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Drop two tears in a bucket, fuck it... Let's take it to the stage!

About Me

i am simple, yet complicated. i am gorgeous, with a bit of ugly. i am ninja-like, with the approach of a gangster. bottomline... i am REAL.
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My Interests

GREAT music, GREAT film, GREAT food, GREAT herbs, midgets, ninjas, farts, comedy, friends, family, dime pieces, nature, sports (Lakers, Dodgers, Notre Dame football), poker, any board game, challenges of all kinds, achieving my goals, and furry little creatures like Hank, Bob, Reggie, Poodle, Elvis, Desmond, and even Farf.

I'd like to meet:

my equal.
WENG WENG.
aaand Rubber Johnny/Aphex Twin... Check it!

Music:

Gotta lot- Clash, 311, Guns N Roses, Nirvana, Chilli Peppers, Jane's Addiction, Porno For Pyros, NIN, Tool, Mars Volta, Sparta, At The Drive-In, Flaming Lips, Ween, Smashing Pumpkins, Pixies, Joy Division, Sonic Youth, Coldplay, Cure, Talking Heads, D.Bowie, F.Zappa, T Rex, Led Zep, D.Matthews, J.Johnson, G-Love, Strokes, Shins, White Stripes, Cold War Kids, Black Angels, Blood Brothers, Knife, Band Of Horses, Silversun Pickups, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Say Hi To Your Mom, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ima Robot, Beck, Cornelius, Gorillaz, Shadow, Massive Attack, Aphex Twin, Chemical Brothers, Stereolab, Portishead, Radiohead, Ladytron, Fiona Apple, Bjork, Imogen Heap, Feist, Morcheeba, Nouvelle Vague, Bloc Party, Steve Aoki, Arcade Fire, TV on the Radio, Postal Service, Death Cab, Jesus Wore Dickies, Something for Rockets, CSS, Tapes 'n Tapes, Menomena, Scissor Sisters, The Bird and the Bee, Kennedy, Peter Bjorn and John, Berko, Air, Phoenix, Thievery Corporation, Mogwai, Mum, Sigur Ros, Brazilian Girls, LCD Soundsystem, Hot Chip, Sounds, Metric, Peaches, Wilco, Magic Numbers, Lily Allen, Brendan Benson, Tom Vek, Zack Hexum, Nico Stai, Jessie Baylin, Howard Brownstone, Truth, Operator, Jack's Mannequin, Cloud Cult, Rage, Deftones, Sublime, Slightly Stoopid, Incubus, Blink, Green Day, Weezer, Offspring, Pennywise, Unwritten Law, NOFX, OP Ivy, Specials, Violent Femmes, Oasis, Smiths, Dire Straits, U2, Police, P.Gabriel, T.Petty, V.Morrison, J.Hendrix, B.Dylan, B.Holly, R.Valens, Stones, Doors, Steve Miller Band, Johnny Cash, Fleetwood Mac, Love, Eagles, Who, Pink Floyd, Grateful Dead, Zombies, Tommy James and the Shondells, Beach Boys, Beatles, Sade, Khosi, C.Mayfield, Beasties, Biggie, 2Pac, Jay-Z, Nas, Big L, MnM, 50, Kanye, Lupe Fiasco, Mobb Deep, Wu, Outkast, Roots, DeLa, Tribe, Too Short, NWA, R.Kelly, Cam, Free, Beanie, Banks, Yayo, Game, Consequence, GLC, Bump J, Sly Polaroid, Hots, Johnny Ringo, Freddie Gibbs, Jay Rock, K-Dot, Red Cafe, NORE, Pun, Styles, Jada, Gangstarr, Jeru, Lil Dap, Afu-Ra, Choclair, Rakim, Pete Rock, Lord Finesse, E.Sermon, Redman, Busta, Twista, Luda, Fab, Ma$e, Shyne, Geto Boys, Nate, Kurupt, Snoop, Slick Rick, Biz, Black Sheep, Brand Nubian, Run-DMC, Kool Keith, Zion I, Mad Skillz, Pharcyde, Hiero, The Likwit Crew, Lootpack, Dilated, J5, Pharoah, Common, Mos, Kweli, Bush Babies, MIA, Black Uhuru, Israel Vibration, Mighty Diamonds, Toots and the Maytals, J.Cliff, D. Dekker, B.Marley, P.Tosh, S.Wonder, R.Charles, M.Gaye, A.Green, S.Robinson, O. Redding, S.Cooke, Funk Brothers, & FINALLY my boy AQUA!!! Yeeaah... I'm pretty sure that covers everyone?

Movies:

Goodfellas (all time fav.), The Goonies, Scarface, Blow, Tommy Boy, Billy Madison, Dumb & Dumber, Best in Show, Napolean Dynomite, Borat, Old School, 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Grandma's Boy, Office Space, The Big Lebowsky, The Lonely Guy, any Bill Murray movie, any John Candy movie, A Christmas Story, National Lampoon's European and Christmas Vacations, Naked Guns, Alan Quartemain and the Lost City of Gold, Rudy, Adaptation, Sideways, The Squid and the Whale, Tombstone, In The Line Of Fire, Stand By Me, Lucas, Can't Buy Me Love, Lover Boy, Some Kind of Wonderful, Weird Science, Overboard, Gleaming the Cube, Back to the Beach, House Party, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Dazed and Confused, Clerks, Mallrats, KIDS, The Aviator, Shawshank Redemption, Sleepers, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bills, Resevoir Dogs, Snatch, The Departed, Menace to Society, Fresh, Belly, The Harder They Come, Dogtown & Z-Boys, Riding Giants, Braveheart, (Star Wars, The Matrix, and Lord of the Rings trilogies), Spaceballs, Willow, The Neverending Story, The Princess Bride, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Little Monsters, Big Trouble in Little China, 300, Sin City's, Spirited Away, The Incredibles, The Tripletts of Bellville, Fantastic Planet, oh and can't forget Kazaam and not Air Bud 1, but DEFINITELY Air Bud 2!!

Television:

Curb your Enthusiasm, The Office, The Sopranos, Entourage, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Man vs Wild, Chappelle's Show, The Howard Stern Show, Da Ali G Show, Breaking Bonaduce, The Flavor of Love, I Love New York, old SNL, Unsolved Mysteries, Autopsy, Forensic Files, The Investigators, Masterminds (basically Court TV at night), ALF, The Smurfs (fa la lalalala la lala la laa), The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Crank Yankers, Sportscenter, music videos, and anything on the Discovery Channel and Animal Planet.

Books:

the bible?
and maybe some others...
but mainly just the bible!

Heroes:

Yoda, ALF, Chaka (Land of the Lost), Webster, Weng Weng, Hank The Angry Drunk Dwarf, John Basedow, Chuck Norris, Hasselhoff, P. Swayze, Willie Aames, Chunk (Goonies), Chuck Woolery, and of course Eric Estrada. But really my heroes are Bruce Lee and Kobe muthafuckin Bryant!!