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Ality

About Me

I like stuff, I hate stuff. Sometimes I like to listen to music, and other times I like the sound of my own thoughts bouncing around in my head, such as, "What ever happened to Chumbawumba and that little sock puppet dog from the Petsmart ad?" I live in River Falls, yep, still here, thanks for asking. I live in a big blue house, we have a garage. I play in a couple bands. Shit, I'm Ality, Underoos represent! Fuck the ney-sayers.
I'm listening to the Hornheads right now. I like jazz, funk, indie, punk, ska, rock, rock and roll, hip-hop, pretty much everything except for flute music. I've never "busted a cap" I don't really have a head for hats, i have a bit of an egg head. I like my shoes, i have several pairs. This is a good time to tell you that I'm straight. I know, jazz, shoes, sock puppets... but yes, miraculously I am a heterosexual. I hate phobes though. I book concerts, play in bands, drink delicious ales, lagers, and various types of espresso drinks. If i could be any animal, I'd be a fish in the ocean. Favorite color, red. Favorite day of the year, March 3rd. Okay, I made that last one up, didn't I?

My Interests

I like stuff. It's cool

I'd like to meet:

Brian Williams

Music:

Ask me, we'll talk for a while

Television:

I like Cartoons, and I get hooked on VH1 shows even if they suck.

Books:

Harry Potter, Jack Kerouac books, Tuesdays with Morrie. I like to read, I just need to do it more often.

My Blog

Thank you.

I usually enjoy writing. I love sitting down at my computer and just letting my words flow from my fingertips; however, I am really not looking forward to writing this.I just wanted to say thank you ...
Posted by Ality on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:43:00 PST

It's spring time, mother fuckers

Happy Easter everyone! I'm currently at my parents house, hence the internet connection. I'm just kicking it, doing some laundry, getting ready to eat free food... mmm.I'm really getting excited fo...
Posted by Ality on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 02:07:00 PST

Vocab

I speak with colorful language; I use a lot of "shit"'s and "fuck"'s.  I'm not afraid to use the "C" word, in fact, my favorite swear is Cunt Muffin.  In speech class we were taught that ind...
Posted by Ality on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:58:00 PST

Has it been that long?

So it's been a little while since my last blog, but life doesn't seem like it's moved too far in the last few months. I'm still the straight-laced G, Ality.I'm sitting in the Involvement Center in th...
Posted by Ality on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 01:11:00 PST

What I'm thankful for...

Cherry 7-UpBouncing SoulsCiderJester's PanicBathroomsCandy Cane PieDa Ali G ShowSoho SquareWarm SocksEveryone that wished my happy birthdayWhirled Peas3 HatsCarsUnderoosNot Chris ThompsonBeautiful Wom...
Posted by Ality on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 03:53:00 PST

I love Cherry 7-Up

I'm stressed.I dislike people. Lots of people.At least they had 2 liter bottles of 7-Up and mmm... Cherry 7-Up for 77 cents at econo.fuck people.
Posted by Ality on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 07:01:00 PST

Pretty Bigmouth

It's been quite some time...  I just looked at my last blog; it seems like ages upon ages since I told some old lady that I hoped she would have a stroke.  Ahhh those were the days.  Th...
Posted by Ality on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:31:00 PST

This is my thrid take on a title and I still can't think of shit

I'm fucking tired. again. I went to bed fairly early, I also woke up fairly early. I've had a pretty fucked up week...I was trying to cross the street when some old lady pulled up next to me and hi...
Posted by Ality on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 09:00:00 PST

My night with Chris Thompson

It's been a little while...Still don't have much to say.Went on a date last night with Chris Thompson, he tried to feel me up.  I'm not fucking easy Chris.  If you're looking for a cheap pie...
Posted by Ality on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 08:28:00 PST

Sing Along Forever

I'm happy.I'm in class at the moment, we have a quick ten minute break, so I had to come on here and explain my current mood.I was having a pretty stress filled morning, and then i had a really good l...
Posted by Ality on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:58:00 PST