Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
It's not hard to meet expense s, they are everywhere.
If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
Born free taxed to death
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot.
The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to Itch
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
Save water drink beer
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