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Alex Kidd

The Underground Is Mine, I Treat It Like Home. I'm The Reason Kids Are Saying My Name Like Mike Jone

About Me

I am a celibate boy and occasionally I sing Choking Victim by myself in a dramatic fashion.
Additionally, I also celebrate Easter in a non-standard manner:

My Interests

I like to read, go out, have fun, party, sing, read philosophy and literature, ride my motorcycle, writing, singing, playing bass, swimming, reading, making out, present progressive nouns, running, holding hands, random IMs, new people, smiles, message me dont a shy kid :P

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet someone who realizes that this page is an articulation of my net insecurities and shortcomings, yet, accepts that fact with amiable chagrin.http://www.livejournal.com/users/burntheory/
Read that for a moderately good time.
That's how I roll.

Music:

10 yard fight, 6 volitos, 7 seconds, 88 fingers louie, A long winter, AFI, Against All Authority, Agnostic Front, Alexisonfire, Alkaline Trio, American Nightmare, Give up the Ghost, Anatomy of a ghost, Anti-Flag, At the drive in, Ataris, Ausrotten, Bad Astronaut, Bad Brains, Bad Religion, Billy Talent, Bouncing Souls, Bracket, Circle Jerks, Clit 45, Dead Kennedys, Dropkick murphys, Face to Face, Fallout boy, Fenix TX, Finch, Global Threat, h20 homegrown, Horrorpops, Ill Reupte, Mars Fucking Volta, Millencolin, Millions of Dead Cops, Minor Threat, Misfits, Murder City Devils, No Use for a name, Nofx, Noise Ratchet, Pennywise, Propaghandi, Rancid, Reagan Youth, Rise Against, Social Distortion, Street Dogs, Strike Anywhere, Strung Out, Subhumans, The Clash, The Descendents, Tiger Army, Tsunami Bomb, Vandals, Wizo, Youth Brigade, Zero Boys- Bob Marley, Depeche Mode, The Smiths, The Cure, Violent Femmes- A Static Lullaby, As Friends Rust, As I lay Dying, Bleeding Through, Boy sets fire, Carson, Christiansen, Comeback Kid, Converge, Death by Stereo, Eighteen Visions, Fugazi, Funeral For a Friend, Glassjaw, Haste, Hot Water Music, In Flames, Into the Valley, Killswitch Engage, Planes Mistaken for Stars, Poison the Well, Refused, Saetia, Snapcase, Song of Zarathustra, The Bled, The Curse, Thrice, Throwdown, Thursday, Unearth. Belvedere, Blood Brothers, Brand New, Coheed and Cambria, Common Rider Cursive, Death Cab, Mastodon, Flogging Molly, Get up kids, Hella, Hopesfall, Joy Division, June Spirit, Matchbook Romance, Midtown, Modest Mouse, Motion City Soundtrack, Murder by Death, My Chemical Romance, Ok Go, Openhand, Park, Pedro the Lion, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Saves the day, Sparta, Stars hide Fire, The Decemberisits, The Faint, The Ghost, The Hives, The Killers, The Movie Life, The Postal Service, The Shins, The Used, White Stripes, They Might be Giants- Miles Davis, Coletrain, Django Rhinehart, Run DMC, Mos Def, Blackstar, 50 cent, Deltron 3030, Gza Kanye West, Outkast, The Advantage, Talib Kwali, Nas, Joshua Redman, Ella Fitzgerald, Vivaldi, Wagner, Tchkaiovsky, Sonatas, Minuets, Concertos, Woodwind crescendoes. Ben Folds Five, Ben Harper, Black heart Procession, , Coldplay, DBC, Elton John, Guster, Hank Williams, Jack Johnson, Jets to Brazil, Modern and Classical Bluegrass, John Mayer, Rascal Flats, Ween. Ambient, Daft Punk, Head Automatica, Thievery Corp, Mixup, Drum and Bass, Vast, Prodigy, Massive Attack, Rammstein, Capdown, Five Iron Frenzy, Codename Rocky, Goldfinger, Leftover Crack, Less than jake, Link 80, Mephiskapheles, Op Ivy, My Own Religion, Leftover Crack, Reel Big Fish, RX Bandits, Save Ferris, Sublime, Suicide Machines, Aquabats, The Specials, The Toasters, and those cute orgasm based moans your mother makes, set in 7/8ths time of course because then they are hardcore.

