? No
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? Yes!