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Jeff

This profile is the result of a very bored Jeff

About Me

There's not TOO much to say about me. I live in Saint George at the moment, I enjoy reading, writing, and video games. I'd like to think of myself as an intelligent person, though I'm sure there are those out there who surpass my own intellect (even if I haven't met them yet.) Anyway, I'm told that I'm an interesting person to talk to, so drop me a line, whoever you are. I promise to be nice.... at least for the first little bit.
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but wooing women isn't a strong suit.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeff Whipple
Birthday: March 4
Birthplace: Corona Del Mar, CA
Current Location: Logan, UT
Eye Color: Greenish-Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6 feet
Right Handed or Left Handed: Leftie for most things
Your Heritage: English/German
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Eccos
Your Weakness: Beautiful Women
Your Fears: Needles
Your Perfect Pizza: Garlic, Chicken, Bacon, and Ranch
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not flunk out of college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Thank god it was only a dream...
Your Best Physical Feature: I don't have one
Your Bedtime: I don't have one
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't have one
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single usually, but sometimes a group thing can be fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I'm not an iced tea fan
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends on the situation and my mood
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Sometimes
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: um.... yeah
Have you Been in Love: It seems to be my perpetual condition
Do you want to go to College: Already there
Do you want to get Married: Maybe someday
Do you belive in yourself: Not usually
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not usually
Do you think you are Attractive: Not usually
Are you a Health Freak: Um, no
Do you get along with your Parents: Not really
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Not really
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date:&..39;
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: There are no malls around here
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not the whole thing
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not exactly
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: LOL, funny story....
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Oh yes
Ever been called a Tease: Not really
Ever been Beaten up: More than a few times
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Bloodily
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Not sure
What country would you most like to Visit: Seen almost all of them
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than I
Weight: Less than I
Best Clothing Style: Whatever looks good
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not many
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: One
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Lots
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1 part success
3 parts arrogance
3 parts ego
Method:
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W Worldly
H Hardworking
I Insane
P Primitive
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My Interests

Reading, writing, listening to music and watching movies.... but I spend most of my time at work these days.

I'd like to meet:

New friends.... but I'm always up for a hot woman too.

Movies:

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Make Your Movie Wall Flixster .

Television:

South Park, The Simpsons, The Office

Books:

Lately I've been focusing more on history books, i just finished a great biography of Mao while i was in China

Heroes:

I have no real heros.....

My Blog

Goodbye USU!

While I'm well aware of the fact that it's 5am and that I should have gone to bed long before now, I am now in a blog writing mood. It's been far too long since my sleep-deprived voice has been heard...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:17:00 PST

If this is what makes a person goth, what does that make me?

I usually don't post crap that other people wrote, but this was too damned good to pass up. I got this from http://www.funky.co.uk/board/showtopic/26198Stumbleupon kicks ass.This is a letter from a l...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:41:00 PST

Fuck me.

Fuck me. The last 72 hours have been confusing as all hell. I'll write more once the facts are all in, but I get the feeling that I shall be forced to rip on people in a huge way. Which I suppose s...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:21:00 PST

When apology just isn't good enough, and life throws a curve or two.

Let's sum up. In the past 48 hours my life has been surreal, to say the least. I've found a friend in someone that I was determined not to like. A ghost from my past has proven that he's not dead y...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 06:55:00 PST

CRAB BATTLE!!!!

Good evening my pretty ones, and what a fine evening it is. I sit here watching Bob play God Of War II, and, well, seeing all of that blood makes me happy. I like blood. It's good stuff, and I wish ...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 11:21:00 PST

Beer and Pringles

Before you read this, I want you to bear in mind that it is 5am, and I'm yet to go to sleep, so don't give me too much crap about what I write, or my spelling and grammer. I've come to realize that w...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:13:00 PST

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

Why the fuck do I have this horrid habit of falling for women I can't have? This is a most disturbing pattern of behavior for me. It suggests one of two things: either A) I like to torture myself (...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:29:00 PST

Yes, I am that bored

Strange Questions....1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?LOL, that's a messed up question, but her name is Mari3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?Miss Anderson, my drama teacher fomr 12t...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 01:31:00 PST

Synergy Pro Consulting

I've been flooded with emails and questions about the reliability of Synergy Pro Consulting and the service that they provided to thier clients. In short, do not give them a dime. If you have any qu...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:05:00 PST

Lacking entirely in purpose, like all else in life

I've finally come to the determination that some power much greater than I am is taking great pleasure is screwing (I know, that's not my normal word, but I'm trying to get rid of at least SOME of my ...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 10:07:00 PST