~*Jaime G~*

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I am not normal. For those who know me, understand, for those who don't probably do not. My life consists of many abnormal things and I usually like to surround myself with people who are just as ridiculous as I am. I have decided that I hate closed minded people. Yes, I have befriended a good amount of them, but from now on out I am done with them. When I say "closed minded" I am talking about the people who can not think outside the box. Those are the people who are too scared to take chances. The people who just go with the flow and never think that stopping the flow and going the other way may be more fun. I have always marched to my own beat and have found few people who thought it may be interesting to march with me. Some may say I can be embarrassing, but do you think I care? I like to curse loud and talk about sex at nice restaurants; I might even burp in your face. I may wear a skirt with my ass hanging out, and I might even bend over more then I should. If you tell me to write about a ballet, I am going to want to write about the guys that dance at the 34th street subway stop. If you tell me to study art, I am going to want to go to a tattoo parlor. I am never going to want to do what is expected. Some people get me, but most do not. Thinking outside of the norm is not always a bad thing. I personally find myself funny at times. I can not sit still unless you give me prescription drugs and even then my foot will still probably shake. I rock myself to sleep and grind my teeth at night. I bite the shit out of my fingers when I have a lot on my mind and usually do not stop until I am bleeding, I do not eat meat but I will wear it. The thought of biting into something else’s flesh really grosses me out. I made that decision 15 years ago when my pediatrician showed me a baby calves heart. Then this girl chased me around with bloody fingers so I never ate it again. I think my parents started worrying about me then. I really want a snake but I will not buy one because I can not make it a vegetarian. Considering I have had pet hamsters (RIP NOODLE) all my life I can not see myself feeding them to something else. But I will tattoo snakes all over my body. I am journalism major but my professors do not think I am not going to make it as a journalist. They think that because I care more about my outfit then a speech by our president that I am deranged. One professor gave me C+ because I refused to talk shit about Bush. She told me she should have failed me but she was being nice. She seriously did not give me a good grade because when she said write about what is in the media I wrote about Paris Hilton getting a DWI and not Bush "ruining our lives". Politics make me angry so I can not see myself doing a report about them. Another professor told me I should consider changing my major because writing about people dancing in subways and people inflicting pain on themselves is not journalism. Keep in mind I am graduating in 4 months and he knows that. The first paper I ever wrote for a journalism course was called “Communication and Sex” where I got into detail about dildo’s and how to please a woman. That professor is now my biggest fan. He got me, and still gets me. I love shopping and fashion. I interned as an assistant fashion stylist for a journalist. The school tried to tell me that fashion was not journalism so I had to fight them on that to, and of course I won. I love to dress gothic. I will look for any excuse to wear spikes and fishnets. I also wear the weirdest stocking these days. Even though rumors have it that skulls are going out of style I think I am going pretend I never heard it. My best friend is a bird. His name is Zazu and I like him more then anyone. He kisses me all the time, does the sexy whistle even when I look my worse and is always full of as much energy as me. When I am sad he sits on my finger and makes weird noises until I laugh and loves me more then anyone or anything ever would. I know I sound like I am five years old, but I am serious and really do not care if people find my relationship with my bird childish and immature. When someone loves me more then my bird then they can comment. One problem I do have is severe diarrhea of the mouth. I have no secrets. Anything that is on my mind has to come out. I can keep other people’s secrets, but not my own. I can not hold anything back. Even when I try really hard it has to come out. Sometimes I say things behind others backs, but eventually I will say it to their faces. I do not like people who will smile in your face and make you think they like you and then turn around and say something mean. I do not like mean people. I can be really mean, but I do not like myself when I am so for the most part I am nice. I do not smile a lot so people think I am rude, cunty, bitchy or whatever. When people tell me to smile I automatically hate them if I don’t know them and get mad at them if I do. I am happy with out smiling and it makes me sad when people think otherwise. Truthfully I do not even like my smile I think it makes me look funny. One problem I do not have is commitment problems. I have always surrounded myself with various people. Starting relationships was never an issue for me. I think people are interesting and I like getting to know them. Some people wonder why I talk to so many people and how I find time to fit them into my life. It is easy… just be a good friend. Answer the phone when someone calls, and call hem back if you miss it. At one point of my life I had this crazy guard up. I didn’t want to let people in and it was not hard for me to let them out. As I started to grow up I realized that acting like the tough guy and not opening up to others does not hurt anyone but you. Yes, being the old person I was, wasn’t too bad that was the person who made people laugh all of the time. But that was also the person who never showed anyone emotion when they were sad. It worked for a while, but as Miranda once said in a “Sex and the City” episode, everyone has their own show to cover something up. So after a draining relationship I broke and realized that being the girl crying on the bathroom floor, instead of the girl making the girl laugh on the bathroom floor is not so bad after all. Rough times make a person understand who their real friends are and who will be there for them. I do not think I have ever been as happy as I am now. I surrounded myself with true people and realized that letting people in isn’t so bad after all. So that is basically me in a nutshell! Oh and I don’t date people on myspace so please do not send me cheesy messages… thanks!
"I dont believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties." "Im thinking balls are to men what purses are to women, its just alittle bag, but we feel naked in public with out it."
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jaime
Birthday: 9-22-84
Birthplace: Central General... Plainview
Current Location: Plainview
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'1 1/4 (every 1/4 counts when ur short!)
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: im a mut
The Shoes You Wore Today: shocks
Your Weakness: pizza and chees fries
Your Fears: spiders they suck
Your Perfect Pizza: pineapple... extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not change my major in school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: gtg
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUKKKKKK ALREADY!
Your Best Physical Feature: who knows
Your Bedtime: wish i still had one maybe then id sleep!
Your Most Missed Memory: high school
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi... coke is gross
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: single-
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: red bull?
Do you Smoke: mmm... its a bad habit gotta stop
Do you Swear: yeah another one i gotta work on
Do you Sing: hehe yeah! I have a built in mircophone
Do you Shower Daily: of course!
Have you Been in Love: yeah...
Do you want to go to College: already there
Do you want to get Married: one day
Do you belive in yourself: yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: so bad... sucks
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: yeah in a weird way
Do you get along with your Parents: my dad yeah... my mom sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: r u serious? what is alcohol?
In the past month have you Smoked: smoked what?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nah that shit is bad 4 u!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: u mean in the last 24 hrs lol everyday!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: w/o the fish... yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: does the bar count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i guess u could say that
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: whats drunk?
Ever been called a Tease: all the time
Ever been Beaten up: no... im the champ
Ever Shoplifted: when i was like 10
How do you want to Die: happy, drugged up, and painless
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a writer
What country would you most like to Visit: Ibeza, Spain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green/blue
Favourite Hair Color: black/brown
Short or Long Hair: either one... prob long though
Height: taller then me i hope
Weight: nicely built...
Best Clothing Style: funky, freaky, stylish, D&G, ripped up, grungy lookin... just totally out there!
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: who knows a million
Number of Piercings: 15 or more, i dont wear then all
Number of Tattoos: 1 gigantic one, one little one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i dont regret anything i do, cause if I did it I was enjoying it at the time, and wanted it at the moment. No reason to look back on anything or regret anything u live once, just live!
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