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Ian

I'm a Bentley, You's a Honda Accord.

About Me

Fantastico, Cute, Stylish, Humorous, Creative, Brilliant and dumb at different times. Texan, advertiser, rocker, writer. Brilliant dancer, all about a good talk, cool, with it. Finished college, yes. Sure I'm an elitist, but I'm nice. I don't know,I'd be happy to answer any questions. I also respond to many MC names, The Flash, J.R. Paperstack, The Iconoclast, Don Patch. Feel free to look at my website http://www.iancollinsoriginal.com or the blog-http://icomf.blogspot.com Books/stories I've written are on the website and hey I made a few mixes, also on ze website.

My Interests

Rock and roll, martial arts films(actually foreign films in general), dancing, craptacular tv, cute girls, flying space tiger drops, Teen Titans, and everything Grant Morrison does except WE3, boxing, korean and mexican foods. Stewarts soda, Adrian Edmonson, art is cool too. I like ads as well. sarcasm and bill hicks. club life... how i miss u. cookin and Iron Chef is bombness(2nd usage of bombness) Basquiat and crazy modern art. Soccer.(I like AC Milan, Barcelona, Celtic, Chivas, Lyon, Juventus, Arsenal and tha Netherlands.) Shogi. This 80's Jackie Chan style film resurgence is good too.

I'd like to meet:

Other rock and rollers. Anyone who knows who fucking Do Fixer are? Or perhaps who Silencio is?(And no neither one is a band.) How about someone who knows Stooges lyrics. I guess just cool peeps, who don't settle for Mediocre crap. lovely lasses with bomb taste in music, dancing and cuteness is a mad plus. anyone who wants to talk about martial art films or Grant Morrison works. Uh how about Samaire Armstrong, the actress who played Anna on the O.C., Natalie Portman, Keira Knightley, Alessandra Ambrosio. Jackie Chan. I don't know there are a few famous peeps Shogi players. Soccer pundits. Nice people. You know nowadays it would be pretty damn great to have drinks with the Deschanel sisters.

Music:

Blur, Charlatans, Kasabian, Icarus Line, Guitar Wolf, Rolling Stones, Mos Def, Jimmy Cliff, Pussy Galore, Wire, X, Clash, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Hank Williams, Ladytron, Ministry, Go Team, Boards Of Canada, Mazzy Star, John Coltrane, Adult., Nirvana, Supergrass, Stooges, Slits, Camera Obscura, Fela Kuti, New York Dolls, Bowie, Thievery Corp, Add N To X, The Kills, Primal Scream, Kanye West, Ulrich Schnauss, Lali Puna, The Verve,Futureheads, Gang Of Four, Prince, Jon Spencer, Art Brut. Libertines. Babyshambles. Miles Davis, British Sea Power, Good Bad the Queen, DPT's, Working For A Nuclear Free City, Bonde Do Role, Yellow Magic Orchestra, Kraftwerk, CSS, Pop Will Eat Itself, My Bloody Valentine, Annie, Duke Spirit,uh loads of stuff.

Movies:

Gymkata, Band Of Outsiders, Labyrinth of Passion, Female Trouble, Meet The Feebles, Dark Blue, Man Bites Dog, Tai Chi Master, A Woman Is A Woman, Iron Monkey, Enter The Dragon, Repo Man, Run Lola Run, Bully, Commando, Shoot The Piano Player, The Killer, Clerks, Friday, I Stand Alone, Sanjuro, Twins Effect, Commitments, Idle hands, The Professional, Amelie, Layer Cake, Ronin, Irreversible, Domino, Strozzeck,Heroes Two, Turkish Star Wars, Tristam Shandy, the Story of Ricky, Suspiria, House of Fury, Tom Yum Goong, Tzameti.

Television:

The Prisoner, The Young Ones, Sports, Cold Case, The Beverly Hillibillies, Around The Horn(Woody Paige kicks ass), PTI Teen Titans, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Perry Mason, Cheap Seats, Iron Chef, Charles in Charge, Bob Ross, Samurai Champloo, OC, Lost, Family Guy,Rebelde,Miami Vice. Naruto. Good Soccer, Little Britain, Bobobo. Kenny vs Spenny, Yakitate Japan, Anthony Bourdain, and far too much Dog the Bounty Hunter. The Riches.

Books:

Old School James Ellroy, Dante Aligheri, Dostoyevsky, James Crumley, Cormac Mccarthy, Alexei Sayle, The Nibelungenlied, Keats, Coleridge, Some historical books and biographies. Way too many comic books(Invisibles, Preacher Teen Titans, Old School X-men and Conan) And shit loads of magazines like Archive, Anthem, Artforum, and The Ring. Oh yeah Arena kicks ass too.

Heroes:

Me

My Blog

NEW BLOG ADDRESS

THIS IS THE NEW BLOG. Where my intellectual property actually is my own.  http://icomf.blogspot.com/ The old blog is dead
Posted by Ian on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 12:46:00 PST

THE STUPIDEST THING EVER/ This blog is over, I swear.

Boards of Canada brought to u by Colgate Max Fresh. Ok this is OFFICIALLY the STUPIDEST FUCKING THING EVER. LETS TYPE IT AGAIN IN CAPS.STUPIDEST THING EVER. Its one thing for myspace to have the video...
Posted by Ian on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 12:08:00 PST

Bring Back Nightcrawler

Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Me Lots. Yoko Ono David Hasselhoff is a force, and u know it. Degeneration X is BACK.(Well I heard, I'm waiting for the youtube version.) I am ready. Bow To the Masters. Break...
Posted by Ian on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 12:27:00 PST

Hippies Deserve No Festivals and Neither Do Old People

"I bust in dudes mouths like gushers motherfucker." Natalie Portman Hey whatever happened to Sahara Hotnights? They should have big stars, they had some good rock moments. A few good GoGo's new wave m...
Posted by Ian on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 01:10:00 PST

Danger High Voltage!

Fuck Shit Up, Do It Fuck. Jon Spencer Blues Explosion I am sitting in allergy haze. So therefore this blog will be even more exciting than ever.  Federer/Henin Hardenne victors, book it. The ora...
Posted by Ian on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 09:25:00 PST

Long Overdue Sports Picks

In the Belmont this weekend, I got Sunriver. After my Australian Open coverage, I owe some French Open discussion. I know peeps are rooting for Rafael "Capri Pants" Nadal, but fuck that I got Federer....
Posted by Ian on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 01:40:00 PST

Summer Has Music and So Do I

Yes I've abandoned my readers, AGAIN. My bad, I've been writing on both books, so that has staved off the need for blogs. Flash Carnage is going super lucky bombness(now containing Manon Hates You, Sc...
Posted by Ian on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 01:16:00 PST

Coopers Blow Up Everywhere

How long has it been since dancing? OuthudI have a new dance compilation if anyone wants it. I will send u one. Telex. Egyptian Lover, and my homage to the Keith Edwards school of electronica Spacer W...
Posted by Ian on Sat, 20 May 2006 01:53:00 PST

formed a blog we formed a blog

This one's called stella was a diver and she always was down. InterpolAlright yes I've been negligent. Have u been cheating on this blog with other blogs? U bastards.O.C. update: Holy shit the show c...
Posted by Ian on Sun, 14 May 2006 12:39:00 PST

Anna is on Stuff, yes

As a charter member of the Samaire Armstrong Fandom Brigade, I must inform u all that, she is in Stuff magazine this month and she looks hot.that is all
Posted by Ian on Sun, 07 May 2006 03:03:00 PST