About Me
I'm an Elf, my real elf name is Huor Eerfalas.I would NOT like to meet horny gay men online. Please stop requesting friendship and sending me nonsense messages, I'm straight as hell.I would NOT like to meet horny cyber sex women because I do not know how to make love with my screen. Do not send me your naked photos, I don't lick my laptop. Get a life.I would absolutely like to meet beautiful women, that's for sure. No, it's not for sex, I just like them. Sex is easy to find, so why waste my time by typing and typing and typing... I prefer the ones with brains, thank you.Sverige åt svenskarna tjala lala laaaa (don't ask, I love this song :))Do not mess around with the animals, if you wear fur, please go away, I hate you. I'm an animal rights warrior and my jaws can be long enough to hurt you if you hurt an animal. I can not stand people who hurt innocent creatures. So if you do, run before I kick your sorry ass.I have just stolen 1 second from your life with that nonsense, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29....BTW, I really fed up with the amateur bands and musicians sending friend requests. Just drop a line before requesting friendship. This is not marketing, this is idiotism you do. We're not just stample collections that you can collect whenever you want. Ok I admire the success that Artic Monkeys did from Myspace, but please I really don't accept the phishy musicians. Enough is enough. Love you :p...There're millions of guys out there who keep commenting on the photos "sexy sexy sexy"... Get a life, every flesh can not be sexy you idiots. You're just a bunch of wankers, get a life.I’m on the outside, I’m looking in... I can see through you, see your true colors. Cause inside you’re ugly, you’re Ugly like me, I can see through you, see to the real you!....