Movies:

Wayne's World, Requiem for a Dream, Pulp Fiction, Reseviore Dogs, Y tu mama tambien, Pi, and amateur pornography I create of your ex-bestfriends.

Books:

The Sound and the Fury, The Critique of Pure Reason, Collected Works of Voltaire, Atlas Shrugged, This Side of Paradise, Black Pearl, The Crying of Lot 49, Bertrand Russell, Burgess, Vonnegut, Bukowski, Conrad, G.E. Moore, post-modernism, Pynchon, Sylvia Fucking Plath. Works not authored by Dan Brown, Nicholas Sparks, Dean Koontz or John Grisham.

Heroes:

They are my heroes:

My Blog

Book Reccomendations From Myspace: Throat Me.

Myspace is the last place that should be giving reccomendations on books. Usually that is the reason that people are on myspace in the first place, internet porn has left their sad penises boomeranged...
Posted by Alex Kidd on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:38:00 PST

Inspirational Calenders Are Usually Shitty

It never fails, always around Christmas time companies parade out a series of garbage you wouldn't buy for someone who intentionally gave you HIV, yet somehow, people end up with this shit.One such it...
Posted by Alex Kidd on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:09:00 PST

Walmart Is Commensurate to Sloppy Menstruation

Those of you who know me, know I can't stand a few things:Children, filthy people, trite country narratives, and coincidentally enough, Walmart.The latter being a complete merger of all elements of th...
Posted by Alex Kidd on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 04:41:00 PST

Vegan Baby Killers: Awesome.

In an unparalleled parenting move of badassness, Vegans parents were sentenced to jail for starving their child to DEATH.That is the type of awesome parenting that even Alec Baldwin can tip his hat to...
Posted by Alex Kidd on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:48:00 PST

Rest In Peace Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

This post has nearly no humor or jokes in it, it is sombre and presented with the utmost respect and sincerity.Kurt Vonnegut Jr. has recently passed away. To say that he had an impact on my writing an...
Posted by Alex Kidd on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:36:00 PST

Stop Yelling "For Sparta!" You Fucking Idiot.

Ok we get it, you really liked watching "300." You got all jazzed up watching oiled up men beat up on Persians, just go beat off and deny your homosexuality and save us the public nuisance.These days,...
Posted by Alex Kidd on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 08:54:00 PST

No One Put Anything In Your Drink, You Skank.

Seriously. There is a prevalent trend that is snowballing more and more than the highhanded language of Erza Pound: Every Girl Thinks That They Were Drugged By Someone.In a modest reply, I have prepar...
Posted by Alex Kidd on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 03:02:00 PST

Match.com Ads Scare The Shit Out of Me

What is the deal with these fucking ads? It's some creepy ass girl trying to act natural while she types on her lap top and surrepstitiously stares at me. That sounds like a recipe for a loss of an er...
Posted by Alex Kidd on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:59:00 PST

Hot Exploding Sperm.

Holy obvious euphemisms, a sperm whale exploded en route while on the back of a truck:Needless to say, the owner of that vespa was wicked pissed.Check it out: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586?This ...
Posted by Alex Kidd on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 02:59:00 PST

"Firehouse Dog" Looks Like a Sack of Turds.

Seriously. Who keeps making shit like this? I know your initial response is something like:"oMFG! AleX thAtz LyKe a Kidzzz Moviiieee!"Fuck you, kids shouldn't be subjected to this shit. When I was a k...
Posted by Alex Kidd on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 01:46:00 PST