Broom factory |
A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood. But one day, she storms into the managers office and exclaims 'I quit this job, I'am not working here anymore'. The manager naturally does...
Posted by oLLie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Dumb blonde |
Behind a billboard on a highway a police officer was clocking the cars that go by. Later on at about the end of his shift this drop dead gorgeous blonde went zooming by at about 110 Mph. So he pursued...
Posted by oLLie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The fruits... |
one day 3 guys got stranded on an island. they were caputured bye cannibals.they begged for there life, so the king cannibal said ok ill give you 2 trails ill tell you the first one and the second on ...
Posted by oLLie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Golf outing... |
4 married guys are out playing golf, when the first guy says "man, you wouldn't belive what i had to do to play today," he went on to say that he had to promise to paint the bathroom. "man that is not...
Posted by oLLie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Revenge is the best... |
One day a husband and wife were in the bathroom,The wife was getting out of the shower and the husband grabs her boobs and says "If these were firmer you wouldn't need a bra." The wife was repulsed by...
Posted by oLLie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The 3 dicks... |
There were 3 dicks standing on the corner. They were talking about how hard there lives are. The first dick said i have it the worst...my master plays with me all night. The second dick said no i have...
Posted by oLLie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Who wear the pants... |
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, ...
Posted by oLLie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Horny pills... |
One day a lady goes to her doctor and asks her how to get her husband to sleep with her more. The doctor leaves the room then returns with a little bottle and says, "put one pill into his coffee every...
Posted by oLLie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The four nuns |
Sister Anne, Sister Claire, Sister Mary, and Sister Christine were in a fatal car accident. The flew up into heaven and landed in front of the pearly gates where St. Peter was waiting for them. "You m...
Posted by oLLie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
