The One the Only, Cole - ProfilesArchive

About Me

You should know by now, that in this house, A Queen beats a Straight Everytime
Single- Picked the Wrong Guy, Gave him the Wrong Finger, Thanks for your Support! Come on. I'm all set. Even got my surprise underwear on.
You mean no underwear?
That's the surprise.
You're hitting on me.
I'm shocked. And appalled. But are you interested?
My ride is here. It looks like a huff. I think I'll leave in it.
Sex is a drug. I should know. I'm a licensed dealer.
We have to help the new gays. Nurture them, make them beautiful. We have to Gay It Forward.

My Interests

You're Jack McFarland! You're selfish as hell,
extremely oblivious and insanely obnoxious, but
still manage to be rather sweet underneath it
all. You're undeniably loveable and absolutely
hilarious despite your flaws.

Which Will and Grace Character Are You?
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Your Summer Anthem is Don't Cha by The Pussycat DollsDon't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?Your summer forecast: freaky and full of drama! What's Your 2005 Summer Anthem?

Part Expert Kisser

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

Part Romantic Kisser

For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Your Kissing Purity Score: 34% Pure
You're not one to kiss and tell...But word is, you kiss pretty well. Kissing Purity Test
Your Birthdate: November 30
Your birthday on the 30th day of the month shows individual self-expression is necessary for your happiness.You tend to have a good way of expressing yourself with words, certainly in a manner that is clear and understandable.You have a good chance of success in fields requiring skill with words.You can be very dramatic in your presentation and you may be a good actor or a natural mimic.You have a vivid imagination that can assist you in becoming a good writer or story-teller.Strong in your opinions, you always tend to think you are on the right side of an issue.There may be a tendency to scatter your energies and have a lot of loose ends in your work.You may have significant artistic talent and be very creative. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Blog

Ugh...

So.. ya.. I don't know anything anymore.. I guess?? About anything.Work.. what's that.. when they call me in I get work, which isn't very often at all. I need a new job, and pronto.. know anyone who i...
Posted by The One the Only, Cole on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:10:00 PST

Updation, again.. whoa two in one month.. new record?

So to update everyone.. ya the Padrick situation.. is over done. I'm tired of little kids. I need a man not someone who's half grown and wants to play games. Games are fun to play when you're in high ...
Posted by The One the Only, Cole on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:01:00 PST

2 for 1 Deal

So as the Subject says, this blog is a 2 parter. It's been a while since I've posted a new blog and recently some new things have happened.Okay, so first things first. As some of you know/knew, I've b...
Posted by The One the Only, Cole on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:23:00 PST

Thoughts, rambles, etc..

So it's almost 1 am the day after my birthday. I'm sitting here at home, only been home not even 15 minutes and I seriously am thinking about breaking down in tears. Many of you who chat with me on an...
Posted by The One the Only, Cole on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:57:00 PST

Reply.. Please?

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one word.8. What wa...
Posted by The One the Only, Cole on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 03:07:00 PST

My weekend

Okay, so this weekend, I go out to the club. My friend Jen, Jess, Katie and I are there, we are having fun. Jen decides Joe, you need to dance, I'm like I am, she says, with someone. Pick someone out ...
Posted by The One the Only, Cole on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 10:53:00 PST

Clubbing...

So like last night I was de-virginized to clubbing, at the Speak Easy in Salem. My friend Jen (Loves Jen, she is awesome), was like you are coming with me to the club saturday.. I was like o.O ok... s...
Posted by The One the Only, Cole on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 08:32:00 PST

Why Do DHT Songs fit everything about my life...

DHT Lyrics I Go Crazy Lyrics Hello boy it's been a while Guess you'll be glad to know That I've learned how to laugh and smile Getting over was slow They say old lovers can be good friends...
Posted by The One the Only, Cole on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 02:40:00 PST

Le Sigh of Le Sighs

So like my exes birthday is coming up, and I am still sitting here upset thinking all the time about him... I dunno whether I should send him an IM an eCard(as someone suggested), a 'real' present, a ...
Posted by The One the Only, Cole on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 03:33:00 PST

Le Sigh... New Myspace Song and Feelings

I Can't Be Your Friend by D.H.T. album: Listen To Your Heart (2005) You can run to me You can laugh at me Or you can walk right out that door But I can't be your friend anymore This might c...
Posted by The One the Only, Cole on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 02:29:00 PST