Pat is currently drunk and smoking a cigarette. Tim is currently drunk and not making eye contact.
Tim and Pat used to be in Many Must Have It. That was a pretty great band, but there weren't any gigs. We recorded some stuff. If you wanna hear it, let us know.
Pat is cool. Tim is uncool, relative to Pat, but he's pretty cool on the whole.
We're no longer funemployed. We're boredemployed. Sorry, no puns.
