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andrew clark

heartbreak knockin' 'em down like the 7th grade,

About Me

haiku of the week: state fair of texas.

white trash does scare me
and carnies too, but corny
dogs are well worth it.

My Interests

peaches, baseball, football, cycling, drumming from time to time, cool people, learning things, new people, good wine, beer, peaches, classy girls, cool cloudy days and warm clear days but never any extreme and peaches.

I'd like to meet:

people that want to do something with their lives.

Music:



Movies:

theologians, they don't know nothin' about my soul.

Television:

ed, king of the hill, entourage, nypd blue, sports center, mlb baseball

Books:

I have some favorites.

Heroes:

my dad, my mom, my brother, chris pontius, and julius caesar.

My Blog

the three b’s

3 things I love most in life:boobsbeerbaseball
Posted by andrew clark on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 08:02:00 PST

the bully pulpit

what do you do when you still live in denton and all your friends have moved on?thank god I will never have to answer that.
Posted by andrew clark on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:52:00 PST

last fall semester

I realized maybe 3 or 4 weeks ago that this is my last fall semester period. that's kind of an intimidating though when you've been schoolin for 19 years. that's all I know. all I know is september ai...
Posted by andrew clark on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:46:00 PST

blog

dear blog, old friend;I miss you. I will return soon once the wolves have cleared the woods. I think they still smell blood.
Posted by andrew clark on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:17:00 PST

whenever you think your life sucks...

    just be happy you're not gilbert gottfried.
Posted by andrew clark on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:18:00 PST

attn: everyone... I AM WISE

I just noticed that my top left wisdom tooth has started to grow through my gum. its pretty sweet. now I can walk around and be a bitch and cry alot, and when people get mad at me I can say, "I'M SORR...
Posted by andrew clark on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:07:00 PST

as a general note

blogs are here to rant with. I usually don't have the urge to write a blog unless something is bugging me, that's why most of my blogs are rather negative. although I really try to go for off-key humo...
Posted by andrew clark on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 03:15:00 PST

time to think about dying, it's never too early.

I want this song played at my funeral: You were wrong when you said Everything's gonna be alright You were right when you said All that glitters isn't gold You were right when you said All we are is d...
Posted by andrew clark on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 02:59:00 PST

an eye witnesses critique of the myspace-era relationship

I think it's funny when people break up and then both parties are hesitant to remove each other from their top friends. They always do it eventually--and they know they're going to do it eventually-- ...
Posted by andrew clark on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:50:00 PST

unfortunately, I've realized....

that one day I'm going to have to learn how to cope with cats. and maybe even like them, because alot of girls have them. somehow "i hate your cat" isn't really cutting it in clutch situations.....cat...
Posted by andrew clark on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:39:00 PST