About Me
100 THINGS I LEARNED FROM THE BIG LEBOWSKI.1. Nihilists believe in nothing
2. The word "vagina" makes some men uncomfortable.
3. This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
4. Little Larry lives NEAR the In-And-Out Burger.
5. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
6. I learned that there are ways to procure a toe...you don't wanna know.
7. The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.
8. The pope shits in the woods.
9. Jackie Treehorn makes a mean caucasian.
10. that rug really tied the room together
11. Arthur Digby Sellers has health problems
12. The Dude Abides...
13. Walter doesn't roll on Shabbos (sp?)
14. That you can relate everything to nam
15. There are rules in bowling
16. Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women
17. She never even kidnapped herself.
18. It is illegal to keep an amphibious rodent for domestic purposes within LA city limits.
19. Bunny will suck your cock for a $1000, and someone else can watch for a $100.
20. Karl can fixen Diene Kable
21. The Dude is house broken
22. You can't board a show dog, it will lose it's hair
23. Being a Nihilist must be EXHAUSTING.
24. "Sioux City" is a good brand of Sarsparilla
25. A good way to put out a burning roach in your lap is by dousing it with beer.
26. Little Larry is flunking social studies.
27. Chinaman is NOT the preferred nomenclature.
28. The Dude was a member of the Seattle Seven.
29. The Pomeranian isn't gonna take the dude's turn
30. The Dude's phone's ringin'
31. Nothing is fucked up here, Dude. Nothing is fucked.These guys are fucking amateurs!
32. Jesus was once into pederasty and had to tell his new neighbors about it.
33. The bums will always lose
34. The man in the black pajamas is a worthy fuckin adversary.
35. Mr. Lebowski, gave The Dude, Maude's mother's rug.
36. There is a Little Lebowski on the way
37. Smokey's a pacifist. hes fragile, man
38. The CHINAMAN is not the issue...
39. Maude is not The Dude's 'special lady', she's his fucking lady friend, he's just helping her conceive.
40. The Dude hates the fuckin' Eagles, man
41. The Chief of Police of Malibu is a fucking fascist
42. The dude in the blue VW is a Brother Shamus and loves Dude's work.
43. Although they may be bereaved(sp) There not saps.
44. No one is going to cut your dick off
45. I just need to find a cash machine. (I do too)
46. Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes of 'Branded'. Bulk of the series, not exactly a lightweight.
47. Walter's plan to get the girl back is a 'Swiss Fucking Watch'.
48. This aggression will not stand - MAN
49. Donny is like a child that wanders in during a movie, wanting to know what's going on.
50. The ringer cannot look empty, so fill it with your dirty undies...the whites
51. I learned who the fuck the Knutsons are.
52. Sometimes you eat the bear...and sometimes the bear eats you. (bar is western vernacular)
53. The blonde thug knows very little about bowling.
54. You don't really kidnap someone you're acquainted with. The whole idea is that the hostage can't be able to identify you, after you've let them go.
55. Listening to a cassette of strikes make you a better bowler (possibly)
56. That Quintana can roll, man.
57. Woo is not housebroken
58. He's a good doctor...and thorough
59. If you will it, it is no dream.
60. I am the Walrus. I am the Walrus
61. Metallica is a bunch of assholes
62. I learned to scatter the ashes of a bowling buddy DOWNWIND.
63. When you've got a beverage just take it easy, man
64. You have to stick to a pretty strict, uh, drug uh, regimen to keep your mind, you know, uh, limber, ya know.
65. The Dude doesn't need your sympathy, he just needs his fucking Johnson.
66. Apparently vagrants use abandoned cars as bathrooms.
67. The L.A. police have detectives working in shifts.
68. Jackie treehorn brings a lot to the community, lebowski doesn't bring shit.
69. Grown men also cry...grown men also cry...*sniff*
70. Walter's buddies died face down in the muck, so we can enjoy family restaurants
71. the dude....now that's a handle nobody would self apply where i come from.
72. Today is already the 10th Dude
73. You don't go out and make a living dressed like that in the middle of a weekday.
74. Burkhalter is a fucking kraut
75. beyond this line, YOU DO NOT...
76. Bunny is a trophy wife, to use the parlance of our time.
77. Without a hostage there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules.
78. Unlike Vietnam, there are rules in Bowling
79. Everything's a fucking travesty with Walter.
80. That picture was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the white house....not of...California.
81. If your foot crosses the line in a league game you better mark it zero or you better be ready to enter a world of pain.
82. A bowling ball to the stomach really fucking hurts!
83. I wouldnt hold out hope for the tape deck or the creedence.
84. at least national socialism is an ethos.
85. When you get divorced your supposed to turn in your library card, change your license, convert your religion.
86. The dude's apartment is a private residence, man
87. Walter isn't wrong, he's just an asshole.
88. Altered versions of 'The Big Lebowski' suck.
89. Nothing is fucked by fucking amateurs.
90. Funny stuff is not tolerated.
91. The beauty of a plan is its simplicity. Once a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong.
92. Walter doesn't roll out naked, he has an Uzi.
93. Shabbas is the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, you, don't drive a car, you don't fucking ride in a car, you don't handle money, you don't turn on the oven, and you sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!
94. Without batting an eye a man will refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or his "Johnson".
95. There are some people, it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women, who engage in sex compulsively and without joy.
96. It's a male myth that feminists hate sex.
97. Shari just came over to use the shower
98. Maude doesn't want to make her father's embezzlement a police matter
99. You can't be worried about shit. Life goes on man!
100. Hey fuck it man. Let's go bowling
