Mike

I'm still striving to become the nice young man my folks think I am.I'm the eldest and poorest of four.Although proud of my Jewish heritage,I seldom practice and only go to services when a judge orders temple or prison.I've had more fun going with Catholic girls to church,and going home with them after church.A non-practicing Jew, I say God bless the bacon double cheesburger.As the blacksheep of a country club family,I believe golf clubs are best used for doing a Jack Nicholson to another car's windshield,although I've never done such a good deed. I have my own hair and am proud of the subtle gray streaks making their home on my head.I shave the middle of my eyebrows so I don't look like a terrorist. I'm straight as a nail,although my last serious girlfiend made watch Queer Eye,and now I own some simply fabulous babe-magnet clothes.I would go gay for Carson.He is just soooo adorable.I'm kiiiiddding! I'm the only member of my family with table manners,and chew with my mouth closed.All my teeth are the same color and in my mouth. I'm very proud of my deep radio quality voice,which will get me work someday when I get my shit(my demo)together so agent at Talent Group will be get me gobs of work.This voice can be involuntarily altered in the presence of babies and baby animals.Another fine metro-sexual quality. I don't smoke,but love women with those sexy slims,and rarely drink,yet will lick Chardoney from your..My driving record is clean, as is my criminal rap sheet.Yes clean as whistle.But don't let my photo and profile deceive you.I am 20% bad boy.God bless legal generic medication.