In the beginning, God created the world, after which many things happened. Then I was born in the Philippines and promptly moved to Belgium then Hong Kong, then Belgium again, then the Philippines again, then to Wharton, NJ then to Hong Kong again then to Wharton, NJ again, then to Randolph, NJ, then to Edison, NJ, then to Randolph again, then to Makati, Philippines, then to Harrisburg, PA. Along the way I created many memories. Some are great, some suck. If you want, I'll tell you about them so when I start forgetting them, you can say to me, "Hey remember when..." and I can say, "No."
If I could trade shoes with anyone in the world, it would be Spike Jonze. I've never lived in one place longer than four years. I'm TRYING to learn how to speak Japanese. I spent the past four years living in the Philippines, living a life that only most people could only dream of. Now, I'm living in the heart of Pennsylvania country, detoxing my body of... all excitement. I write words, think of jokes, and doodle for a living. There are only two other things that I would rather do than do what I'm doing now -- be an actor, a rock star, or a director. Ok, so that's three things. I never was good at math. I love my family to death but I think that's understood. My father is forcing me to have children soon.
When Frank Gehry once said about one of his designs, "That is so stupid-looking, it's great," he might as well had been referring to me.
The only thing constant in my life is that nothing is constant. I HAVE NO HOME.
My brother would never have wanted me to stop the VAN DAMMAGE.
So can I dance?
Of course I can dance.
