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Lady Pants

I'm utopian by preference, but I'll settle for perfection.

About Me

Given a two-dimensional medium, here's what the world needs to know about me. i'm 26, working towards my Master's of Education degree at Temple University, and also making ends meet by working as a shift supervisor at CVS...full-time in both departments. Someday soon i'm going to teach high school English and corrupt as many young minds as possible away from the status quo. i live in a never-tidy apartment with my boyfriend Scott and our two crazy kittens, Devi and Fulci. i'm almost always sleepy. i'm violently contrary. i like wearing men's deodorant. i'm jaded beyond belief but always hoping for a new thrill. i'm a grammar nazi but i never capitalize my i's. And when i need to label myself, here's some of the tags i use: kinky, intellectual, carefree, submissive, rivethead, pansexual, slut, passive activist, idealistic, contemplative, angry (in a harmless pissy kitten sort of way), feminist, independent, bookworm, happy. wanna know more? fucking get to know me in person.

My Interests

stomping/dancing like a crazy person, reading, long walks (not on beaches at sunset though!!), industrial music, girl rock, coffeeshops, bands at small venues, philosophizing, dying hair, proper grammar, piercing/tattooing/scarification/ modification in general, BDSM, pain, road trips, urban farming, the color black.

I'd like to meet:

people in philly or the general area, because i'm bad at staying in touch with people already...honestly i'm not looking to make mad friends on here, for the previously mentioned reason. message me first before trying to add me as a friend if we've never met...i don't play the "i have more friends than everyone else" game by adding strangers. currently not seeking anyone to date....sorry ladies and gents. ;)

Music:

Mary Prankster, Wumpscut, Ani Difranco, VNV Nation, Covenant, Apoptygma Berserk, Dar Williams, Tori Amos, Bjork, And One, Frontline Assembly, Funker Vogt, Massiv in Mensch, Massive Attack, Hungry Lucy, Rasputina, Lords of Acid, Kittie, Bikini Kill, Letters to Cleo, Voltaire, Portishead, NIN, Cradle of Filth, Lily Allen, Cruxshadows, Tapping the Vein, Bow Ever Down, Marilyn Manson, Peaches, Madonna, Indigo Girls, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Chainsuck, Danny Elfman, Combichrist, Joan Jett, Aleixa, Joydrop, Wolfsheim, Caligo, The Dead Milkmen, Depeche Mode, Miss Kittin.

Movies:

Boondock Saints, The Convent, Tank Girl, Alien (all of 'em!), The Devil's Advocate, The Matrix, Labyrinth, The Big Lebowski, Sliding Doors, Go!, Memento, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Requiem for a Dream, Traffic, Run Lola Run, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Seven, Constantine, Girl Interrupted, Clockwork Orange, Sin City. Anything directed by Tarantino, Kevin Smith, Sam Raimi, John Waters, or Tim Burton.

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Aquateen Hunger Force, South Park, Futurama, Sex and the City, Oz, House, The Office, My Name is Earl, Scrubs, the discovery channel.

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Barbara Kingsolver, Neil Gaiman, Wally Lamb, Thomas Harris, Poppy Z. Brite, Stephen King, Jhonen Vasquez, J. K. Rowling, and about ten million others.

My Blog

stalking

so i'm having a fun stalker-ish morning trying to find old and new friends on myspace. So far i've found a few, but i guess either not everyone has a myspace, or else they're smart enough to not list ...
Posted by Diabla Ex Machina on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 08:02:00 PST

didn't expect that...

                                    Which Horror Movie Character ...
Posted by Diabla Ex Machina on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:41:00 PST

but on an up note

...I got my grades back on the papers for my monday and tuesday class, and i aced both of them. i still got it!it's odd paying for my own schooling, i care a lot more. obviously.
Posted by Diabla Ex Machina on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:20:00 PST

I'm in!

Not that i was REALLY worried...but it's such a relief to get that letter from Temple saying "we are pleased to inform you that you are accepted..." now i just have to figure out where my tuition is g...
Posted by Diabla Ex Machina on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 04:36:00 PST

so tired of it

so today it just hit me out of the blue: i am SO TIRED of being in charge of everything and always having to be making decisions, taking control, getting stuff done.I've always been the "leader if no ...
Posted by Diabla Ex Machina on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:37:00 PST

my cat's breath smells like catfood

so we got the new kittens on friday, and i'm totally loving them! they're both black, about 10 weeks old, and adorable (of course!). we settled on Devi and Fulci for names, after a zombie movie direct...
Posted by Diabla Ex Machina on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 10:48:00 PST

lost another piece of me

went to the dentist yesterday and they told me i had to take out my labret or else possibly have to get gum graft surgery. yechh. so it's gone. my first "real" piercing, my favorite...it was always sp...
Posted by Diabla Ex Machina on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 08:02:00 PST

WH-HOO!!!!!

and i mean the kind of "wh-hoo" that wakes bears up from hibernation. i just tried on my best formal goth-chic dress that i've been hoarding for goth cruise, and IT FUCKIN STILL FITS!!!  if i co...
Posted by Diabla Ex Machina on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 11:48:00 PST

unashamed materialism

i hear its not cool to list your gifts this year, but i'm way too psyched to not at least mention that i got: a digital camera! an ipod video! i was a GOOD girl this year.
Posted by Diabla Ex Machina on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 12:02:00 PST

what weekend?

i am SO freaking tired of having to work on saturdays. no, scratch that...i'm tired of having an irregular schedule. i cant get my balance. of course, scott has to work today as well, so at least we'...
Posted by Diabla Ex Machina on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 07:26:00 PST