Banter of the week (cyclists) |
The Artist: Alright donski...am in oxford at the moment.Donski: Oh yeah hows it going down there?The Artist: Well, just had a mad moment of the day. I could hear sirens and looked around and two polic...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 04:51:00 GMT |
Banter of the Week (Fish Roe) |
The Artist: What did you order there donski? (Fish and Chip Shop)Donski: Just a bit of cod roe and chips?The Artist: Whats cod Roe?Donski: Fish EggsThe Artist: Oh like Caviar?Donski: Suppose its like ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 00:20:00 GMT |
Banter of the Week (Talk) |
The Artist: Donski, ive been chatting to this bird online.Donski: Have you got her number yet?The Artist: No, i bearly know her and i'm just sending polite banter. Talk is cheap.Donski: Not if you've ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 04:52:00 GMT |
Banter of the Week (Bugs) |
The Artist: Donski my nephews have some bugs to show you.Donski: When i was little i used to have a matchbox with a red cross on top, which used to be my ant hospital. I used to squash the back legs o...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 03:36:00 GMT |
Banter of the Week (Flipflops) |
Donski: Paul?The Artist: Yes?Donski: If someone was wearing flipflops but had two left feet would they be called flipflips or flopflops?The Artist: Donna you're a wrong un.
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 13:58:00 GMT |
Banter of the Week (The Magic Tractor) |
Paul the Artist: Did you hear about the magic tractor?Donski: NoPaul the Artist: It turned into a fieldDonski: What do you mean?Paul the Artist: Well the answer is twofold, one part is it could be a ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 19:06:00 GMT |
Banter of the Week (B&Q) |
Paul the Artist: Alright donski your looking a bit stressed?Donski: I've just been to B&QPaul the Artist: Oh right was it busy?Donski: Fairly, but this bloke in an orange uniform came up to me and...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:27:00 GMT |
Banter of the week (salvation army) |
Salvation ArmyDonski: Paul, what kind of army are they, they don't even have any guns!Paul: I don't know babe, all I know is that they are good at blowing their own trumpets.
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 13:50:00 GMT |
Strawberry Fair |
Its Strawberry Fair this saturday in Cambridge......WATCH OUT FOR THE ANTS!!!
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:24:00 GMT |
The curse of sven continues |
Again us England supporters have had to watch another dismal game and another defeat. The saving grace is that this time its by a semi decent team. Apart from 10 minutes either side of the whistle Eng...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:49:00 GMT |
