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The Amazing Micah Newsom and The Flying Commandos!

I am here for Friends

About Me

Ive been hammerin away at life for 23 years and Ive grown sweaty, tough, and tired. I think im gonna go bobbin for beers in the ocean. I got good company and a bad idea for making no money at all. Ready. Aim. Bang!

My Interests

Really like food a lot.I like playing Football, Basketball, Tennis, Soccer. I like chewing gum. The Cowboys, The Mavs, The Rangers,the Aggies. I like Abby. Tasty Beers. Hamburgers Spooky Shows. Pretty Words. Sunsets. tira misu Losing to Abby in Scrabble Dr.Pepper Dignan Maggie Mae. Rock Music. Talking Aggrivation-the Board Game. Reading. Jesus, Obama. gordonandthewhale.com theticket.com My Mom Boca Brats. Fast Breaks.

I'd like to meet:

Dave Grohl, Paul Newman, David Letterman, Bill Cosby, Obama, Levon Helme, George Foreman,

Music:

The Rolling Stones, Tom Waits, Wilco, Kinks,The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Modest Mouse,Superdrag,Public Enemy,Hank Williams,Billy Joe Shaver, Pedro the Lion,Metallica,Cartright,Elliott Smith, The Clash, the Gourds,Drive By Truckers,

Movies:

Cool Hand Luke, Being There, Mary Poppins,Horror Movies,E.T.,Brick, Dumb and Dumber,The Fox and The Hound,Earnest movies,Batman,Wes Anderson movies, Resevoir Dogs,Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars,Happyness, Donnie Darko,SpiderMan, Good Will Hunting, Kevin Smith Movies, Rockys,Friday Night Lights,

Television:

Mr. Show, Seinfeild, Upright Citizens Brigade, Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Real Office,Sportscenter,Good Eats,Inside the NFL,Beyond the Glory, Squidbillies,Cosby Show,Roseanne,Salute Your Shorts,Pete and Pete,Rockos Modern Life, Tex Avery Cartoons,

Books:

The Bible, To Kill a Mockingbird,Christopher Moore, Palahniuk,Sallinger,The Thief of Always, Kafka,T.S. Elliot,Mark Twain,Bukowski, A Confderacy of Dunces.

Heroes:

Brette Favre,Johnny Cash, My Mom,Whoever invented Tacos.

My Blog

all of my fears about the depravity of the human race have been confirmed

...by the way my house looks right now. I had a brain twitch when I came home this morning because it looks and smells exactly like the Yellow House. Except my room was occupied by 3 lovely young men....
Posted by The Amazing Micah Newsom and The Flying Commandos! on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:45:00 PST

BCS = Go Cowboys.

I'm not sure how I feel about this BCS formula which seems to be. Send Ohio State to play  against  whoever until they eventually win a few more. Make sure you have at least one chance for a...
Posted by The Amazing Micah Newsom and The Flying Commandos! on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:56:00 PST

Shhh. Hes Sleeping.

I can hear strange Foreign Currency rolling down my hallway at night. The room is warm, the table is set, Fruit BowlTurkey.Rolls,Sweet Teas and PiesAnd lingering above all of it,Like a stale heavy smo...
Posted by The Amazing Micah Newsom and The Flying Commandos! on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:29:00 PST

Tomorrow We'll be different, you'll see.

The Work truck bangs around on the road Carryin' Larry and Frank and their foreign friend off to work Same torn Dickies, same pissed off gas station clerk. Must be 13 years now since the last ti...
Posted by The Amazing Micah Newsom and The Flying Commandos! on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:32:00 PST

The Day I Broke My Piggy Bank. by Micah Newsom

I walked into this guy hammerin' on a penny.Clack. Clack. Clack.Said "it dissolves in the water much quicker."Clack. Clack. Clack. "Makes the wishes a lot easier to get to."I told him that I had never...
Posted by The Amazing Micah Newsom and The Flying Commandos! on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:53:00 PST

Fishnet Stalkers.

Theres a whiskey bottle glued to my hand.and all around I can see the plastic hearts bubbling up in the heat.Some guys walking around in a tuxedo spray painted on by two clothespinsThis July in Texas,...
Posted by The Amazing Micah Newsom and The Flying Commandos! on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:40:00 PST

that night in the swamp really changed a lot of things about goin to church

Ive gotta a bucket full of heads and itch for fixing the wrong things.Im gonna take you out to the water and bloody up the sharks mouthsEating my breakfast out of Dirtiest Dogs flat skull has made me ...
Posted by The Amazing Micah Newsom and The Flying Commandos! on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 03:27:00 PST

Street Fighter! Man!.....yeah like the rollin stones song and the video game mixed together.

I Dont know if Red can be my favorite colorWe have way too much in common. I can just see his smug little faceCandy Caning around the cocaineTalkin about Sonhouse like hes the only one thats heard of ...
Posted by The Amazing Micah Newsom and The Flying Commandos! on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 08:06:00 PST

Popsicle Cell.

I woke up sorta lopsided today. Its been one of those weeks where the light switch had to be flipped down to turn on.  And the guy next to me at the gas station got Pepsi and that pissed me off. ...
Posted by The Amazing Micah Newsom and The Flying Commandos! on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:50:00 PST

Maybe Ill just buy a gun.

The worlds getting dangerous. So I bought some dumbell weights that Im going to swing around with one arm til it gets really big. Theyll call me Lobster. but Ill be knockin bad guys and mothers who co...
Posted by The Amazing Micah Newsom and The Flying Commandos! on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:11:00 PST